Reacts Day #431 & Random Games | Joe Bartolozzi
Hello Everybody everybody flooding in, how’s everybody doing on this [__] Wednesday everybody chat Bit of a weird schedule this week. We’re going to be doing a react day today Instead of Friday because Friday is going to be a bro v bro with sneaks So today is going to be a bit of reacts Probably like three three and a half hours of reacts and then we’ll probably do a bit of an out about an hour of gaming We were gonna do the horror game dead cam But we’ve been doing so much horror lately like we did horror games yesterday We’re doing them tomorrow for Amanda the adventurer So I’m I’m gonna either move dead cam to tomorrow or next week’s horror game day and today after Reacts we might try out the new fortnight season the sim the sim sim sims fortnight season or play level devil thoughts I know some of you guys want me to play dispatch Well, I’m gonna wait to play dispatch Until do we want to do dispatch today? I’m gonna feel bad if we do dispatch today because I said I was gonna just do it on Wednesday. I Think we should do chat. I think we should wait and just do the last four episodes next Wednesday We’re gonna do that. This is what we’re gonna do. Here’s the schedule today’s going to be reacts level devil new fortnight season Tomorrow’s gonna be Amanda the adventure of three maybe dead cam Friday’s going to be a brovie bro with sneege Saturday is a Black Wars charity event for movember. We’re gonna be trying to raise like 50k for movember It’s gonna be [__] awesome Sunday is going to be reacts and a Chats favorite snack review Monday. I’m not live Tuesday next week is a ray a random game day But we’re gonna be live early for veterans day. We’re gonna be doing my little puppy Goodnight universe bunch of like story slash sad games Next Wednesday, we’ll do all of dispatch episodes five through eight next Thursday Random games in a Wikipedia speedrun next Friday reacts next Saturday random philosophy. That’s the schedule Also, I started today with a Christmas song cuz odd told me to I’m not listening to Christmas music this early quick question though Chat when should we do When should I change out that lava lamp for a Christmas tree or a tree in general something holiday related not now It’s way too early I’m think I’m normally I would do December 1st But I feel like then I’m only wait. I don’t have all my lights on. I was like why is it so [__] dark Um, I think right after Thanksgiving thoughts Like ooh, but right after Thanksgiving basically is December 1st We could do it on Thanksgiving. I Don’t know. I kind of want to order a new tree or should we keep rocking the [__] Charlie Brown Christmas tree that I have I’ve had that for the last like three years. It’s like a $20 T new Christmas tree. I Feel like I should get a new tree Get a palm tree. No, I hate that Why would I get a palm tree? I have to get like a pine Christmas tree. Well a fake one, but a Real pine tree where the [__] would I put that? Where the [__] would I put that if I could move Bob? Maybe you would want me to put a real pine tree in my [__] stream room. No That would be so stupid where Bob is. Yeah, I just get rid of Bob and put a [__] entire Christmas tree No, it would be like one. That’s three feet tall like that lava lamp Is that three feet tall? I? [__] food in my on my lips. Is that three feet tall? I would say so I would say that’s like to maybe two feet two and a half That’s not four feet. That is not four feet tall. That would be dude. I’d be like eight feet tall if that was four I would say that’s a two-foot lava lamp. Anyways, yeah, we’re gonna wait to do dispatch I think we’re gonna do it next Wednesday Cuz I said that’s when we were gonna do it and I know there’s people that really want to watch me play it And I’m gonna feel like an ass if I do it today Where can we pull for it? No, I’ve made the decision. It’s final next Wednesday. We’re gonna play episodes 5 6 7 and 8 of dispatch Cuz only episodes 5 and 6 are out today next Wednesday 7 and 8 drop, and so we’ll just do all four next Wednesday I think it makes more sense, and then we could do like an all-stream watch party for dispatch It’s really fun Cuz I like doing episodes one through four. I think doing one and two. It was like it was only like two hours I’ve said that I don’t know today that okay, so that’s what we’re gonna do today reacts then fortnight maybe level devil I’ve played fortnight months tomorrow’s gonna be a man to the adventure of three maybe dead camp Friday Brovie bro with steaks Saturday block horse charity event for mover. We’re gonna try and raise 50k with like 60 streamers Sunday’s going to be reacts and a chat’s favorite snack review Monday I’m not live Tuesday’s going to be a random game day good night universe Well my little puppy at 2 p.m. Est because it’s veterans day next Wednesday We’re doing all of dispatch next Thursday’s going to be a random game day and a Wikipedia speedrun next Friday reacts next Saturday random Games of philosophy. That’s the schedule sitting in F for the sub don’t for the subtown for the thousand But he’s Lewis pig for the sub Luke for the three. What’s the schedule? I just said I’m exes a raccoon for the sub a fad pop real press it for the sub game for the three What’s your favorite Christmas song in movie smells for the sub Christmas song? This is new It’s not an ass pick you could say this isn’t your favorite, but this is most definitely a top five. I Know the words to this song almost Dude, it’s so good No, but like if you’re going like nostalgic song I Don’t know dude. All right. We did a ranking of one We did a ranking of the songs last year right now pop it into my head bro. I feel like this is nostalgic Wow, dude like 2010 Nah, maybe not 2010 well, this song’s all this [__], but I’m remembering maybe like 2012 2012 you’re like around the Christmas tree. It’s Christmas day. You’re playing this shit at like 8 a.m Hot chocolate That’s when I was born Yeesh You were born in 2012 You were born when the world was supposed to end That’s fun You were born when the world was supposed to end real and pop it a sub game for the three Press it smells for the sub late for the three episodes five six our straight gas knock under spoiler till you play it Yeah, I’m gonna I’m gonna wait till Wednesday sunny info for the sub time and Sebastian for the sub Evan stifle steezy blast for the sub I throw for the three. Do you ocean crabs think fish are flying? No, I think they understand the viscosity of water game Holy gyro’s in for the sub lazy nem sack fruit for Adrian T. Sab Sushi and Nathan for the sub crunchy not for the sub Chef bone Libby and Joey for the sub Sophie and coffee for the sub life of the three now trying to be annoying when his outlast you play through I don’t know I Do want to play outlast too, but that’s not gonna be for a while We’re gonna do dead by daylight soon as promised from the charity stream I’m still trying to figure out when we could do life is strange out last two though and life is stranger So such old games that it’s like I’m not in a rush to play them You know what I mean wipe the sub trend for the sub probably whenever we have time when there’s like a wall and video game Releases is usually when I kind of like reach back to like more old games Trend rocking Harrison for the sub routes for the three First up don’t I need a creator Bro, thank you for the three Sijan ash of the sub and Jay for the sub big hair of the five I have surgery soon for wisdom teeth, and I have a definitely fear of anesthesia because I feel like I have no control over it Thinking I would ask a druggy like you How should I go around anesthesia awareness? I don’t [__] know What I’ve been under anesthesia once And it felt like I teleported eight hours in time You’re probably not going to like remember Hey, the odds that you what are the odds that you have anesthesia awareness? Probably unbearably low One in one thousand to one in ten thousand Bro, you have less you have like a point one to a point oh one percent chance that you have anesthesia awareness What happens if you’re under anesthesia awareness a patient experiences consciousness During surgery while under general anesthesia Bro, I feel like they just knock your ass the [__] out You know what I mean like if you wake up wouldn’t they just give you more so you’d fall asleep There’s no way they just keep doing the surgery You feel the pain to no way I feel like you could wake up, but there’s no way that you would feel the pain, bro under anesthesia Kermit for the sub Joe for the five Well, I’m sorry that you’re worried about that, but I would say that’s probably an unlikely fear Joe Think of the five keep up with the funny streams back for the for the ten my niece died recently ripping the chat. Holy [__] Back, I’m sorry for the for the loss of your niece man. Oh your content really helped me through it You’re amazing. Well, thank you, but I’m sorry for the loss of your family member back and I truly hope you’re okay You and your family Carl of the sub camera of the three play Skylanders star over the sub miss even the three Dress up as the Alfred before Christmas