Setting Up For The Giving Season
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Let’s get right into it. Yeah. Gobble gobble. Snot. Oh man, that just made my day. Worm.
Worm in the chat. We missed you. She was here last episode, right? Yeah. Was she she was
here? There was episode she wasn’t here. Yeah, she missed our The whole vibe was off, bro. Yeah, it was. I was mad. Unacceptable. Unacceptable.
Like, I’m never never going live. You could have watched live while you were at
dinner with your husband. Unacceptable. Unacceptable. Welcome. Welcome. It’s post spooky.
We’re settled in now. It’s turkey season. Gobble gobble. I keep I keep spamming the button. This
is why you can’t put me on the soundboard cuz I keep that good. Have we uh What’s What’s the
What’s the shopping list look like for this year? [ __ ] You already getting your stuff down? Well,
well, there’s not much I could really eat type [ __ ] you know, like like the past Thanksgivings,
man. You know, I did. Go ahead. Go ahead. I went ahead and bought some uh True Whip, you know,
because it has no high fructose corn syrup. Uh but it’s on sale right now, like a two
for the price of one. So I went ahead and grabbed it now because I know by by thanks
by Thanksgiving it would not be on sale. So um no man, I’m just uh just getting
ready just having new conversations with Oh man. Yes, sir. It’s that time. That
was amazing. It’s that time, CeCe. Let’s freaking go. Snot says, “Two
episodes ago, I was here for the monkey. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Real talk. Have y’all ever
had a legitimate chatter from kick or is it all bro? It’s all [ __ ] bots, bro. It is all bots.
Like, we’ll we’ll get like if you look at the the cuz we can see all the everyone that’s viewing
it from every platform and you’ll get like one live view off a kick. Like dead internet [ __ ]
bro. So, I’m constantly or actively like banning bots. One day I’ll I’ll send you guys like
I’ll post a screenshot Yeah. of all the bots that I’ve banned. CeCe, welcome. Welcome. But
I didn’t get to finish. Oh, that’s crazy. Yeah, I told you the the So, we left it on too long.
Spotlight overheated. Now I am unlockable. Sorry guys. Who’s that Pokemon? Oh man, it kind of reminds me of that [ __ ] that
stupid [ __ ] smiling in the dark where it’s just the eyes and his teeth. Absolutely diabolical. Oh
man, this is what it’s going to be for the rest of the episode until the the spotlight cools
down. Um Alvirara says, “Does Mama Jeff make anything cult?” Bro, it’s all culture, bro. It’s
all culture. Like we have no American food besides what? Turkey. But even then, she like Haitians.
She cuts it. She Haitians the [ __ ] out of the turkey. You know what I’m saying? We we cook all
the all the gourmet recipes. No, but like like we told you guys like we were surprised when she
told us two years ago she was a chef. She went to culinary school for two years in her country and
we never knew that for her cooking us eating her food was we were eating gourmet food growing
up the entire time. We didn’t know. And then when we saw like we didn’t know it the average Joe
counterpart to what she was making. They’re like, “What are you talking about? What are you talking
about? We don’t use those ingredients.” Well, it’s like her It’s like her creole, too.
They kept saying we’re speaking fancy creole, right? You speak fancy creole. And we’re like,
why is your creole so proper? Yeah. Why is the vocabulary? Why is your book Why are you using
such big words? And I was like, I didn’t know cuz we didn’t know. We’re just a byproduct of what mom
pretty much absorbed, right, and taught us. So, we didn’t know she was more like, you know, up
there elegant side, you know, up there music, you know. Yeah. She listened to classical uh
Beethoven’s fifth sipped and it was all teas. Spooky action. Y’all can see the pearlies. Mhm.
Uh Bruce ass is blessing the screen. I feel that. See, he looks a little bit slimmer, right? We got
him some new toys. Yeah. Got him some like uh uh tennis balls. Yeah. Like some new ropes and stuff
like that cuz he’s been using the same old rope for what, two years? And it got shredded twice by
the lawn mower. And like every time we we cut the grass and it’s too high and we can’t see where he
leaves his toy, we accidentally shred it with our lawn mower. So we just got him a new one or like a
couple new ones. So he has like four balls. Uh the a little mini rope which he has. Actually Bruce
has no balls, sir. Yeah. Shame. Shame. Bruce has no balls. He spread his seed enough. He’s good.
Oh, Virus says, “Not you guys thinking that she’s cooking midass food the whole time. It’s the
Haitian Gordon.” No, for real. Yeah. No, for real. We thought it was just normal. We thought it was
normal. So every time, perfect example, excuse me, every time we went to a Haitian’s house and we ate
their rice or we ate their food, we’re like, man, this doesn’t taste like bombs, right? They weren’t
using like I don’t know just the way I don’t know, bro. It’s spooky work. Yeah. Not knowing that
spooky work mom’s food was literally Yeah. It was gourmet food. It was cream of the crops. Well,
you remember she wanted to always open up her own uh uh restaurant in Haiti, but you know,
she had to escape it. Mhm. Escape it, you know. Yep. Um CeCe says, “Bruce, guess slim.”
You feel me? You feel me? Soundboard still has an echo. It really does. Oh, your soundboard has an
echo. Huh. Maybe it’s our All right, try it now. Go to probably last no now. Hit
the Okay. Okay. Hit it again. Is it? Um, it shouldn’t be because I don’t have
the I don’t have the audio play feedback loop. Yeah, yeah, that’s kind of what has been happening
for the last couple episodes. Audio loop back. Let me test the the light spotlight just like
I’m too dark. You just can’t s me cuz I’m uh 10 minutes to midnight. When it was plugged
in, wasn’t it plugged in the sur protector? No, it was actually always directly into the wall.
It was just where Brucey was. Nope. Still hasn’t cooled down. She said, “That shit’s the power
of T.” She said, “Try the other sounds, please.” You what? You what? How about that one? You try
the other sounds. You what? How about that one? Sensation. Sensation. You think the mic is picking
it up? You think so? Like the like our mics are that strong? Probably. It’s probably picking
up the Just hit it. Hit it one more time. Yeah, the mic is actually picking that up.
So, you got to bring down our mics. Bring down this. Still echoing. Bring down the
gain. How about that? And then I will bring up our Testing. One, two, three. All right. Hit it again.
Sensation. Sensational. One more time. Sensation. Sensational. Yeah, that’s still picking it up.
Sorry, guys. We should have gotten shitty. No, that doesn’t mean they’re shitty. That means
they’re too good. That’s what I’m saying. I say we should have gotten We should
have I thought we should have. Yeah, we should have gotten shitty
mics. All right, let me see. Yeah, cuz Yeah, she said still still echoing.
Yeah, it’s the it’s the headphones. The headphones is bleeding into the They have microphones on
them. No, the the microphone is actually just picking that up. They never did it before.
Well, this is a new sound. [ __ ] Hold on. Try that now. Sensation. Sensational. How about
now? Go ahead. Sensation. Sensation. That’s crazy. It’s actually picking up the sound. That’s spooky.
Let me see. Yeah, but it’s not like an outside thing. All right. So, I got the desktop audio.
We do it live, guys. This is what I got to do. All right. Try that now. Sensation.
Sensational. Sensation. Sensational. Sensation. Sensational. No, it’s still coming
through. Sensation. Sensational. Yeah, that’s crazy. Is it Is it one of the channels? Yeah,
one of the channels. Did we put the soundboard on the wrong channel? Nope. Soundboard should
be going through. Sorry, Snot. Oh, damn it, Snot. You couldn’t just deal with the echo. Yeah,
now we got to fix it later. I appreciate it, though. No. Yeah. Good looks. No, but what were
we at? What were we talking about? What were we talking about again? I’ll try to limit the use
of the soundboard. Yeah, that’s crazy to me. It’ll just be a double gobble gobble.
A double gobble. A double gobble. A double goble. Okay. Okay.
Let’s try that. Testing. Oh, there goes that. There goes that Jimmy. Jimmy, let me say who cares about the echo. Damn. Oh, man. Let me say who gives a damn.
All right. Can you hear us now? I She said I carely. At first, I thought
the gobble sound was gobble gobble. All right. How’s the sound coming through? I
mean, the sounds good. Like I said, I’ll limit I’ll limit to the sound. The sound board? Yeah,
that’s fine. No echo, but your audio is crap. All right, we’re back to that then. Yeah, now
our sounds are echoing. Now the sound’s poop. You know what I think? He said you can figure it out later. Yeah,
let’s figure it out later because we’re we’re already behind. Uh Cece says, “You don’t
sound good.” Put it back to the original thing. You sound better before you sounded
better before you mess with it. Yeah, just put it back. And then I, like
I said, I’ll limit the soundboard. All right, you got it. All
right, I’m good. Yeah. Okay, there you go. You got it. All right, we’re good.