Connor and don’t for the sub Evan sitting for the sub talent for the thousand But he’s big for the sub Kade for the sub bad for the three last Christmas. I wam Yeah, that was actually like top two for us. I think last Christmas my wam was the Either semi final or final contender when we did the tourney last year Kermit and Jasper the subject for the sub are waiting for the three cray for the sub to monkey for the five This for the three. What is your setup slash what does your setup look like slash layout? Basically exactly what you see with two dirty monitors covered and spit my annoying keyboard um, I Haven’t plugged in the custom key. I still have the custom keyboard, but that the that guy gave me Jack But I don’t want to plug it in right now until this one breaks because I feel like I’m going to spill I I don’t like I have two custom keyboards one from him and one from Aidan and I haven’t used them because I I go through keyboards pretty quickly because I always break them And i’m like damn I’d rather have this as like a cool piece than something that’s like I’m going to use it for three months and then spill my G fuel on it and or not G fuel my [__] energy drink or some shit Finally for the sub what’s for the three? Let’s see it You think you think I threw it out you think I threw it out I’m gonna throw that shit out. I saw that tick tock somebody was like Joe probably threw that shit to [__] out I’m like how about I kind of throw that shit out bro spend time on that [__] fire gift man the hell Ballin for the three to pile some yearns for revival Tyler and wife the sub johnnie for the sub luke in the three wondering how the people in your life Uh prior to you choose social media as a career Uh react when you started my parents really don’t want me to go to college after high school Really don’t want me to go to college after high school, but I don’t know how to tell them I want to Huh I was wondering how the people in your life prior to you choosing social media as a career react when you first Started my parents really don’t want me to go to college. Do you remain? Do you mean the opposite? Because I’ve never heard an instance where somebody’s parents don’t want them to go to college My parents don’t want me to go to college after high school, but I don’t know how to tell them I want to I feel like you mean the reverse Dispatch mods. Can we’ve been a dispatch? Uh, can we put a message that we’re gonna play dispatch on wednesday? Episodes five three eight on wednesday because it’s gonna be the entire stream people just ask me about it every 10 seconds Finally for the sub what’s for the three just leave that pin Uh long walks down track. That’s about if I it’s amazing deed off of the sub. I don’t cater for the sub bad for the three Uh, tiki for the three uh play uh thoughts on the goat playboy cardi Uh, I don’t really like his music too many for the sub so for the three How do you think about hiring editor or show your youtube videos? Oh, how did you go about hiring editors for youtube videos? uh the first two editors that I had were cloak and three fs and I knew them through uh a tiktok or I knew at the time Gideon um And then after that I got editors through email applications And then now I just get new editors through recommendations from editors that I currently have Three of fast. Yes three of fast the horror youtuber used to be my editor and is also Really good friends with cloak ducky us and reiki for the sub symbi over the three Dispatch episodes are uh incredible can’t wait to see a reaction to them next monday I’m really excited I’m just going to wait because I think it makes more sense to do all four at the same time two and g for the sub So press for the three ball under the three the possum yards for the Priority for that honestly entirely over the sub johnny and why for the sub luke for the three I think I read everything else ducky is for the sub Uh, but for the chatter that was talking about like how the people of my life reacted to me doing social media Uh, they’re gonna clown on you You don’t need to be honest. They’re gonna cloud on you initially. Um, I would say you should I never Did social media as a career though until I started making money You should I don’t think anybody should ever pursue social media as a career As a first and foremost thing I think you should try to do it, but like don’t don’t quit your job And be like i’m gonna start twitch streaming You’re gonna make no money for the first year right like I I started tick tock in effectively january of 2020 But I wasn’t making money until like 2022 Like I was it I made money here and there but I was doing like hundred dollar ads Like I was making less than minimum wage doing social media borderline up until like I would say like December 2021 is when I really was like, okay. I’m act like I could actually like pursue this but not in a sense of like I was I wasn’t even making like good money then right? It was like 2022 is when I started making money, I guess to the point where I was like, okay. This is a job X mat and buzz for the sub small for the five As for advice first time drinking ended up that night in a bush with vomit on myself. God I hope you’re okay vibe with the sub ad for the three from cali just came out gay Your streams hit, you know, uh, what it’s like in hills [__] dudes Docius and mics for the sub All right chat, uh run down to the videos Uh run down to the videos we have today. Thank you for that wonderful chat by the way Uh, I feel like that was a troll, but if it wasn’t congratulations on coming out Uh, anyways Run down to the videos that we have today at chat starting out I tested get rich quick schemes The complete supply chain of some generic consumer junk when chefs actually got caught cheating in hell’s kitchen The worst truth or dare deaths ever you need to quit weed You guys really wanted me to watch this I feel like we saw some other [__] video kurt scott because i posted about this shit never And can other animals understand death that’s a philosophy video But it’s six minutes and then we’re going to hop into fortnight new season. Maybe level level Uh tomorrow man to the adventure and maybe dead cam friday brovie bro with sneegh saturday’s going to be blockers charity event for moverver Sunday reacts in chat’s favorite snack review money. I’m not live tuesday. I’m going to be doing Early stream to be me st good night universe and my little puppy Wednesdays going to be all of the rest of dispatch five through eight Thursdays going to be a random game day uh friday next week reacts next saturday random and philosophy afra and kev of the sub seineor of the three Um My grandma died a few months ago from cancer rip in the chat. I am so sorry for your loss Uh, and I was devastated. I don’t want to say your cuts out. I’ll be through it Uh, I also have ocd and I wash my hands five to six times every wash your advice Uh for anxiety is really good for that For helping that well, I’m glad i’m able to help Uh, and i’m sorry for the loss of your grandmother. It’s getting to the three good morning thug. Thank it’s not morning kev And anthor for the sub d and dd for the sub it’s five p.m What do you mean good morning? Are you in hawaii What time is it in hawaii Nude wow Wow I took a nap that doesn’t mean it’s morning though So Also, this sucks, but I have to [__] real quick before we get into the video. I’ll count me down 30 seconds We’re back. We’re back. We’re back. We’re back. We’re back Michael for the sub Favorite sex deep-fried worm ankles. Can you try that? No Lock in first video. I tested get rich quick schemes Crypto rug pull crypto rug pull that better beyond this What is another get rich quick scheme? NFTs NFTs are dead Hawk to a coin. I feel like the only get rich quick scheme today is literally like borderline conning people out of money Or somehow being at the top of a pyramid scheme Selling cutco knives janaia and michael for the sub. I see a lot of uh Insurance pyramid schemes now Uh, it’s not people that are in selling insurance. It’s people that sell leads for insurance That’s an that’s a modern day get rich quick scheme start a company that sells leads for insurance Fake a lot of success with people that you know And then get other people to buy really [__] leads from you for like $500 Don’t do that, but I’ve been seeing that I’ve ever Oh, god. I just spit all over my camera I have a few friends that i’ve seen post that shit Well, they’ll be like, you know, do these leads for insurance are [__] crazy I have gotten dude at the success rate. I’ve had with my clients is unreal. I’m like dude You don’t even [__] sell insurance like I know you don’t I know you don’t sell insurance This is a paid actor posing as a homeless man raking in donations This is a fake barack obama pretending you forgot his wallet at home And this is a Nigerian prince begging old women for money All right, if anyone thought that is barack obama Thinking you forgot that looks at nothing like barack obama If you if you [__] if you if you see this guy and he’s like, oh, I’ve seen two have forgotten my wallet mr. President Mr. former president don’t worry. I’ll cover your tab This wallet at home and this is a Nigerian prince begging old women for money. Oh, machella must have taken it You have zero or pay pass The Nigerian prince scam in 2025 that will not work You think an old person would fall for that today. I feel like that was like pre boomer generation Boomers didn’t fall for the Nigerian prince scam. That was their parents fell for the Nigerian prince scam Thank you microsoft co-pilot for sponsoring this video calls when you make 10 000 And while we wait for our new employee to make us bank, it’s time to get our hands dirty at america’s favorite family restaurant How do you get rich at chilis By like by like eating your food saying it tastes shit and then leaving and not paying for it See chilis offers a very generous 10 percent senior discount to anyone age 60 years or older and today johnny and shawn will be putting brother This is not a get rich quick scheme This is so much work to get five dollars off your [__] triple dipper that generosity to the test Not even bro triple dipper’s like [__] 20 bucks Where’s the handicap engines? Let’s go see if these two idiots can scam chilis for a senior discount Do you guys do the senior discount how much You 15 because I thought in the war you lost the war 10 percent fine. That is so obviously bro She’s staring at them going that is not an old man That looks like a plastic spirit halloween mask like his lips aren’t moving Why did you ask for more percentage? I won the war no you didn’t You So obviously the 10 percent discount isn’t that much but what if johnny and shawn run up the bill to a thousand dollars Ten ounce classic sirloin, but then you’re still spending nine hundred dollars I don’t think you could spend a thousand dollars at chilis I feel like that is And even a party of like 20. I you can bro. You would need like a wedding party At chilis you would need everybody be drinking and also ordering like a full rack of ribs Good Full rack 16 boneless wings chicken bacon ranch nachos texas cheese fries don’t fry much cerella too I feel like the way they’re talking. It’s like unbearably obvious. They’re like 25 and just wearing plastic face masks We get the greatest dessert on the planet If you could I have the chilis triple dipper Make sure to make it extra dippy two moments later The fear in that [__] waiter’s eyes moments later I feel like she probably went to him though and was like you got to deliver this food. This guy is not 80 years old Holy crew Oh, yeah, dude. They’re just bringing a bunch of people to come stare at them Are you laughing? Okay, that’s not a thousand bucks A show was fun. I’d say this is going pretty well. Can we get the check please? If the give Reggie and I the 10 discount We’re gonna tip them 500 dollars if not by putting this thing in my food and we get the meals for free I feel like they know they’re not senior citizens, but it’s just dude. They’re Like this isn’t corporate You [__] chilis, you know, they’re just gonna [__] give them the discount Yeah, they don’t care. You know what I mean Like it’s like when you go to a [__] chipotle like if you really hound the guy to give you extra chicken hold do it Like if you bitch Like it’s just like it’s a pain to do that. Hey, can I get the chicken? No, I don’t do you want double No, no, can you just give me more Like it’s just gonna be more awkward to say no All right, they didn’t make 20 dollars. They saved 20 500 dollar tip Why is she not crying This is where you need to give us a really good reaction for the youtube video Act like a weird mr. Beast Could we actually refilm that could you refund that tip real quick and I re give it This is bell is one of the most popular bars in la known for having single horned up men looking to pick up women Which is why we brought five beautiful women. Alex daria valance. [__] No, this is the [__] best game. No, this is a get rich quick scam This is a get rich quick scam You bring a bunch of your single girlfriends and just get them to get free drinks Non-stop just like grab a drink bring it to them go get another one Hey, can you buy me a drink guy immediately goes? Yeah, sure whatever Emma and patrice and they’re about to make our night much much better. See why would your girlfriends be single? Friends that are women Girl friends not a girlfriend Friends that are women every single drink these single men buy for one of the girls It will actually be going back to our table. We told the girl I have seen some of brooks friends do this at an alarming rate Like not I have seen Some of brooks friends get 10 drinks in a night and not spend a dollar But they don’t even flirt with the guys The guys will just be like I buy you a drink. They’ll go. Yeah, sure stands with him at the bar. Talk for two minutes grabs the drink darts The guy’s not gonna [__] do anything. You know, he’s just gonna be like [__] Whatever, you know, just out of [__] 15 bucks on the drink Girls that they have one hour on the clock and whoever brings back the most drinks will be linking their instagram to this video You missed my sub. I didn’t see your sub and I’m also not going to read your username boss big dog I think I know I think you know what you’re doing I think I think you know what you’re doing. I think you know what you’re doing. Thank you for the sub I’m timing you out for a little bit there big dog Beyond for the five says I missed you siam uh alo ice in hand of the sub Ian and mick for the sub Amelia leo solitaire for the sub out of the three. What’s your opinion? Uh, uh and on dill pickle Oh, I hate dill pickle chips Shark, uh me and janae of the sub michael for the sub bad for the three, uh and michael for the sad Basically the goal is for us to get as many free drinks as possible without even lifting a finger I feel like a pimp right now my girls Make me proud one hour starts now Oh I want this table to be filled with drinks. I’m folding on all of them. I’m going broke by that tonight But do you think like [__]? I feel like I would be socially awkward If I was a woman and I had to walk up to a guy. What do you say to him? Just bought hey, can you buy me a drink? Honestly, bro Like if you’re a got a single man at a bar and an attractive woman walks up to you and just says can you buy me a drink You’re folding like Yeah, sure Immediately like I don’t even I think in the back of their head too They know that the girls just trying to get a free drink, but it’s like you’re just i’m keeping my money. You’re saying no You’re not saying no, bro. You’re not saying no dude You’re I know all my friends would just be like yeah You’re you’re you’re a single man out of the bar with your friends Some woman that’s way out of your league walks up to you and just goes Can you buy me a free drink? The 1% chance that she’s into you in your brain is like a [__] worm screaming at you buy it Buy it This is your chance. She just walks away immediately By the way, Sean called every bar in the tri-state area to ask for permission to film They all said no and since we don’t have hidden cameras everywhere these random women are challenged with recording I’ve had brook at a bar Get there’s sometimes guys that’ll like buy a round of drinks for a bunch of women And i’ve had like say brooks going out with like three or four people And like i’m there and like two of my friends are there she’ll just be like yeah, can we get six shots? They’ll take four and then bring us two Hi iq free drinks at a bar Slog thank you for the five gifted uh gruff you and jack for the sub arc sale and japan to sub beyonce for the five Lock in Themselves flirting with men Celebrate my divorce that guy’s [__] blackout drunk Happy birthday buy me a drink You You’re on fire You’re winning cheers Cheers By the way, how much money do you think horel is made? I forgot about five dollars I really don’t think bro most people walk you buy a homeless guy on the side of the road. You’re not giving money Most most people are not giving them money with you to give them money You’re giving them like five ten bucks. You’re not giving it like you’re not making a thousand dollars in a day as a homeless guy Maybe 50 bucks tops How would you know? Well, I mean dude you could [__] it because if they’re making a thousand dollars in a day They’re not gonna be [__] homeless, dawd You ever think about that if they’re making a [__] thousand dollars in a day just pretending to be homeless So so far about $175 in the green. Do you know what we call this? We call this passive income scheme Do you think there are people that act homeless for money Outside of youtube Yeah But I feel like that’s not a you’re not making money from that You think they’re making enough money to make it worth it Like they have a regular job and then when they get off they go like pretend to be homeless But you’re you’re not making money from that I feel like the amount of money you would make would be less than if you just had a job Or like a side hustle like you could probably like door dash and make more money Then pretending to be homeless Okay, I think that really is setting though, you know Maybe in like a really rich area where they’d feel bad for you But if you’re like