We good. All right. Um, where were you at? Um, a philosopher says if you let engineers work on
rockets till it was perfect, we’d never have gone to the moon. I feel that. That’s insane. I feel
that. Bars. [ __ ] bars. Bars. Jimmy bars. Oh, man. Uh, Snot says, “Puts the intro on repeat so
many times but doesn’t test the systems during it.” Well, here’s the thing, right? We don’t
hear an echo in the headphones. Yeah, we don’t. Right. That’s what I’m saying. So, whatever is
happening is happening through OBS. Yeah. So, we got to figure that out. Yeah. We got to figure
out why. So, we’d have to do a private live in order to figure out Right. in order to figure
out why that’s happening. Um because it’s also receiving the sound uh board signal. Mhm.
Mhm. Mhm. Um, uh, what were we saying? Oh, prior to all that, Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving.
Uh, how we how we, uh, um, how we didn’t know our mom’s food was like gourmet food. We thought it
was Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like just even in terms of her food prep. Yeah. She
was just using really exotic ingredients. Yeah. And and we we never questioned it. So, like when
when she started cuz I let mom use um my kitchen cuz I don’t use it. Shocker, right? You what?
Um the only reason why is because my kitchen is bigger than hers. So, she brought she brought
all her equipment stuff cuz she bakes cuz she’s retired and she bakes and she um cooks and she has
all her meals and all that stuff like that. So, um she does that for her for the church. And
when she was making certain things, she’s like, “Oh, you know what this is called? You know
that?” I’m like, “No.” I said, “I didn’t even know you could make.” And then so we decided
two years ago to just ask her the question. We’re like she a chemist in that moment. Yeah.
We’re like we’re like mom how do you know how to do all this? And she’s like oh I went to she
said nonchalant. I went to culinary chef school when I was in Haiti. I said for how long? Two
years. And I’m like and you never told us this. You never asked. How are we supposed to know? Bro
you just withhold secrets. Exactly the fact. Uh, Snot says, “Also, three people died before we
reached the moon, so maybe the initial rockets could have been better.” Well, Snot, you got to
break a couple legs to make an Well, remember, um, if you think about it this way, Snot, how
did we get to where we’re at with medical with anything with with surgery, all that stuff
existed, sacrificed, right? Do y’all know how much I sacrificed? There is no idealistic
world. There is no sacrifice. People have unfortunately this sounds bad. Stuck at step one.
Unfortunately, this sounds bad. But people have to die in order for things to be stuck at step
one for eternity. Yeah. So that’s literally what it mean. What what Jimmy is saying is correct,
right? You you’d be stuck at step one for you must break a few omelets before I mean [ __ ]
had to get uh uh uh tacoed before they decided, hey, bench seats aren’t a good idea in cars.
folded, you know, in that front end collision, that [ __ ] [ __ ] said, “Ha, clamshell day
[ __ ] bro.” What the [ __ ] Before they had to invent airbags. Airbags. Yeah. Seat belts.
What the [ __ ] Remember back then when they used to light their headlights with candles? It was
like butane. And then it literally light their [ __ ] headlights. You know what I’m saying? And
then cars were exploding and catching fire. Oh, that [ __ ] said, “Why you so black? Why you so
black? Cuz that’s how the Lord made me. I am a child of the sun. It means I am closer. Are you
going to check to see if it’s working now? Let’s see if it works. Our our um what what do you call
it? Our uh Ah, let there be light. Our uh whatever you call it. Let there be light. Overheated so
it shuts off. Um, says out here looking like a overbaked cookie. You what? You what? Oh man.
Snot says Odin or Light burn out. Uh, Snot, you must break a few omelets. You must break a few
omelets. I said you must break a few eggs. I said you must break a few omelets instead of you must
break a few eggs. So, she’s making fun of me right now. But, uh, no. Yeah, man. So we we like I said,
we didn’t know. Um and then so now we’re finding out what she can make. Like we had uh like like
uh she had somebody order some oxtail. We didn’t know she knew how to make oxtail. Make oxtail
puff pastry. But we told her to limit herself cuz she is doing this by herself. By herself.
Yeah. But um you know what I’m saying? She’s she’s finally living her dream and it only took
her to retire retire to do it. Yeah. So if you guys ever want to like order stuff from mom, just
let us know. Um especially does do catering. Yeah, she does do catering. Um, and she does have a set
price for set catering. Smoke. Smoke bald heads in the chat. Yes, sir. So, spooky season’s over.
Every uh we will return next year, you know, and then of course we’re going to have a new costume.
Nah, Snot actually had a good idea. What What idea was that? And it was a missed opportunity. Ain’t
no way, bro. Look, Smoke preparing for next year’s uh travels. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man, I can’t wait to
vlog that. It’s going to be fire. What? Paris? Yeah. What? Absolutely. All of us in the back of a
cop car. Absolutely. What? We can’t. We trying to be James Bond and hide menes in Paris. What? Oh my
god. Oh man. Smoke. You better bring the bonnet, bro. I’ll bring mine too, bro. What the [ __ ] He
got to grow his hair again, bro. You got to grow his hair again. Oh, that’s dope. No, that’s going
to be dope, man. Yeah. Yeah. We’ll wait for you, bro. We’ll wait for you, man. We ready. Oh, that’s
fire, man. Oh, no. But Sn had a really great idea, and it was a missed opportunity, which was um
Bro, we should have done a pumpkin carving. Yeah, a live pumpkin carving. Well, again, too, like I
said, the the table that we finally got from mom’s was in the garage. We’ll have it when we do the
Christmas When we do a Christmas. No, we’re gonna So, I did a pingpong back uh to Snot. I was like,
that’s a great idea. We could have definitely We could definitely do a Christmas decorating.
Yeah. You know what I’m saying? Like a Christmas decoration. A Christmas special. So basic,
it’s it’s going to So we’re Bruce in his little sweater. You know what’s going to happen, right?
We’re going to have to defrost Mariah and start playing Mariah. It’s all going to be copyritten.
Y’all just going to listen to silence. Silence the whole time. You’re going to be No, remember they
can take out the music and they can still hear our voices. So, we’ll just get like those mini mics or
hold on to the mic while we decorate the tree. So, we we can do like a a tree decoration for you guys
just so you can see. Uh we can either we let’s do it in front of the fireplace, bro. I think that’d
be nice. I feel that. I feel that’d be nice. And then bake cookies and [ __ ] Have Bruce in a
little sweater. We got to get him a new sweater. We got him a new Yeah. His old sweater is too big
for him cuz he lost a lot of weight. Yeah. You know, he’s slim thick now. Slim thick. Land hippo.
He went from elephant to land hippo. You know what I’m saying? So he he little slim thick. He need
he need his tyer. Oh man. He said, “Who’s we? Who’s we?” Oh man. She said we should do pumpkin
carving episode where we talk about our feelings. Absolutely not. I’m I’m going to hurt everybody.
You’ll never see a tear fall from this eye. Be a terrible episode. Hell yeah. What the [ __ ] If I
cry. Cry in the darkness. What the [ __ ] That’s going to be crazy. Oh, hell yeah. and release
demons in that. What the [ __ ] Um, Smoke says, uh, Smoke says, “Now factual. You going to book us
a place in the projects of Europe?” They going to be scared of us. That’s going to be funny. It’s
going to be funny as hell. They’re going to be like, “What? They’re going to try to rob me with
a butter knife.” What going to be like these hands ready for everyone. This is This is Ebony and this
is Ivory. We about to get We about to throw hands. Spooky action. Smoke says, “Who’s we?” Red flag
snot. Also, I’ve been asking your mom’s prices in menu, but no, that’s him. He is the the You
weren’t you supposed to be like typing her menu? That’s me. That’s my fault. And laminating it.
Yeah, I got to type it up. But you still have the rough draft. Uh yeah, cuz I can take it to the
I like if somebody asks for what she makes, I if I have it the the the menu in the car, I can just
bring it to them and ask them and then mom can make it. But I said [ __ ] said pumpkin carving.
What? What’s wrong with pumpkin carving? Well, cuz we’re talking about ne next uh next year. I
think we’re talking about next year, right? Yeah, for next year. Well, no, but that was a great
idea. Oh, yeah, for sure. Love to do a pumpkin. That and like I said, that table is perfect for
when we put it in the front. Yeah. What? We could have done some obscene pumpkins. Does your mom
deliver food? She can actually ship the code the like if the pate she can ship. She can ship it
uh uh not pre-cooked. Uh frozen frozen and she’ll tell you. Yeah. Or she’ll uh uh deliver it fresh
if you want it fresh, I guess. Well, for for her, we’d have to fly. Oh, yeah. We’d have to like ship
it to you. Oh, man. and Cece going to be like, “Thanks for delivering it. You can go home now.”