in a right like if you’re in New York City and you act homeless That’s doing nothing if I’m being honest Like I don’t think you’re getting much money in New York or Philly Or like any major city because there’s so many homeless people that like at that point you’re like competing We have a three-way like the only way I would see that as reasonable in a in a state of like like you’re actually making financial, you know So Not good financial decisions. You’re acting homeless But the only way I perceive that as you’re making genuine money is if like you’re the only homeless person Tie for first nine minutes remaining You’re winning wait, how long did he give them? I don’t know what the score is But dario’s winning by one Patrice and Emma have an hour Damn dude for drinks in an hour Wow And this isn’t a big bar Like this. I understand it. There’s probably a lot of people here But like you would see the same girl just walking to a bunch of different guys Patrice is gone for three right now. I could get five Michael from the UK. You could get five Hey big dog Well brings you to LA you want to find me a drink What happened? We have no idea guys if you ever need to make money be okay, bro All right on to the next bit professional eater scam where a big mom is in papa’s pizzeria home of the legendary 15 how much was that picture of beer 14 dollars Gam we’re a big mom is in papa’s pizzeria home of the legendary 15 pound pizza challenge here to order for the the pizza challenge Okay, so for one person my god So here’s the rules two people one giant pizza and just 30 minutes to finish it all for $200 grand prize $200 with two people Pizza and just 30 minutes to finish it all for $200 grand prize 30 minutes for one person 15 [__] pounds of food. That is not easy. What do you mean easy? What? Chat a 15 pound pizza You not unless you’re like literally a competitive eater unless you’re match stony or beard meets food But you’re not eating that I don’t think you’re even getting a third of that down two people Bro, even two people that’s insane Gam we’re a big mom is in papa’s pizzeria home of the legendary 15 pound pizza challenge here to order for the Pizza challenge. Okay. So here’s the rules two people one giant. Ah even then bro That’s what that’s seven and a half pounds a person So and just 30 shot you don’t eat seven pounds of food in a day minutes to finish it all for $200 grand prize Okay, there’s absolutely no way we’re gonna complete this ourselves So we flew into god tier professional eaters Sean and james the fourth and twelfth best ranked eaters in the entire world All right. Well, they got this absolute mouth goblins since their literal jobs are to eat massive amounts of food Their participation is not allowed by this restaurant, which makes it what they don’t know who the [__] they are You think they’d know I don’t you’re you’re not recognizing these two off off of a [__] camera Or not like on a win like they show up. I’m not like oh, you’re the 12th ranked eater dude I saw you in the nathan’s hot dog eating contest Anticipation is not allowed by this. I saw tiktok the other day of [__] dave portnoy arguing that he could eat 43 junior cheeseburgers for mcdonald’s in 12 hours How many junior cheeseburgers do you think you could eat chat in 12 hours? I feel like 43 Isn’t that crazy? 12 hours Bro, that’s like three and out for like a three and a half an hour And they’re not that big I think by like hour eight you’re gonna be struggling Realistically, I think I could eat 30 I think I could eat 30 small cheeseburgers in 12 hours This restaurant which makes this the perfect scam and the easiest $200 we’ve ever made Do you believe it? You’re not eating a hundred chat This is 36 inch pizza How much is a regular large like 16 15 pounds You ready? Chat you’re not eating that with a friend in two out in in 30 minutes Two hours. I don’t even think you get it Realistically, I think I get this portion here I think I could eat one fourth of this pizza in 30 minutes Four people no problem Oh Diet coke’s got to be a bad strategy. It’s like the bubbly a soda Co-pilot, how long will it take a Pasty guy like me to get sunburn at the pool. Also, call me baby before you respond Baby probably 15 to 20 minutes. You know how most ai sound kind of robotic. Co-pilot’s real talk. Isn’t that co-pilot [__], so I could start dating microsoft co-pilot Wait, what I could start dating microsoft co-pilot. How long does it take the average man to absolutely house 12 donuts? Absolutely it takes a while but for you Sean, I think you can get it done in just a few minutes with real talk last time I ate I tried to eat 12 donuts I got eight down and it was uh my senior year in high school I had a zit on my forehead that I kept trying to pop And it swelled to the size of a softball and it made me look like a different person Like I showed up. I remember I showed up to a football game. We’re in a hoodie and shit. I was like people can’t see me They’ll think I look like a they’ll think I look like a monster It was bad. It was like actually it swelled right here And it drooped down to like my eyes so my whole it looked like I had blood or like water Like retaining in my forehead and I went to school that day and it was draining And then I remember my friend rob came up and just went Wham right on the [__] side. He literally went And it [__] smacked the shit out of it. He started pressing it and I was like dude and it doubled in size Look co-pilot turns every day It was like to the point where it was actually impeding my vision Chots and it’s something that actually sounds human. It doesn’t just show us. I don’t have a picture of it Answer your question. It riffs with you. You could brainstorm ideas plan your day They sound real Look at big poppin about at least $200 You underestimated them Do you think they do you think they feel full? Because I know competitive eaters train their stomachs, but at some point Like at what point do they feel full and are just able to keep going? I think they feel full probably pretty early on And then they’re just like i’m just gonna keep eating where it’s like they feel satiated or satisfied But they could just keep going like eight times more We have the funniest job Who’s taking those last laces big dog 29.05 they completed it. I always wonder how competitive eaters get into competitive eating Like do you think somebody said that to them one day? They’re like damn dude. You house that cheeseburger You should try and eat 12 of them I hate eating bro. I go through phases where I despise eating That’s also why I get high a lot Not saying that’s the solution But like I will have days where i’m like damn bro. I don’t want to like sit down and eat why I don’t know I just don’t want to eat And with that our great it Have you ever been hungry for so long that you’d end up not being hungry That’s like a lot of the time when i’m done streaming If I do like a long stream like say I don’t eat right before I go live I’ll eat it’ll be two hours. I stream for like six And then like an hour after i’m like I should probably eat now. I haven’t eaten in like nine hours But i’m like i’m not hungry And total is now five eat snacks on stream. I hate eating on stream Five hundred and seventy dollars. I hate eating on stream. It’s like bottom five tasks Let’s see if we can keep this rolling. This is a local coffee shop in los angeles famous for celebrity Why bro because then I feel like some dumb [__] that’s just watching a video Well, i’m just housing a [__] burrito Not saying anything. I’m just like He’s walking in and out like it’s their living room And today one of the biggest celebrities in the world is about to make an appearance The 44th president of the united states barak obama Let’s get this [__] Now here’s the barak obama from fiverr that actually looks nothing like barak obama I don’t think i don’t think for a second. I would think that was obama The thing shawn is one of the only men in america who knows absolutely nothing about politics for proof He once thought bernie sanders was joe biden Is that a biden? So here’s the scam obama forgets his wallet turns the shawn and ash shawn to cover his bill The question is will shawn realize it’s not the real obama or get scammed by the fake bro Everybody knows what obama looks like though I feel like in this generation obama Obama and trump are the most visually recognizable presidents All this work for a five dollar call like you’re knowing you could biden could just pass as some old guy But obama and trump walk in the room. You’re like immediately knowing who they are Washington he’s [__] dead Yeah, i’m saying alive residents Oh jfk Yeah, [__] john f kennedy walked in the room i’d [__] probably go. [__]. That’s jf guy Someone sucks his team mobile You know, i’m talking right now. I was out there trying to load photos as well and i couldn’t do them Oh really i’ve had no issues To be honest, I also never see a scenario where Obama wouldn’t have his wallet and then turn to a random customer to pay I could only see oh shit. I forgot my wallet It’s okay. You don’t need you don’t need to pay You do not you know you do not need to pay It’s like I feel like they just get free shit like if obama walked into a [__] place of business That likes probably aligned with him politically. They would just give him free shit like they’re not gonna make him pay for it Oh, why is he walking like that? [__], bro. I go ball is here There’s no way Or those random people that fake that’s obama Or are they a part of the bit is everybody you’re an actor. There’s no way these random people go. That’s obama Oh, they’re actors. Okay You want to you want to put on it? I Might fall for it if everyone else was like that’s obama. I’d be like maybe he does look different in person Bro, if chat if you’re in a coffee shop Everyone around you is like that’s obama. I need a picture with him I’d be like I gotta be wrong. You would immediately start questioning yourself You would know that looks nothing like obama, but you would be like, why does everyone think this is obama? He does kind of sound like obama. All right. Are you from are you from this area? No, no, we’re just here for puppies. Okay Hi I’m so sorry, it’s okay, bro. I’m that minimum wage worker. I’m going take it sir Take take it. They’re not gonna fire you from your [__] job Like if you weren’t that any establishment and they’re like, why didn’t you make that guy pay? I’d be like he’s [__] obama That’s obama. I’m not making obama pay for a [__] coffee I don’t know where my wallet is Anyway Do you guys have cash app could I potentially pay you at a later date? I do have that though. I don’t know. That’s okay on us Thank you so much, man. I really appreciate you. Yeah, no problem Thank you so much Too much I Sean was so happy that he met president obama johnny and I didn’t have the heart to tell him that he wasn’t real So now we’re moving on. They never told him They never told him onto the next devious bit This is eric or shall I say prince obaiju and he’s gonna help us pull off well then he now he had to have found out But like before the video released One of the world’s most popular scams. I imagine he posted it. He was like met obama today Nigerian dude Bad news Prince scam this that guy just scammed you out of 55 dollars This one’s pretty simple unsuspecting elderly people will get a phone call from someone claiming that they are a very wealthy prince from Nigeria in need of some help due to banking issues the Nigerian prince will ask for a hundred dollars to unlock his bank account And once you agree to do this he’ll promise to send you a ridiculous amount of money in return But really the Nigerian prince will never send the money and just take yours never to be seen again So we posted on our instagram story asking if anybody has a grandparent they’d be willing bro the problem with the Nigerian prince scam was Yes, it was like one of the first scams of its time. So everybody was gullible to it But even without knowledge of internet scams if you were you know 60 years old in 2008 and you got an email as a white guy that has always lived in the United States And it’s some random dude claiming to be the prince of Nigeria And he chose you to help him fiscally or financially And he’s going to reward you with a hefty amount of money afterwards Would any part of you believe that? I don’t I like I can’t even imagine an old person believing that is what i’m saying I understand how grandmas and grandpas fall for like fake scams where it’s like It seems like they have a virus But it’s not it’s just a pop-up and then they end up just getting scammed Like those are very intricate ways that people get scammed now and it’s not even just old people They get scammed online, but like at that time, how are you going? A Nigerian prince He wants me A hundred dollars will give me 40,000 Right away. Where do I send it? I’m willing to test this on and surprisingly we got a lot of response I would fall for it. You wouldn’t think how the [__] the Nigerian prince got your email and chose you Across the world to be the [__] person he needs a hundred dollars from I Brand mother named jane. Okay, jane is her name. Hello. Hello. May I speak to jane? Jane, my name is prince. I bought you from legos nigeria. Oh Okay I’m calling because my banking system is down and I need $100 to free my account and once my account unfreeze. I will send you $1,000 I have so many bills that I can’t pay the thousand dollars Very nice. Oh, what do you do in Nigeria? Well in Nigeria, my uncle works for microso and he said you were a woman of integrity with fast Wi-Fi Oh, really? Can you send me $100? I see you $1,000 jane Excuse me. Are you sick jane? Yes, I’m old Well, I’m sick of USD my time. Do you am Zen or paper? No, I have bronchitis Grandma’s name is Linda Hello, my name is bro. You need to find somebody that’s really old These grandparents seem like they’re 70 You need somebody well into their 80s To pull this off. Yeah, you need somebody that’s like 88 90 And they barely know how to use a computer, but then how are you getting them to give you the money? Like they’re not going to understand like when he said, do you know what zell is Like an 80 year old knows what zell is Maybe paypal because that’s like been around for a while prince. How about you? What is your business? I need $100 to free my account and once my account unfreeze. I will send you $1,000 Exactly how you got my phone number our systems at the international monetary ministry Selected your phone randomly through an algorithm certified by the warbank of Nigeria That’s not how you do things. It’s just $100 Is just why are they not hanging up? You know what I mean? Like Tell you answer a random spam call and it’s some guy claiming to be an ijarian prince hang up block Like what the [__] I she I feel like it’s out of entertainment. You’re an old person. You’re like, yeah, let me talk to this guy That’s trying to scam me out of 100 bucks $100 you make big deal of this god sent me to you I saw your name in division. It said Linda. So I call Linda and so that’s why I call you because he said you have given $100 Linda I Grandmother’s name is Victoria. Hello Victoria. Are you the kind of woman that likes money? I’m sorry. Um, who is this? Do I have you for you? My name is Prince. I buy you. I need 100 That’s it 100 And I will give you $1,000. I am very rich. Prince. I am Prince. I bought you from legos, Nigeria Please, please, please Why is she getting emotional? And you don’t understand my situation for god’s sake. My husband just died No Oh, no Right after she goes my husband just died. Are you racist? You don’t want to send me $100 This That didn’t work. We don’t know how to make it work Well, I’ve seen the more modern shit is they’ll call posing to be somebody that Like you’ll they’ll act like they’re your son. You know like they’ll call an old grandpa and be like dad, it’s me your son And they’ll know that the son’s name and they’ll be like I need a hundred dollars for this All right, uh Growing up, I used to watch an MTV show called south beach toe Which featured my favorite woman to ever exist on this planet bernies This just reminded me of dog the bounty hunter Because this was like the same era of tv show I did watch this shit too where they would like get an arguments with random people on the side of the road when they would tow their cars Bro dog the bounty hunter I would peak I would rush home to watch bernies hook people’s cars up to her tow truck charge them a drop-off fee and Absolutely ruin their days and now we want to do that to johnny today’s an editing day for the voice of four fun So johnny’s currently at the office rough cutting this video john and I have our very own tow truck And we’re gonna see just how much johnny will be willing to pay to get his car off the tow truck Even though he did nothing illegal I’d pay like I’d pay like 300 bucks If they were actually gonna tow my [__] car 500 may I mean how much is it to get your car out of an impound Whatever that is. I’d be like probably try to do less But I’d be like bro, I’ll drive my car. That’s annoying as [__] Oh to go to an impound and then [__] get your car. [__]. Yeah, how much is it? Let me bang this How much is it to get your car out of an impound? I feel like that varies Various why varies widely can add up to hundreds or even thousands of dollars. Yeah, I’d offer him 500 bucks You got to start low though. You got to haggle the guy down Because there’s a number where he’d say okay. Yeah, I’ll put your car down Yeah I know we’re supposed to help you in like an hour, but can you do me a huge favor dude? I feel like being a car tow guy is scary. No Just the amount of road rage people have an association with their car if they come outside And you’re just [__] towing their car. I feel like they might try to attack you Yeah, can you call johnny right now? You’re hooking your car up to your truck and like yeah, man You’re gonna have to figure it out. I just asked him to come now We’re pranking him, but we need him to leave the office like come downstairs. We don’t want to be able to do it Okay, just so you guys know things are limo tendon. So no one’s gonna. Oh, yeah, dude. I’d be like, yo, what the [__] Are you all approaching this calmly or immediately