Yeah. But she does, she does ship her food though. Like, you know, the dry ice and the, you know, the
blah blah blah, the packaging and stuff like that cuz there are people who order her stuff. Well,
it would be like um what’s the name of that food company that puts those the little ice packets in
their foam coolers. We can just do that. I forgot, but I know what you’re talking about. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. So the I would say the only thing um CeCe you would have to do is like thaw it and
then put like egg wash on the on top of it and she pre-des that too and then all you have to do is
put it in the oven and and bake it and then when it becomes flaky and buttery snot says I did say
it was Caucasian activities. So y’all [ __ ] just don’t like have fun because it’s white people
[ __ ] Well like I said y’all [ __ ] don’t like enjoying life cuz it’s white people [ __ ] Like
I said we don’t we don’t limit we don’t limit certain activities. That’s spooky word. Hold on.
We don’t limit certain activities because certain races do it. Everybody can do it. But it’s
also fun. Especially if like let’s say this, let’s say we do we do um the pump pumpkin carving
next year. You have one, I have one. Whoever comes uh over Vic or whoever they have one and then
we just start chilling, talking while carving pumpkins. That’s a conversation. That’s not only
an activity, but that’s a conversation. It’s like uh decorating a tree or putting lights or doing
whatever we got to do. It’s fun. Yeah, bro. When you watch I never limit my life to not even that
what culture to actually. Not even that. You got to look at it this way. When you’re watching like
when you’re watching like I show speed or ka, they be doing the most mundane things sometimes.
Not even traveling. Like they just be chilling in their room doing crazy things. But people will sit
down and watch them do those crazy things. Well, they acculturate themselves though. They actually
do go to the countries the the culture and [ __ ] And that’s what uh that’s what um that’s the game
plan for next year, especially with with Vic. like if we were when we go vlogging. So that’s going
to be something exciting especially wherever we go. Vic, you get your passport, you hit us up, we
we make What’s up? Drink Vic’s moonshine while you carve. Absolutely. But that’s what I’m saying.
We’re going to have to get like little cover coasters. Yeah, for sure. Like like I said,
for like the Christmas uh uh we’re going to decorate the tree for you guys and then of course
you can give us ideas on what color you want. We got That’s facts. Yes. All that stuff like
that. Yes. So, but it’s it’s not it’s not bad, man. You’re never too old to do anything. There’s
no such thing as the age limit to certain things that you can do. I mean, you can always have fun
and you can always find a way to have fun. Just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean I’m going
to be a dumbass till I die. What the [ __ ] Hell yeah. Just like we going to play video games till
we die. I don’t know what being an adult is cuz I do what every adult does. Pay bills, go to work,
and [ __ ] be black. So, basically be big kids with more rules. Yeah, that’s what I’m saying.
You’re just a big kid with more rules. That’s basically what you’re freaking saying. I got
to have a stick up my ass because I have a age attached to my [ __ ] Exactly. Hell no. Exactly.
So yeah, Vic, you need to start making some of that eggnog moonshine, bro. I love it. That eggnog
moonshine, bro. Oh, wait. CeCe tried the Kas, right? She did. Yes, that season. She did. She
didn’t take any with her, right? No. But she But we told her you can have it with um with
ice cream. You can put anything. Yeah. Yeah. All that stuff. Yes. It’s like Haitian eggnog, but
it’s not eggnog. It’s something else, though. It’s like coito. It’s like Puerto Rican. It’s like
coito, but thicker. Right. But thick. But you could have it ice cream. You can put on pancakes.
You can put it on uh You can You just got to be careful though. Yeah. It’s like Right. It’s a lot
of alcohol. Yeah. It’s very concentrated. It’s a lot of It’s very No, Vic drinks it like it’s
water. That’s crazy to me cuz mom mom gave him like two shots and he’s like nah. He knocked that
[ __ ] right. Yeah. He’s like, “It’s good.” He’s like, “Can I get another?” And I’m like, “What?” I
was like, “You what?” No, that’s crazy. You know, you’re supposed to enjoy it, you know, with a
s, you know, sip on it by the fire. You know, all the the the Christmas tunes, the piano in
the background. Yep. Uh, Cece says no. Snot says Vic would just No, Snot says Vic would just take
the pumpkin and shoot it. That’s how he carves pumpkin. I call this Swiss cheese. What the
[ __ ] Oh my god. You’re like, what? This one is trypophobia. Oh man. What? This one’s called
Desert Eagle, too. What? This one’s chickenpox. Oh man, I named this Arnold Georgian. Oh my god,
I’m dead. I’m dead as hell. Um, Odin says, “I sent you 70 for my jar, sir. Hold on to it next.”
Oh, facts. Oh, so you taking order smoke. Okay, word. Mhm. Someone said, “Bro, that stuff weak.
[ __ ] you mean me?” But it was good as [ __ ] though. Bet. Well, it’s not moonshine, sir. Yeah.
Yeah, it’s not. Yeah, because because you got to understand, like I said, we said mom went to
trying to kill mom went to chef school. So, she’s trying to not just incorporate alcohol, but
the flavor with it. So, she wants you to taste the cinnamon. She wants you to taste the sweetness.
And she wants you to taste the alcohol at the same time, so you you can enjoy it. It’s not It’s not
about oh, how strong it is and how drunk you can get from it. She’s more about flavor than she
is more about um It’s an experience. Exactly. Exactly. It’s an experience. So, it’s something
that you can remember. Yeah. I feel you. I feel you. Uh, small. All right. Bet. Bet. Bet. Bet.
But yeah. So, I was thinking, okay, maybe for December we could do like a little Christmas tree
thing. Yeah, we’ll do that. Like Christmas tree decoration. Put up decorations. You know what I’m
saying? We love it. We love it. Yeah, we can do that. And it start getting chilly uh uh sooner
now. Oh, yeah. I’ve been driving with my windows down. You know, I’ve been uh I’ve been saving
this body fat for that very reason, you know. Oh, I’m going to freeze to death this year. It’s Yeah,
he’s going to die. I’m gonna die. He’s That’s a Let’s pray for him. I’m warm all winter. I
separate myself from Bruce with pillows because we both release body heat at the same time. So, it’s
like sweltering. Oh, no. I’m I’m I’m not warm, bro. You can use Bruce if you want. Let Bruce
I’ll let Bruce sleep near like Like uh yesterday when you were sleeping when you were taking
a nap, Bruce was like right next to you, bro. you were comfortable with. No, that [ __ ] sucked.
Yesterday, uh, I thought I’d be a, you know, a smartass and overmedicate myself. So, instead
of taking one, I took two of my medication and it you what? Like, I don’t want to say stimulated
me, but like I was I was existing in 4K. He went to go learn a new language. That’s how focused
he was. Everything was 4K. speaking Russian. My eyes felt HD. Mandarin and Chinese at the same
time. Felt HD. Everything was just HD. And it overwhelmed me. So I went to sleep. I was like,
I got to go to bed. This is too much. This is too much. So I’m never doing that again. And I woke
up what? 1:00 a.m. Yeah. Yeah. But then you focus you start you created new art which you released
today. Guys, go check it out. It’s on our pages. It’s wild. N these [ __ ] just be
like it put you outside yourself. It be ghost watching. Oh hell yeah.
They never like they be ghost watching, bro. But it’s cool. It was stimulating you.
It was stim I was mad stimulated bro. The medulla. Hell yeah. You know that the medulla
stimulates everything. Brain was throbbing. My head was throbbing. Had to release some pressure.
Hell yeah. It was too much. So I took a nap. Mhm. So, I took a nap. Oh, man. I know. That’s wild, bro. I took a nap. That’s wild. Smoke when you
want la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la launch your business. Let me know I can do
your PR. That’s real. That’s real. Let me see. But yeah. Um, other than that, what
you got planned? What’s what’s what’s coming up, sir? What’s coming up for the good old
month of uh November? November. Um, well, I got to fix my car. Bro, just if I make it,
scrap veg. Get rid of it. No, I’ll see. I’ll see. I’ll see first. If I can’t fix it. I’m
getting tired of your car. If I can’t fix it, then I’ll get a I’ll get a truck. I’ll get
a truck next. You going to get Tundra? Uh, no. That’s too expensive, bro. No, I feel
that. Well, hey, interest rates went down. It’s still expensive, but hey, lower payments.