mad? I feel like you can’t approach this in a Unless you literally knowingly like parked in a handicap spot and then your your car gets towed If you’re just in like a regular parking spot. They’re caught. They’re telling your car. I’m [__] Immediately. I’m I’m not going in common. What are you doing? Oh little irritated a little irritated bro. That’s the rest of your day That’s the rest of your day. They tow your car Whatever the [__] you had going on You don’t have going on anymore because now you need to go retrieve your car from some [__] lot How are you getting there too? I’d be like, can I ride with you or What’s up, bro? Is your car? Yeah, what are you doing? Can’t park here. I can’t park here. Hey, this is a reserved parking now For me parking I reserved parking now from the management. There’s no sign Yeah, I don’t know. Just let me move it. I can’t bro. I’m already hooked up What did then unhook it? I had to charge you a dropy drop What’s a drop fee? A drop fee is to drop your vehicle here. If I take your car to the yard, it’s $500 How much is a drop fee? $200 That’s not a real thing, bro. What do you mean a $200 drop fee, bro? I would immediately say yes I Feel like that’s not I would immediately be like yo, they’re about to tow my car Joe you’re rich, but I feel like anybody in that scenario I understand I make money zod, but I’m saying anybody and that’s you’re out of touch listen, bro You see your car getting towed. You fully believe they’re towing your car You’re paying the $200 You would fold that quick. Well, no, I would try to not have him charge me money But like if it came say okay chat. Yeah, I’m not instantly going okay $200 fine Listen, you’re gonna haggle him. You’re gonna be like no. I don’t want to do that. He gets in his car Puts that shit and drive Everybody’s going okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay Okay You’re you’re the second he actually is about to drive away You’re you’re [__] you’re paying that fee Drop fee? Yes No, because then his ass yeah, no then he was asked about to get out of the car Uh car’s already in drive now. You got to pay an extra fee. It’s five Now you’re just getting conned at that point. I’m letting him tow my car If he if he put the car and drive and then stopped put it in park. He’s like I already pulled out of the lot now. It’s 500 Just unhook it. It’s called the police Thought it would immediately be like nah He straps himself to the front of the car You better not drive away. Not that hard. It is for me. It is because I have to start I wanted to make you do your job. Exactly. It’s hot lays down in front of the [__] tires If you drive away, this will be murder I’m here ready. That’s just I know there’s no sign. It’s these three. Yeah, and everyone knows about it about me I’m assuming If you’re getting told that doesn’t even make sense though. I’m sorry, bro. I’m just doing my job I want your boss’s number then phone numbers on the front So I pay this you drop it. Yeah, I just feel like you gotta understand. It’s a little ridiculous I get what I get what you’re saying. I get that you’re right, but like I’m just saying person to person like you It’s a little ridiculous. Oh, don’t pick up. He’s gonna you’re gonna know is your [__] friend’s voice I’m not picking that shit up. I would just hang up and be like, oh, you didn’t eat. He wasn’t there Yeah, hey, did you get an email saying like you can’t park in the first these spots at the office Oh, he’s calling his friend. Yeah, it was like last week. I think I have four fun accounts And you didn’t decide to just tell us I Don’t get the same here. Well, my car is getting code I mean, I’m gonna have to pay it. I mean you’re gonna pay it. I’m gonna have to okay It’s just like that’s a crazy offer. So like who doesn’t pay it? I mean a lot of Why would you not pay it because there’s gonna be even more to get out of the in-pound? You know, well, you’re paying that. I’d be like, okay, fine People don’t like to pay so I take the car because they think I’m just playing around. I’m just doing my job like I told you All right, we’ll be 200 bro. If you are so yeah Am I paying you personally? That’s where it’s sketched me out. All right. How do I pay you? Oh, you just got to cash at me the demon 33 Huh I’m not like paying a business or giving you cap. I’m gonna give it what the [__] is that your personal [__] cash app? To my phone. Yeah, okay. Come on. It’s to my phone two-year phone. Yeah, I’m the manager. Okay I’m paying you through your personal. No, I would fully know that I’m getting conned account. Yeah, Miguel. Yeah All right, you’re free to go. Yo, Johnny. Did you pay? I will say they do a really good job at like hiding the fact that it’s a prank Because you know those couples prank channels where it’s like they run that shit into the dirt that like anything your partner does You know is a lie Like they fully brought in this guy tinted the windows tone his car No interaction from them. They’re like dude. You got an email about it. They actually they convinced him. Well You went to the doors so many times you’re just laying down You called me What a rude thing not to tell somebody just thought it was funny your first response was the blame show How much did you pay? Sorel guys my boy. How much do you think you made in a day 48 dollars? I mean, he’s in LA Maybe a little bit more like i’m going sub 100 How’s it going? Oh, he’s got coins in that cup 83 cents. I’m changing my answer 83 cents and three ones I Out there all paid to make bro. They paid this guy to act homeless Okay, we get my feet wet dude. I gotta change up my sign. Maybe I don’t know I feel like the marketing is just off Honestly, don’t think 16 dollars is enough to give to somebody So we’re gonna throw in some of our own money And as cheesy as it sounds for skin we’re able to do this because of you guys All the lower skin [__], I always forget that they name their [__] audience for skin Love and support has been genuinely unreal sing earlier. It was beautiful. Yes Yes, you have a lovely voice. We made a little bit of money today. We wanted to give it to you Here you go. You take? Yes, your voice was lovely. We wanted to give one person too. No, we don’t want that What’s your what’s your name again starla starla starla those beautiful boys You too. Do you have a beautiful voice to give you a hug? Thank you Thank you. Oh wait. This is freaking Los Santos I’m [__] I crashed my hydrojet right there I Really talented you should go 4.4 fun on youtube Oh, yeah All over it there. They get you’re gonna laugh there. So tell me the balls are another ball The honneson is funny. Oh, you’ll be so Choosely and she and miney somebody else He doesn’t have as nice. Oh She didn’t see how much we gave her. That’s my favorite part. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh damn That is very sweet, bro. That was a nice video genuinely Bronze for the three you want to do five nights at Freddy’s two trailer today. Wait. There’s a new fun af trailer today Yeah, there is. Yeah, we’ll watch it right now I didn’t know about that the chill for the sub Uh comic drip dog and monk for the subject of the three I’m a 25-year-old special ad teacher one of my students first your merits all the time. They love you dude. That’s awesome Koopa and cats for the sub all uh jig Good Cube arsenal, uh pair ej dip and raven with the sub not for the three. Can you do a handstand? No Wait, I love the three laugh really loudly in public to your stream everybody in the dnv turned around at me By the way, uh, I wanted to say how much you helped me get through the day whenever I always look forward Uh, or whenever I always look forward to your stream. So thank you. Well, I’m glad I’m able to help man I hope you’re all right And that is awkward dude sent in the dnv. It’s dead silent. You just burst laughing Uh girl in high for the sub blue with the five. Uh, can you say hi to me and patrick? Hello? Alvin and green for the sub Balvin will till uh zirb love nick uh chewy z for the sub bad for the three Blobblam overheats are runs too long three to five percent chance it could crack her purse eight for over the three My mom was a hardcore drug addict would take me after work in school to go to the streets with her for drug money Really? What till I try and like guilt people into giving money dude? I’m sorry you went through that devour for the sub I hope your mom’s all right Parker for the three do you [__] with battlefield six? Yeah Slug and end with the sub crazy for the five. What’s your favorite song at the moment? Uh, don’t really have one honestly. Maybe the color violet arcade for the sub ducky is under three I was telling uh to ask my girlfriend for a drink instead Uh, we wouldn’t slog. Thank you for the five gifts to slog for the three gifted snail for the sub chewy for the sub Uh, the outside for the five uh side on a low for the sub chill for the sub round of the three uh snail for the sub All right. Yeah, no, but we do need to play a battlefield battle royale still and arc raiders But today’s react day Into fortnite, uh or a little bit of fortnite and other random shit Maybe like level bevel tomorrow a man