I’ll get to lower payments. Eight years of 300 or $400. Insurance is not 500. Smaller payments,
sir. What the [ __ ] No, we we need drugs, bro. Yeah. No, I’m getting Yeah, that’s what
I’m getting next. We need drugs. We’re doing too much to not have a truck. Plus, I’ve been told
twice that every time they see me, they’re like, “Why is that big ass dude getting a sed getting
into a sedan?” They’re like, “This [ __ ] should be driving a truck.” CeCe says, “Tundra is
ass as fuck.” That’s hilarious. I’ve never seen someone [ __ ] on Toyota in my entire [ __ ]
existence. Really? That’s actually insane. So, my question my question to you, CeCe, is have
you ever driven a Toyota vehicle? And if not, how do you say it’s ass? Wait, no, no. Wait,
she has to ask the question. But that’s just I’ve never heard Toyota criticism. Yeah. Never
before today. Before the beginning of time. This is different action. Spooky action. Yeah.
So that’s that’s my question to you. Have you ever driven a Toyota car? I still see from
like sedan SUVs from 199 like ‘ 90s. I still see Toyotas from the 90s still Yep. running on the
on the on the road. So that’s the question. And if it’s just aesthetic, then how can it be ass?
It’s something you don’t like, you don’t like. I said it was gay. You know,
driving a Tesla is gay. That you’ll never see me in. Oh man. Jeff’s
little legs jumping into a Ford F2. King Ranch, bro. With like with like what, a 48 in lift.
just hovering with my legs like this. Dad, bro, you going to need a little mini elevator.
Bring you up to the [ __ ] uh uh driver’s seat, bro. Yep. Damn. Both Jeff’s getting spoiled.
I’m waiting on Moonshine. Oh. Uh Smoke says, “These two [ __ ] got exclusive cover
up for the voiceover project.” Oh yeah, we gonna hang it up. Yeah. Yeah, we gonna hang
it up. Yep. Laminate it and then I’mma frame it. We gonna hang it up. No, they You guys
ain’t never gonna find it. You going have to get through Bruce first. What you say? No,
it’s the comment, dog. You hopping into F250. Listen here. All right. Listen here. Listen
here. All right. Let my legs hover. All right. [ __ ] Let my legs hover. Oh man. No. That’s an
image. Oh, that’s crazy. Damn, Scott. Oh man, that’s dumb. That quick. bad stuff. Yeah, but I
keep hearing from I keep hearing from people like, “Jeff, why you drive a sedan? You’re you look
like you’re supposed to drive a truck.” No, Tesla’s pissed me off, bro. Especially the Cyber
Truck. The most useless piece of stainless steel ever. Hold on. What did it say? Read it. Um,
I can’t confirm. Uh, CeCe says, “I can confirm driving a Tesla is gay.” Is gay. I know guys
who drive them and they say they are straight, but they are so critical of women. You what? You
what? But and this is what I noticed. And then I’mma I’mma be I’mma please confirm this, CeCe,
because I know you go to the gym. When you go to the gym, do you see a lot of women um drive
Teslas to the gym? Cuz when my brother and I, we go to the gym, we see a lot of women have
Teslas. So, I just want to ask that question. Is because I I feel like Tesla’s a
female car. What What’s going on? Some of them trucks my head doesn’t even pass the
hood standing next to his legs swinging trying to reach the gas pedal. I’m [ __ ] Hey, if I’m going
to be honest, if I’m going to be honest, All right. If I’m be honest, hold on. Hold on. Hold
on. Hold on, Jeff. Hold on. Hold on, [ __ ] Let me finish. All right. Save yourself. Let me be If I’m
be honest, my store manager, she’s the same height as me and she drives a Tundra Trio. Does she use
like I don’t know. She’s got the metal extenders like a [ __ ] wooden block glued to the
accelerator. She’s got that stick that she pushes down. I’m dead, bro. No, if
you do get F250, you might qualify for a handicap park. You might. Hey, they going to
be like, you’re you’re you’re illegal door. It’s all perspective. Your legal door when you The
crazy thing is when I open the door, I hop out. I hop out the I hop out the drug. I’m dead. Uh
CeCe says, “Women who drive Teslas are worse than the average female drive.” But here’s
the thing. Ain’t the Tesla driving itself. So are you saying the AI That’s if they pay 99
a month. No, that’s actually crazy. Yeah. 99. The whole Tesla scheme. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Triggers me, bro. No, but Yeah. No. So, my gears my gears are starting to slip. Um
I’m going to get it checked. Transmission. My transmission. What? Yeah. my transmission starting
to get out and then if it if they tell me yeah I have to change it then I might as well get a new
car um or right because that’s just the car that’s just the car you got to replace yeah that’s what
you’re paying for cuz they literally got to take the engine out yeah just get a new car bro just
get a new car bro what the [ __ ] just get a new car what what are you doing kid this is what uh
this is what uh she sent me this what uh snot sent Uh, y’all not cooking, bro. It’s not It’s not
ready, bro. Not cooking, bro. She cooking, bro. Snot is cooking, bro. Oh my god. See,
that’s why I’m not going to get a Chevrolet. Look how big that [ __ ] is. I’m staying away
from that. Snot. I’m staying away from that. No, that’s crazy. That’s crazy. But no. Yeah, it’s
it’s been seven years. Oh, yeah. We was talking about that smoke. What’s up? Uh, you got to wear
the hoodie Thursday. Yeah, definitely. Absolutely, brother. Well, go ahead. Go ahead. No, no. Yeah.
So, yeah, I have had the car for seven years on average. That’s how long Well, people have
their cars average five to six years. But, you know me, I just keep fixing my car because I
know how to. Um, but it looks like, like you said, the transmission is slipping. So, um, I don’t
want to get to that point where you’re cooked. I’m cooked. So, I’m going to get a I’m going
to get test done at Tuffy’s. They’re going to give me a full body thing. We’ll see what
happens. If they tell me that’s what it is, then I’m going to have to go get a truck so I can
dangle my legs off the seat. Is this So you can hop out the driver’s seat. Hop out the driver’s
seat. When you when you get out when I pull up, you do the little the little hop. Yep. When I pull
up. When I pull up. Or or you just straighten out and just the side of it. No, I got to lift it.
Lift up the Put the lift up. See? Yep. Yeah. Oh, we love it. We love it. Jeff going to get
a monster truck with his face bald head on the door. The windows playing right and dirty on
full. My arms are going to be like this. My head barely reaching the top of the seat. The cool air
touching his scalp. I’m dead. No. Jeff. No. Fight back. No, man. Fight back. Fight back. Fight back.
No, bro. He right. He right. We we’ll see. I I’ll take a picture firsthand. Hopefully, like I said,
I can fix it. And if it’s not if it’s not that, then I’ll get me. I’m cool with a little
ass Tacoma, bro. Yeah. They’re not little, though. They’re the Yeah. Well, now they’re
all souped the [ __ ] up. Yeah. They’re now the size of the original Tundra. So, they’re
like crazy as hell. Yeah. Yeah. The original Tundra is now the size of the Tacoma.
Is now the size of the Tacoma. No, no, no. The Tacoma is now the size size of the
original Tundra. Gotcha. Right. All right. And the Tundra is now just some big [ __ ]
monster. Yeah, that’s ridiculous. They just wanted to make it $80,000 and up. Snot, I
want to get some truck nuts for my [ __ ] Nah, bro. Needs a kids size four.
I need a I need a booster seat, bro. I need a booster seat. A That’s crazy. I
need a booster seat. Work. That’s crazy work. No, no. Yeah, it’s um So, that’s that’s
kind of what’s happening November. Um, I’m going to go get my car uh checked
out, see if I can get it fixed again, guys. If not, then I have to go uh purchase
a new vehicle that I don’t want to purchase cuz that’s another bill that I don’t want to pay.
Um, but uh why I look like an African drug lord? But November, um, Thanksgiving, that’s that’s the
month I bake. A lot of people don’t know this, but I know how to bake. I was taught by a professional
color. have culinary skills. I was taught by a professional culinary chef on how to whipping in
that mouth. So, um I usually bake uh sweet potato pies for people who ask for them and then I have
a pie cutter that I can split into many triangles and then uh distribute them out to everybody.
I know Vic’s going to give me [ __ ] because he still hasn’t received his pie from last year. No
way. You balled him on the pie, bro. Well, cuz the the interview that he came to, the pie wasn’t made
yet, so that was the only thing. Plus, he has a vehicle now, so that’d be different. Yeah, that’s
true. Right. Right. So, different times. So, he’s probably going to give me [ __ ] about that.