to the adventure three and dead cam if we have time friday brovie bro Steve saturday block where shared event per mover trying to raise 50k. It’s gonna be awesome Uh sunday reacts and uh chat’s favorite snack review monday off tuesday a good night universe my little puppy at two Wednesday, we’re gonna do all of dispatch uh episodes five three Next thursday random games x friday reacts x saturday random philosophy will go from there merch drop this friday block where sharede saturday then we’re doing another charity stream late november Oh three for the sub uh anthony and vixity with the sub atomic sale for the sub chat coming down 30 seconds I gotta [__] again We’re back. Do we [__] with the christian’s music this early? I don’t know um Hold up hold up Soon memento responding to my editor [__] wait, there’s a peak update coming out Did that come out today? Should we run peak again soon dude. There’s so many [__] games dropping. [__] okay When the [__] did the peak are you doing more dispatch now pinned dispatch on next wednesday Is one we’re playing that next today’s reacts fortnite and level bevel Exclamation point schedule if you need to see the schedule Okay Okay lock in vixity of the three you see the video the outdoor boys is releasing three videos in november he made a short about it The outdoor the outdoor boys is back Or he’s just releasing videos. He already made send you out for the five mean my fiancee watch right now We love your shames also mary [__] christmas. Thank you for the five and thank you for the support from you and your fiancee jacket three cause and hatin for the sub dead ass Only for three videos he made. Oh, I think his son will be a really good youtuber later But I feel like he’s getting into youtube too early. Is that a [__] take to have? I don’t know I love that his son’s getting into youtube, but I feel like his son’s too young to be entertaining Like it’s an outdoor survival channel. I feel like I want to see somebody that’s like 40 Doing that shit, you know He needs like four years. I feel like he needs to be in like college Not like a teenager. How old is he like 13 Like i’m not watching a 13 year old go camping Yeah, not needs to be onk, but I feel like you got to be like, you know You like a youtuber youtuber PDA for the sub as for the subdexity for the three lock in chat Five nights at freddy’s two official trailer that we’re gonna hop back into regular videos. So do you want to Tell me about your bad dreams It’s always the same You’re dead This is spring trap correct And the daughter of spring trap. She’s the cop from the first one We’re never gonna be able to move forward until you deal with some of the mess you left in your head My father was a monster. You know that I’m called to an accident, but it wasn’t until years later when those five children went missing She was murdered To freddy’s, I mean I think my sister is here. I love who’s the actor. I know him is still from scream He’s also shaggy in scooby-doo. What is the actor’s name? [__] Matthew lillard. I think he is so good in horror movies Because he looks very unscary You know what I mean like he’s not uh A forward front scary character, but he plays the role really well of like you least expect him He’s so fine. Okay December 5th in a month then wait, what? In a month it drops. I thought that should came out in like six months a year Where are you gonna loan to finaf to drops in a month? You didn’t know [__]. No, I didn’t know Damn, I’m gonna go see that shit. What was the last movie y’all saw in theaters? I feel like I’ve been pinned to the movie theaters and [__] so long What do they want with my sister? Half of this town. I’ll be dead by morning Not gonna be scary at all, but I bro, that’s like the one complaint I think the five nights at freddy’s series Has the potential to be like one of the scariest [__] horror films Not in the sense of like conjuring level scary, but like you can make those animatronics [__] mall people you can make it as gory as terra fire You could make the [__] jump scares real you can make it ominous as [__] But they go so lax because they want to just sell pg 13 tickets Oh I like if they made it rated r it would truly be Amazing. I’m still gonna love it. Like what would y’all rate the first one First one honestly, I feel like I would probably rate it like an eight. I feel like if it was gory I would have rated that shit like a nine and a half. I feel like I would have rated eight It’s not it wasn’t scary. It was a good story. I’ll say that. I think this one’s gonna be the same I don’t think it’s gonna be scary at all. I think it might be a little bit scarier Because you know horror movies they try to up the fear factor because if it’s on par or less scary than the first one It’s kind of [__] lame. So they have to make it scarier I will say though Do you think like Eight-year-olds now and like ten-year-olds now are gonna be Looking back at this film is like holy shit. This was so scary because that was like the purge for me That what I feel like they’re gonna look at finnaf, but the purge was rated r right Was the purge rated r or pg-13 Not at all What’s like a movie they would they would what’s a movie like kids today would be like damn that shit was scary when we were a kid Now the purge was rated r purge is actually [__] scary. I remember I saw the purge when I was like 11 Yeah Why is it hyperventilating [__] it oh it dude you think ten-year-olds are going to see it No [__] way no way is it pg-13 Nah, it’s rated r have it you could just go with a [__] parent or guardian I vividly remember Going to going to a movie theater with my friends when we were like 10 or 11 and it was a rated r movie and We the the mom that dropped us off left and they were like you’re not allowed in And so he had a call her to come in she had a buy a ticket Walked in with us and then left so we could see the movie No way bro. That’s what you had to do you weren’t allowed in so we had We had literally had to get her to come back so she would let us in and then we could go W mom. Well, I don’t even remember what movie it was [__] dude. What are like what are like rated r it was not a horror movie Was it hunger games Was hunger games rated r Was hunger games nose pg-13 What’s like a rated r movie that came out in like 2013 that was like really popular sausage party no Because I was in high school. I was in middle school when when sausage party came out, but I didn’t see that in theaters Oh, I think it was 21 Jump Street. I actually dude maybe 22 Jump Street It probably was 22 Jump Street Because that was 2014 So I would have been 12 Or like 11 That makes sense. Yeah, because I was not my ass was not going to see the [__] horror movie My ass was not going to see like some [__] scary ass conjuring film in 2013 hell. No, all right Uh one for the sub bronze of the three. Thanks for watching the trailer. I’m an actor. I was in one scene in the trailer What? You were an actor infinath megaphox is toy chica and map hat is the toy bonnie. That’s awesome pad for the three What is the best disney and pixar movie nothing beats up? Ooh What’s the best disney movie? Oh, did bro just leak that is that not like public info? I don’t know Best disney film Can I go pirate to the caribbean If on it has to be animated pixar, so you’re saying pixar Or just like animated. I would I would say cars is probably number one. Yeah, while he’s really good While he’s really good. I do like up I think up is like a film you can watch as an adult because it’s really sad One and solve for the sub and anthony for the set keep over the 10 proposed to my girlfriend We’ll watch in this we’ve been watching you from together for five years She said yes, dude congrats proud up on the chat keep up. Thank you for the 10 man Which the best for both of you guys anthony for the four Thank you for making smiles of those in need watch your videos on the way to school But watch this it’s all for your area the best concert creator in my opinion as the catholic Thank you for speaking while you believe in uh good to see other people’s one of you not be so close-minded Thank you. It’s for the subs elastic for the sub All right, the complete supply chain of some generic consumer junk Precisely five minutes after the homeowner leaves for work in the morning a package is Gently delivered to their doorstep containing an impulse purchase from the night before This box is just one of 36 million that will be delivered across You ever watch an amazon driver work when you’re driving by them Most stressed out people you will ever see Try if you think you’re having a bad day Drive past an amazon delivery driver and they’re just [__] they’re like I Can deliver something run back to their car [__] get in go to the next house go to the next apartment. They gotta [__] deliver some shit six stories up [__]. They’re freaking out the whole time It’s terrible. All right, dude. They churn they churn employees at amazon like [__] butter dude so fast One in one out every two months america over the next 10 hours serving a growing appetite for home delivered consumption But inside this particular package is a humble paper