But, no. Yeah. So, that this is the time where I uh dish out my own money to make pies for people,
and I don’t even charge them for it. It’s just something that I like to do um once a year. So,
that’s another thing that I’m getting ready for. And of course, we got major projects coming next
year, but uh we’re going to be focusing on uh Yeah. It’s Jeff’s season. Oh, Jeff’s bake stream.
Hey. Oh, that’d be awesome. That’d be awesome. Damn, bro. We could do that. I would have to No,
I would have to do it and then we just have to cut it like a do like a pre-upload because if I do
it live, it’s going to take forever. It’ take way too long. Those pies. Why don’t you just do the
whole stream and talk [ __ ] bro? Uh yeah, I mean be three hours though. That Yeah, that’d be it’d
be longer. I mean, if you guys are willing to sit down for and brain rot for like five, six hours on
a day off that I have, right? It’ll be long, but I can show you the process of how I make the sweet
potato pies, but it’s going to take a long time. So, what I would rather do is I would pre- boil
the the potatoes and then I just do the process, some of the process. Yeah. So, what I would do
is I would pre- boil or have a pie already made. You know how they used to do in them cooking
shows. Oh yeah, Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart already made and then we’ll just show you the
process. Yeah, the process of how and then bam, this is what it looks like when it’s done. So,
you’re going to have to be my editor and my dumb ass as a kid thought she had like a super easy
bake oven. Oh, yeah. Well, she put the pie in and then she pulled the I was just like, “Holy
shit.” Nah, bro. That thing was done already, bro. Be like, “I need your oven, Martha Stewart.”
Yeah. I need to put my pies in your oven. He said he said Stephanie lashes for no pies, bro. Hey
Vic, I promise you this year you’ll get one, bro. Cuz I know uh I know you guys uh I know you
like sweet potato, bro. That negro in you. Pause. Yep. Smoke sure loves pies. The creamy. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. One week. No. One week. Damn. It’s okay. He said he’s going to throw you in the hot box,
bro. Hey, I’m fine. I’m fine. I got I got plenty of body fat. Look at this. Right. Bro’s going
to survive. That’s not even a challenge for him, bro. What the [ __ ] You’re doing him a service.
He’s going to come back super [ __ ] You’re doing me a service. What the [ __ ] Yeah. You going to
meet my guns, Ebony and Ivory. You going to make this [ __ ] faster, stronger. What the [ __ ]
He’s going to be the ultimate [ __ ] so I can run fast. You going to try to turn it back on
again? No, I’ll give it give it a little I’ll let it chill for this. I got you. I need to hear
be here for that taste test and spooky work after what I just said. Snot says make one batch in
advance facts. Yeah. Start the stream with the beginning. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yeah. Yeah.
That’s what I’m saying. So that that’s why I say I’ll I’ll have the uh potatoes pre-baked. Um I
mean pre-boiled and then after that I’ll show you what I do the process that I pre- boiled.
Pre- boiled. That’s a funny word. Smoke said no water for a week. What do you mean? He has storage
under here. What the [ __ ] Buff Eony. He’ll just lick the sweaty. What? Yeah. The pool of sweat.
He’ll leave. Jiggle jiggle, baby. Jiggle jiggle. Oh man. I can separate the the the salt from
the from the water and just drink it. I’m dead. We survived. Spooky eggs. That’s um Yeah, so I
have the sweet potatoes already boiled and then I’ll show you the process that I go through to
make the pie and then of course I’ll put it in the oven and then basically show you the after
product finish. Absolutely. But um no man. Yeah, that’ll be interesting. That’s something that
we can do December. Again, like you said, decorate tree, do all that stuff like that. It’s
just uh coming up with ideas and other things that we can do. Um just so you guys aren’t just
getting a glimpse of us on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Um it could be other days. uh with the game plays,
they just been switching our schedules a lot. So, it’s like it’s hard to it’s hard to stream.
Like I haven’t played Spider-Man in two weeks and I tried but I’ve been working the weekends
so by the time I get home girl said jiggle jiggle pause negro just like the Lizzy. Yeah. Oh man.
Oh man. No, low key when I posted that I lost a couple followers but I don’t give a [ __ ] That
[ __ ] was hilarious. Oh, you did. But you didn’t say it. Doesn’t matter. You know, some people
just can’t take the the They can’t funny jokes, bro. Not Not the funny joke. They can’t take the
the crude humor. Gotcha. Some people just can’t take the And it’s It is what it is. Like, it’s so
sad, bro. It’s okay. It’s not sad. That’s just No, it’s so sad for them because they go get go
through life being offended by every goddamn thing. It is. You know, let them It’s like the
shirt. It’s like the shirt I wore today at the gym. It’s like the shirt I wore today at the
gym. I said, “I’m not going to get in the van unless I see the candy first.” And they people
started laughing. Well, that’s not crude. That’s not crude. That’s just Cece Cece just text me.
She’s like, “What did we say about the Gizzy?” Oh man. Sorry, Cece. I was I won’t talk about
the Gizzy. My bad. She’s like, “I got a HR form for you to sign type [ __ ] bro.” Oh my god.
What the [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] There goes your job, bro. Yep. I’m [ __ ] You’re I’m cooked. You’re
I haven’t used my black card yet, so I’m good. I’m saving it. Boy, that shit’s platinum now. I’m
telling you, I’m saving it. He got that diamond, that phantom, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’m bu I’m
building I’m building it, bro. I’m building. I’m I’m waiting to throw it at everybody. I’m a
descendant of Harriet. Bam. You going to fire me cuz I’m black. Damn. What the [ __ ] Immediate
reparations. Bam. I’ll go liberal real quick. What the [ __ ] I take all offense. What the Oh, man.
It’s ma’am. It’s Bam. Ma’am. Um, Snot says it can be on game days, too, if you don’t want to replace
regular episodes. Facts. Yeah. Yeah, that’s true. That’s true. Yep. That’s true. Uh, Smoke says
that clip was funny. No, it was funny. No, it was funny. Uh, Smoke is the one that put it together
for us. Yeah. Thank you. Appreciate you for doing that. Yeah. I love Smoke’s edits, bro. Yeah, bro.
As soon as it has a human element. The crazy thing is when AI came. Yeah. The crazy thing is when you
sent it to us, my both um my brother and I were on the treadmill and then I’m like, “All right, let
me immediately send it to um to Jeff and I’m like, “All right, let’s I said, “Go ahead and post it.”
So, we went ahead and did that and then I posted it on our triple T’s. That was awesome. But I
got I got plenty of funny comments. They’re like, “Bro, that’s a wild thing.” That’s a wild
statement statement. It’s a wild statement, bro. But it’s it’s funny. So, it’s something
that we can give them. It is what it is. We’re not for everybody. We’re not. We’re not. And
we’re not here to try to be for everybody. So, you either [ __ ] with us or you don’t. No, you
don’t. Yeah. It is what it is. But, no. Yeah, that’s that’s kind of my that’s kind of my game
plan for November. And of course, like I said, my game plan for December is for us to try to
do more um holiday content just to get it uh underway. um starting to get interviews. Hopefully
we can get Trey in person because he’s got Yeah, that’d be nice. He’s got an epic um he’s got an
epic uh story to tell cuz his bodybuilding starts in March and then it ends uh next week in and next
week in November. So he’ll he literally trains all year for his bodybuilding and all that stuff like
that. So hopefully we can get him live in person, right? Because we’ve had two video interview. Epic
post competition meals, bro. Yeah. his insane his post competition mukbangs, bro. And things are
insane. Like the thing the the the food he be listing off like he’ll be eating in a sitting.
I’m like, geez coma. Uh CeCe says you both were on the treadmill. That’s so girly pop of you
guys. What? [ __ ] can’t run. What does she imagine when we run? Does she think we’re like
swaying our Smoke just posted a video, guys? Yes. Yes. Let’s put it on social network. Yes.
No, that’s not how that works. CC [ __ ] run on treadmills, too. What the [ __ ]
You dead. Oh my god. Oh my god. Said, remember ladies and gents, I got replaced
with AI. It’s going to happen to you. Oh my god, that’s crazy. Smoke. No, she said you
guys run. That’s crazy. That’s crazy. Who said that? CeCe. Who said that? Cece. CeCe. She’s
like, “You guys run?” That’s crazy. Who said that? She said, “Chill out, King Juliet.” Who said
that? CeCe. CeCe’s like, “You guys You guys run. He’s like, “You guys run.” Oh my god. Oh, she
hasn’t seen me run. Smoke said 4K, [ __ ] Yep. Clipped. Clipped. I can’t I can’t wait to see it
tomorrow. Snot said, “Don’t your cheeks jiggle when you run?” What the [ __ ] Left cheek, right
cheek, left cheek, right cheek. Not if you have buns of steel. What the [ __ ] I be doing squats,
deadlifts. What the [ __ ] Roman deadlifts, leg extension. What the [ __ ] Buns of [ __ ] steel.
Yo, my [ __ ] got angles. Ain’t nothing jiggling when I run except for these nuts. You what? You
what? Hey yo, he exercising all 70 million of his children. What the [ __ ] A said it. You
don’t look like Jeff run them cheeks thunder. So are them thighs. What the hell? Hey, no, she’s
talking about me. It’s all right. I bet you Jeff can outrun all of y’all [ __ ] It’s all right.
I bet You know what? I’m so 100% sure everyone in the chat, everyone not in the chat, Jeff can
outrun all of y’all [ __ ] I bet my whole entire except for Jimmy entire existence and soul on
that [ __ ] I bet Jeff can outrun all y’all [ __ ] CeCe is like immediately. No, no, not the
children in our nuts. They’ll be all right. Oh man, they just keep swimming,
swimming, swimming, swimming. See, she says the cheek clap heard around the
world. Oh, you don’t twerk while you run. Oh man. Oh man, them things
be swanging. What the [ __ ] Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. I play
a little game of cornhole while I sprint. Oh my god. Oh man. Oh man. Spooky action.
Spooky action. What the uh I know Jeff can’t outro me. I got weak ankles. You should be buckling snot. You be
Bambi. You be uh uh runway walking. What them [ __ ] had back in the early
days? Rickets. Ricketts. Them rickety ankles. how like their kneecaps and ankles
and deformed and [ __ ] They be buckling. What the [ __ ] Yo, CeCe, what the [ __ ] Hey
yo, what the [ __ ] What she say? What she say, bro? Those kids be shaking so much
they have brain damage. Out the shoot. Oh, that’s good. That’s good. Yo, that’s fire.
Even Smoke said that’s crazy. Oh, that’s crazy. Even Smoke said that’s crazy. That’s real. Oh,
that’s the realest [ __ ] thing said. What the [ __ ] Hell yeah. I like that. That’s crazy. Oh
man. Got me walking like a flamingo sometime. That’s crazy work. That’s crazy work.
I love this. I love We having no roll session in this [ __ ] That’s what’s up,
bro. They ain’t having no ro session. This [ __ ] It’s not. It’s easy. They
got no chance. Shooting [ __ ] ropes. Oh, it didn’t pop up on the on the YouTube
thing, but you can see it on yours. That’s crazy work. That’s crazy
work. I’m disabled. Oh man. Oh, that’s crazy. That’s crazy. That’s crazy
work. Oh, they got me sweating, dog. Crazy work. So, what you got planned for
uh November and December? I say we got two more months. Crazy, right?
No, I’m just planning for uh Capricorn season. You know what I’m saying?
That’s when I’m at full power. That’s when I am closest to the song. Sensation. Sensational.
That’s when I become peak negro. Uh I’m looking forward to uh Christmas. I can’t wait for that.
I’m looking forward to the interviews we have. I don’t want to announce anything yet because we
are buffing out some. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got to be 100% sure. Mhm. I’m just pretty sure. Yes
sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Swimmers need floaties. Swimmers need floaties. We love it. Um, other than
that, uh, I got nothing nothing uh nothing really. I want to catch up with some friends. It’s been a
while. Yeah, man. Um, I think that’s that that’s the thing is like the old the last time we caught
up with friends. the the I think the older we get, the harder it is to um No, that’s just real
life. Yeah. The older we like especially if they have families like Right. Um and of course
the boys, they’re cool. They just say, “Are you alive? You’re good. All right.” Right. They’re
married. Keep it pushing, you know? They’re they just want to check up on us, their job. Yeah.
They’re like, “How you doing?” Um but uh that’s that’s literally it. Nothing too crazy like, “Oh,
why haven’t you seen me?” Blah blah blah. This is what’s happening. Oh no, I just hit my boy Caleb,
bro. I was just like, I miss you, bro. Yeah. So, we gota we got to hang out. Mhm. We got to go
uh boating. We got to go fishing, bro. Boers. Go on the water real quick. Delivery. Hit up the
Kousa. Hit up the Kousa. Go fishing. The Kousa hatch you. Yeah, man. We should take um We should
take uh Vic to Vic. Do you do uh kaying? Take Vic. Go kaying on the river. water activities. I don’t
know. Vic’s a [ __ ] I don’t know, bro. The Estero River. We should take him to I don’t think Vic
does water. It’s like 20 bucks to go kayaking. I don’t think Vic does water for an hour. It’s
not that deep. Surprise. Uh uh soccer. I can swim in the ocean. Uh if I can stand in the river,
then he can stand in the river. Uh baldhead, I need your help with the languages things
sometime this week. Oh, I got you, bro. Can I be a yach a yacht girl? Be a yacht girl. That’s a
20,000 per entry. Absolutely. I’mma need a And you got to bring your friends. Yep. A life insurance
policy. That’s 20K per per girl. Yep. So, Yep. Yep. Yep. I ain’t getting it for free. The boys y
Yep. Yep. Yep. If you if you come and see, you got to bring more women. Mhm. Bring the ladies. Mhm.
The ladies. The ladies. Um, other than that, yeah, just got to catch up with some friends. Okay. Um,
just plan out the rest of the year, close out the rest of the year. Spooky word. Yeah, we got a lot.
We got a lot 2025. Every We say this every year, too. Like, we have this convers like we’re going
to have the conversation when we hit the end of when we hit New Year’s. um just to prepare for
uh next year and the game plan and what we’re going to do and every project that we’re going to
try to hit, the goals that we’re going to try to get to. What we don’t get to, we’ll try to push
forward for it. It’s good. Again, like I said, trying to be successful is fun, exhausting,
tired, annoying. Sometimes you want to quit, but at the end of the day, if it’s something that
you didn’t want, if you’re passionate about it, you’ll continue. And it’s like again like we
reiterate every year. This is not a job. It’s something like we like doing. It’s not it’s not
like we’re like six o’clock we got to prepare to go talk to people. It’s something that we
literally like to do. So I don’t have an issue. Um Snot says 20 American dollars to sit on a plastic
doohickey on slimy stain. That’s the most indoor ass [ __ ] I ever heard. Snot. What the [ __ ]
I didn’t say 20. We said 20,000. It’s not if you don’t get your ass out there in the [ __ ] water
and smell some damn ocean [ __ ] What the [ __ ] You What the hell? This is why you pale. That is
unacceptable. We better get out there and [ __ ] take some soul. You better put some color in your
skin. What the hell? Absorb the vitamin D. CeCe says, “I don’t know a lot of single girls.” Uh,
Katherine, he said you not enough. What? No. What? No. I just try to I don’t want like 50 million
wieners on the [ __ ] boat. Hell yeah, man. Nobody wants a sausage. A gizzy fest. Absolutely not.
What the [ __ ] bro? I want 50 million wieners. The [ __ ] Don’t worry, Catherine. You’re enough.
We just It’s not enough for 50 million wieners. What the [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Uh
They’re playing you trying to have a sausage. You what? Hey yo, Lil Jeff asked
Santa for a new light bulb. Oh my god, bro. That’s wild. Oh, that’s
wild. Oh man. That’s a lot of meat. Arby’s, we have the meat. That’s what I’m going
call the boat Arby’s. Arby’s. Oh man, I’m calling the boat Arby’s. Why you call
that [ __ ] Arby’s? Hey, we have the meat. Oh man, that’s crazy, bro. That’s crazy work.
Oh, that’s crazy. Oh man. See Odin, chill my dog. Apparently holding up. Hey, you said
it replay. Can’t touch grass some damn ocean. What the [ __ ] Yeah, you can’t.
You just got to swim. Google seaggrass real quick. That’s how I know you inside.
You don’t even know seagrass exist. Get up. Oh man, you better swim down
there and touch that sea. Well, you better touch that seagrass. You
know there’s snakes in the water too, right? Oh man, I’m dead. Couple crocs. Stop
[ __ ] with you, Snot. What if I told What if I told you I had a wiener? What the [ __ ]
Yeah. And uh what is it? Snots like is it detachable? Apparently Odin wants a sausage fist.
Yeah. She going to bring the [ __ ] strapper, bro. What the [ __ ] She’s like, we She’s
like She going to shove a cookie dough down her [ __ ] leggings, bro. Like, what the [ __ ]
is that down? What the [ __ ] Why is it warm? Oh man. Cuz if it stays out in the sun, it’ll
bake and get hard. You know what I’m saying? Ah, that makes sense. When she shows up, it’s soft.
But the longer she stays out of the sun, the cookie dough bakes. Yep. That makes sense. That
makes sense. You know what I’m saying? Welcome to the club. Welcome to the club. How tough are you?
Yep. What? Yep. Make sure you free ball though. You want your babies to breathe? told us. I don’t
want a damn thing. We need to go fishing. No, for real, dude. I know some really great
spots, bro. I know some really great spots. Uh, it’s not telling a woman not to go on a boat
like no girls allowed if seaggrass or seaweed touches me. I can’t. Oh, what? Can you marry?
I can’t. That’s wild. I can’t. That’s wild. No, that’s crazy. That’s wild. That is the
worst sensation having You know what? There’s something even worse. There’s a worse feeling
um touch than touching seagrass. What is it? Uh dead um maggots. No, dead uh uh uh sea snail
guts cuz they throw up their their organs. Oh, you’re talking about that white [ __ ]
looking stuff. Oh, I know exactly. Yeah, that what the [ __ ] Oh man, I know
what you’re talking about, bro. Hold on. Something slimy
touches you, Odin. Same smoke. Yeah. No, seriously. No, we really
do got to go fishing. No, no, no, that wouldn’t be bad. I’d love to go fishing. I
definitely love to get I definitely love to get fish. It’s not My friend went lobster diving for
his birthday and cooked it with Oh, dude. Yes. Oh, you could go lobster fishing out in the Keys. Um
like the warm water lobster. Go lobster fishing. Bless you. Bless you. Woo. Bam. May the Lord
purify your eternal soul. I hope so. White spir says, “Hell yeah, that sounds good
as fuck.” So Smoke agrees with CC. Gotcha. Gotcha. That’s crazy work. Crazy work, Smoke. Smoke is in a different club. Let me
see if this light works. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, that was that sea slug, right? That’s
actually crazy. And that’s not AI. No, I That’s not AI. That’s an actual
underwater. This is nature. It’s not NSFW. It’s nature. That’s nature.
I don’t understand what the process is going on here. I don’t know what’s
happening. What is happening, guys? That’s crazy work. Um, smoke. Uh, Jeff, real question. Do you
float? Which one? Me or uh, Baldhead? I don’t float. Yeah, Jeff does not float. He’s too
dense. I don’t float. I got too much muscle. No, he’s too dense. You still got that other
thing in water. Oh, okay. The bottle of water I gave you. Terrible timing, Smoke.
Well, he’s Yeah, terrible timing. The order in which the comments came in. Mhm. It
looked like he was responding to Cece. Ah, yeah. Okay, I got you. My bad. Smooth. You
still got that bottle of water? That bottle, Jack? Huh? That bottle water? Yes. Are you
thirsty? I’m out. Oh, damn. Thanks, sir. Uh, what what did uh millions of years
of what? Snot says millions of years of evolution for that. Monkey brain, right?
For that. Just to just to do that. Yeah. No, that’s crazy word. I’ve evolved to monkey to
monkey. Return to monkey. Return to monkey. Cooking steak on the beach. Yeah, lobster diving.
You can definitely go lobster diving. Go spear fishing, too. Um, yeah, but you could do most of
those I think near the Keys or uh off of the West Coast because that’s where most of that [ __ ]
is out there. But yeah, what did uh what are what are you guys’ plans for um the last two months
of the year? Um that’s what that’s what I’m c that’s what I’m curious to ask. Uh, Snot says, “Jeff sniffing and snoring like an
addict. He still got that bottle of water.” Uh, smoke just being shy. He agrees
with me. No the [ __ ] I don’t. Oh man. Said, “No, the [ __ ]
I don’t miss me with that. What’s going on, Brucey?” Bruce, they can’t see
me. Oh, one minute he’s knocked out, next minute he’s eating the bone. Yeah. Snot says, “My plan is
to survive.” Is the world ending? I don’t know. I don’t. Do you know something I don’t know, snot? I
don’t pay attention to it. Listen here. I’ll tell you this right now. Something you don’t you know.
I’m going tell you this right now, Snot. If you got a way to leave this goddamn planet, you better
you better come get me. I’m telling you that. I’ll send you my address. You better come get me cuz I
ain’t staying in this [ __ ] She’s a girl power. Uh, Smoke says, “Gonna kick my sack on my
bday, so Oh, it is no Nut November.” Mhm. Ain’t nobody following that [ __ ] Gotcha.
Gotcha. Let me know how that goes. Smoke. Yep. Yep. Give us a review. Yep. A post
postnut. Zack kicking review. Yeah. Uh-huh. Degeneracy at its finest. What the [ __ ]
What the [ __ ] It’s not girl power. I’m confused. That those are her plans for
the rest of the year. Girl power. Got you. And of course, agree. validate the sisterhood. Oh
man, I didn’t say anything about kicking my Well, you said KM KMS kick my sack, right? Isn’t
that what you said you’re going to do? Yeah, that’s that’s literally on your birthday.
Yep. You said I’m going to kick my sack. Yeah. That’s crazy work. Crazy word. It’s crazy
statement. I wouldn’t recommend it. Yeah. I mean, you won’t you trying to you trying to you trying
to have nine kids, right? Yeah. Yeah. You know, can’t have nine kids if you ain’t got no nuts.
Son says, “Do y’all do the noon nut no shave November?” You what? You what? There’s no sh
It’s a There’s no shave. There is a no shave November. Really? I didn’t know that. But the no
nut November. Yeah. No. No, I don’t do that. No the [ __ ] Hell no. Ringing my [ __ ] Who the
[ __ ] follows that [ __ ] bro? Laundry. What the [ __ ] Hell yeah. What the [ __ ] Playing with
my [ __ ] like a bop it. Twist it. Smack it. Pull it. What the [ __ ] Get the [ __ ] out of here,
[ __ ] I up I up the score in November. What the [ __ ] Double XP. Get the [ __ ] out of here.
Double XP. Goddamn it. Target practice, [ __ ] Absolutely. I love when a man does no shave
November on the face but keeps it trim. Nah, I’mma keep shaving my my beard. No, I never
shave my beard. I thought they were talking about the pubic. The pubic. Oh, the pubes. No, my [ __ ]
look like [ __ ] Davy Jones, [ __ ] Dreaded. Shame. Shame. N. Jeff said I already lost. What
the [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah. Think I lost at midnight. Hell yeah. I waited for the clock. All right. Bam.
I’m out. I’m [ __ ] out. What the hell? Time for a nap. What the hell? Regenerate more kids. Not
going to enjoy. Hey, to all the [ __ ] partaking in Nout November, enjoy your enlarged prostate at
age 40. When it looks like your Gucci is pregnant, then come talk to me about No Nut November.
That’s going to be amazing. It’s going to be [ __ ] Oh my god. I hope you become best
friends with your [ __ ] rectal doctor, your your interlogist. Miss me with that no
nut November [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Oh man. What the hell? Oh man, get the hell out of here.
Oh man, she says, “No, please shave down there. What the [ __ ] Please shave down.” Well,
well, that’s what I was That’s what I was going to say. I lost cuz I did that today. Is
that please shave down there? Oh my god. What you mean? It’s a snake snatching bushwhacking
adventure. What the [ __ ] Shame. Shame. Man, edged yourself to midnight
is wild. Wild. What the [ __ ] Oh man. Who said edgy? We going all the
way, [ __ ] Wild. Full course. No, I was going for records. What the [ __ ]
Going for records, bro. Records. Damn it. Oh my god. That’s crazy. Smoke’s like laughing my
[ __ ] Oh man. November. C’s like we did is like we didn’t need to know that. No, you need to know
everything about Jeff. What the [ __ ] Everything. What the [ __ ] I’m smooth as your baby’s bottom.
What the [ __ ] The hell out of here. Oh man. Get the [ __ ] out of here. No. Not no. Who does that?
That’s [ __ ] crazy. [ __ ] I’m punishing myself for no [ __ ] social challenge. What the [ __ ]
[ __ ] Nature calls. What the hell? What the hell? Cuz remember, we’re not we’re not born with
a set of babies, you know? We We keep making them, so we must release them. He said, “We
don’t spank monkeys. We beat. We beat.” He started at 11. It’s not. He started at 11. But yeah. Uh, any final thoughts, sir? Uh, final thoughts.
We’ll let them go. Um, we’re getting into Gooning Hour. Yeah, it’s it’s Yeah, it’s the it’s the
Goon hours. It’s the Goon hour. We might have to do that one day, bro. Like do a late night
episode. We might have to do that one day. Oh, like a late stream. Like we just go on do a
late stream. I feel that. We don’t necessarily have to do it like seven. We can do it at like
10 o’clock at night. Who’s going to be up the the entire world? Jeff, they’ll be with you now.
Yeah, exactly. That’s what I’m saying. That’s what I’m saying. Who’s going to be I would do like
a late stream, like a 11 or 10 o’clock stream. That’d be different. We can try it. It’s not says,
“Oh, wild. I thought Jeff was saying he cranked the hog today, not that he shaved his crack.” Oh
no, I shaved my crack. Crank the hog yesterday. Uh, chugga chugga. Woo woo. Triple D after hours.
Let’s do it. Yeah, that’s what I’m saying. Wow. You’re That coordination is wild. The accuracy
is Yeah. Yeah. That’s that’s something. I mean, that’d be interesting. I want to see how it goes.
Not just to like and again we can like announce when we’ll do it. Smoke says final thoughts. The
world will see a spike and pregnancies starting in Australia when we go on our grand tour grand
tour of the world. Yeah, bro. We Hey, Vic, this is going to be Vic’s about to solve the global
population crisis, the global birth crisis. Vic’s gonna be a mobile sperm bank, bro. What’s what’s
a a fain? A fain no. Who? CeCe is like a fain no. Never say that again. I’m confused. Who? Hey
CeCe, I’m going to let you know this right now. I think the reason why a lot of uh people like me
is because I’m a very open book. I don’t sugarcoat [ __ ] for no reason. What the [ __ ] is a fain? I
don’t know. She wrote a fain. What’s a fain mean? Oh, probably again. Again. Again. She said oh. Oh,
she just [ __ ] it up. See? See? That’s CeCe. If you don’t want to listen to it, close your eyes
and ears. Yeah. And then go stand in the corner. Yeah. I didn’t say imagine. And then all the bad
words will go right past you. I promise. She said, “This made me laugh.” I may be strong enough
because nobody’s strong enough by me. Oh man. The crevice is hairless. Mhm. Uh, well, no, cuz they
do have like the [ __ ] waxers and [ __ ] for that too, right? No, I use Venus. It’s so smooth. Like
the peanut pen stick. What? I was going to say the peeling stick. No, no, Venus. Venus the the shaver
cuz he has that No, it’s not supposed to get off. What the [ __ ] Yeah, has that little shaver thing
around there, man. Who Who uses man blades, bro? That’s crazy. Wait, you be using trimmers? No. No.
Oh, okay. Well, they make uh what’s they do? Yeah. Yeah. A thing for Manscape. Manscape. Yeah, they
make Manscape, bro. If you guys want to give me one of those for Christmas, that’d be awesome.
Oh, yeah. Manscape. Oh, dude. Yeah, sure. I’ll sponsor. What? Hell yeah. Today’s sponsor is uh
Manscape. Manscape. Closeup shot of my starfish. Oh [ __ ] Oh man. What the [ __ ] Uh CC Smoke,
you should just go around and save the decline, right? Facts. Well, that’s what he’s planning
to do next year. You get You get what I’m saying? He’s just not going to be there. Uh, the
fact that y’all think I’m joking is crazy. No, I absolutely believe you, Smoke. Just don’t
go to jail. Yeah, because then we’re going to have to Don’t go to jail. Uh, Smoke back uh,
back Greece, Italy, Germany, Finland, Denmark, Norway. Oh, no. He forgot Latvia. Latvia. You
forgot Latvia. that remember the video I sent you, bro? Like the there’s more women than there
is men and they literally want kids. So I feel that. Yeah. Their parents are literally
literally uh literally willing to buy. Yeah. Buy you a house, give you a set, uh pay
for the mortgage, give you a vehicle, all that stuff like that. They say all you
got to do is be nice to the girl. What they don’t know is Vic’s gonna hit it and quit it.
Spooky. Spooky word. But any final thoughts, sir? Any final thoughts before we uh
let I have no final thoughts, sir? I have no final thoughts, sir. I’m ready for
the last two months. I can’t wait. 18 kids in different parts of life. Hell yeah. He’s going to
try to beat Genghask Kong’s record. What was it like 2000? When you when you start your Genghask
Kong quest in Australia, can you box a kangaroo? Vic gonna have to have the mini cams
on his uh on his shirt. We love it. We love it. That’s going to be interesting. Boxing
kangaroos. No, it’s going to be fun, bro. Like, if we take a trip with Vic, we’ll take the mini
mics, mini cameras, and then we’ll just do live uh vlogs. Yeah. And then we’ll upload
them. Excuse me. As we’re done. But uh No, that’s going to be very interesting. He didn’t
quit it and then drive off in the car they gave. Oh man. Well, we flying back home. You know what
I’m saying? Oh, yeah. For sure. For sure. You got to make sure the We can’t be out the country
more than what, 90 days. Yeah. Three months. So, and then you have to be in the country for a month
and then you can and then you can go back out. So, just be like, “Hey, kids. Uh, I’m You got a
fishing job, you know? You’re you’re like a But you’re taking care of another family, right?” You
know what I’m saying? So, you leave for a month, you know? You have to do it quarterly. You got
to spend time with each family. Each family. Yep. For like three months out the year. You know what
I’m saying? Give each of them two weeks. You know, two weeks. And be like, you know, I travel on
the waters. You know what I’m saying? Dad’s a fisherman. You know what I’m saying? But the the
best part, Vic, is we’re not going to do it live. We’re going to pre-record and then upload. Facts.
Because that’s safer, right? And we can do edits. And we can do edits. Yes. Never tell And never
tell anybody where you at. That’s what I always say. Yeah. Your current location. Yeah. Never
do that. Never have your current location on, bro. They do not need that. That’s dangerous
because people are stupid. All the time. Yeah. All the time. Well, sir, this was exciting.
I like it. First November episode. It is. Oh, it is election day, ain’t it? Oh,
wow. Florida ain’t got no elections, right? No, we ain’t got nothing. Just
most of the blue states. And if you’re in a different state with a regular license,
you can’t really get a Yeah. Um, Smoke says, “I told Baldhead I got a fishing job that
requires me to be on the water for six months to I will I will cooperate that story. I got
you, bro. Seen that video where a guy fights a kangaroo for his dog?” Dog. Hell yeah. And the
kangaroo was shocked. Wait, was was it where he picked up the kangaroo and like [ __ ] No. No.
He just punched the kangaroo in the face and the kangaroo is like because remember they just
kick. Kangaroos don’t kangaroos don’t punch. Well, they do the the stiff arm. Yeah. But they
don’t use their arms most of the time. They they lean back on the tail and then they they
they Then where did the whole idea of putting boxing gloves on a kangaroo become a thing?
Kangaroo Jack back in the early 2000s. Yeah. Mhm. It was a good movie by the way. It was. It was
because the kangaroo had money in the jacket and they couldn’t get the jacket because of
the money. They had the jack the jacket off of Kangaroo Jack. Mhm. Mr. Jeff. Yes, sir.
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and day. And we’ll see you on Thursday, man. Make sure you guys build up your XP. What did
he say about Japan? Japan gonna get 10 kids out of me, bro. They like them. Look, I’ll say this. I’ll
say this before we leave. They always say black people are exotic in every country they go. Why
do I got to be a [ __ ] zoo animal? Unfortunately, not a managerie. Unfortunately, that’s what
it’s going to be. You’re just going to be exotic everywhere you go. So, there’s always women that
want to get with exotic men because they it’s it their country is mostly their race. Do you really
want to objectify yourself? While I’m out of the United States. Oh, I’m not kidding. I don’t give
While I’m out of the United States. [ __ ] yes. Yes. You know what? What the hell? Cuz I will
never see you, you and you again. Back shots for all seven continents. Yay. Good night,
everybody. We love you. We love you. You were my best friends growing up. You can’t. I
didn’t want to leave the hotel. I was scared, too. Meanwhile, your nagging smell like
straight horse booty, bro. I don’t know. They were my best friends growing up.
Little black kids. I didn’t want to leave the hotel. I was scared, too. Meanwhile,
smell like straight horse booty, bro. Crazy. They were my best friends growing up.
Little black kid. I didn’t want to leave the hotel. I was scared, too. Meanwhile,
smell like straight horse booty, bro.
On today’s episode we collect ourselves after an eventful spooky season and look forward to the end of the year. Join us along with chat as we shoot the breeze and roast each other for the evening.
TIME STAMPS
00:00- Intro
02:25- Break A Few Eggs
08:52- The Echo
16:11- Kitchen Chemist
20:30- Missed Opportunities
30:36- Windows Down/Lifted
42:50- Whippin It/Crude/Outrunning
58:20- Making Time/Touching Seagrass
1:11:42- In Protest Of NNN
1:21:07- Final Thoughts
1:26:18- Outro
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