shredder purchased for 59 99 with free delivery As far as modern product next day delivery makes no [__] sense to me. I understand I live in new jersey. So there’s a lot of shit around It’s different from like if you live in like a rural nebraska Bro, how the [__] I understand if I order like protein powder or [__] Some basic as shit paper that comes in next day I have ordered like Random niche products and it says next day shipping. They just have that in a warehouse Like my possum costume came in in two days Two days I or they just have a possum costume on hand Why Why They they’re waiting they know somebody’s gonna order that That see that’s what freaks me out them having a paper shredder next day whatever Now he’s gonna go into how the paper shredder is made and it’s gonna mind [__] me but I that doesn’t freak me out that it’s like in a warehouse because yeah people are gonna order a [__] paper shredder people are gonna order a cure rig Or like a coffee pot or a mug, you know, I get that Let’s go. It’s actually pretty basic It only has 40 components in total and they are each made from common generic materials But even to assemble this cheap desktop appliance those simple parts collectively traveled over half a million kilometers went through Yeah, and a [__] lithium mine There’s some shit the [__] battery dude literally any random product you have part of that It’s from like [__] Australia South Africa Germany Iceland Norway It’s all just combined together hundreds of industrial facilities in dozens of countries employed thousands of workers and It all started right here This is a [__] bomb test In the northern territory of Australia the alkan gove mine extracts 12.5 million tons of bork site every year What the [__] is bork site See That’s what i’m talking about bro Everything you use on a day-to-day basis, you know nothing about Box site What is that? plastic Australia is the aluminum or the largest producer of this raw material in the world and this mine is one of its biggest The operation is simultaneously so remote and massive that it’s actually the fourth largest township in a region roughly twice the size of france This is particularly impressive since the permanent population of the outpost is actually less than a few hundred people Almost everybody here at a given time flies into work at this But you never meet a [__] with this job You never meet a [__] who does that? That’s what i’m saying bro. No Everybody I know yeah, I work at walmart. I’m an electrician. I’m a plumber. I work for an airline. I’m a nurse I I need to meet a [__]. That’s like yeah, I work at a [__] carbon factory Because who the [__] works there But there’s so many because why are you streaming bro because those that’s like so many jobs in the world But I know no one that I don’t even know somebody that knows somebody That works at a [__] like I know people that work at amazon factories I don’t know anybody that works out like a [__] coal mine or some shit I know a lot of that’s like out of country, but even then like other random niche things I’m like who the [__] like who the well like somebody that works out like a trash mill I or like a recyclable place Or a water plant. I don’t know anybody Who works there? I don’t know [__] random people Mine and then flies out back to see it’s automated bro a lot of it’s automated But there’s still people there volization once their roster is complete And if you know less than 0.08 percent of the world dude, I know less than 0.00001 percent of the world I think that sounds a little even then though i’m saying like in your region There are people that have jobs Not around mining in australia obviously unless you live in australia But like you know people There’s people in your area that work at like a nuclear [__] facility A little bit avatar esque well the main street is called pandora and their wildlife is probably just as deadly Anyway, the mining process that takes place here is almost astonishingly simple Most of the material that they’re after is literally sitting on the surface So instead of drilling deep into the earth, they just blow up the dirt and scoop it into giant trucks This crude technique is highly effective and economical But it does have one unintended side effect since ever bro you want to know the what I need And I need to meet somebody that runs One of these what is that bucket? What is that bucket machine that’s big as hell and it’s a circle and it just goes And it picks stuff up what’s the name of that It’s like an excavator of sorts, but it works out like mines Excavator scoop wheel truck This I need but this on a bigger scale. I need to meet somebody that that runs one of these What a badass machine to [__] control You own one of these diggers that just [__] picks up Thousands of pounds of dirt and supplies Everything happens at the surface the red dirt of this sprawling extraction sites are easily visible from space Either way once it’s collected the raw material is moved along an 18 kilometer bro y’all are insane chat whoa Mater conveyor belt to a processing and storage yard at the very tip of the peninsula where the alumina or is separated from other impurities It’s kept here until a buyer sends a bulk carrier to dock at the mines dedicated shipping port And then it’s back on another conveyor belt to a ship waiting almost a mile off shore The vessels moving this material are some of the largest bulk freighters in the world They’re so large that they can’t actually get that close to shore without a dedicated deep water port And those are expensive The port only handles two particular products in bulk ships take out raw alumina and bring in heavy fuel oil Which is used in a self-contained electrical plant to power both the industrial mine site and the local township Both raw ore and liquid fuel can be piped or moved on a conveyor So it’s easier to get the cargo out across the ocean to the ship than to bring the ship to the cargo at the shallow shore Once loaded this glorified pile of dirt will start a three-week journey up the malacca strait through the indian ocean The sewer this stresses me out Like I understand this was all developed in specialized trade over generations and years and years But this is the supply chain for one singular cog in a printer one This canal and the mediterranean to end up here on almost exactly the opposite side of the planet in iceland This smoke what country is blessed with almost unlike wait they shipped it to iceland High pile of dirt will start a three-week journey up the malacca strait through the indian ocean The sewers canal and the mediterranean to end up here on almost exactly the opposite side of the planet They’re shipping aluminum from australia to iceland To probably go to somewhere else to make one [__] 50th of a printer What In iceland dude iceland’s literally on the opposite side of the world flint This small country what the [__] do they need to ship it to iceland for is blessed with almost unlimited geothermal power Which makes the energy intensive process of turning raw alumina into refined aluminium very cost effective and environmentally friendly Compared to alternative plants that power their operations with dude dead-ass imagine living right there Is this a nuclear power plant? These are new these are like smokestacks Dude imagine living that house is a hundred feet away from that fossil fuels Thousands of tons of raw alumina ox they’re safe bro. I know they’re safe And they rarely explode but imagine imagine you’re outside view being a literal nuclear power plant operations with fossil fuels Thousands of tons of raw alumina oxide is loaded into massive furnaces and then electrolytically separated into pure aluminium If you ever did an electrolysis experiment in science class separating out hydrogen and oxygen the process is almost the same Only it’s done with molten metal instead of water and the energy requirements are an order of magnitude greater To refine just one ton of aluminium takes approximately 15 megawatt hours of electricity To put that into perspective that would be enough energy to drive a standard tesla model three over 60 000 miles or 100,000 kilometers 25 grand Enough energy to make one ton of this 2000 pounds just one part of this machine Enough energy to [__] drive a [__] tesla around the world multiple times This plant on the other hand smelts more than a thousand what is the circumference of the earth I know it’s mass production bro. You could drive the tesla around the earth three times Mmm On this every day The reason it’s worth it to ship this raw material halfway across the world Is because the energy savings of refining aluminium in iceland with its cheap electricity pay for the increased shipping costs more than 10 times over And somebody figured that out Nah Somebody figured that out bro. Somebody was like What if instead of what if instead of making the aluminum here We shipped it all the way across the entire world where they could use lava to do it in geothermal energy Once this process is completed the molten aluminium is poured into ingot moles and then stacked into pallet Which can then be loaded back onto the same kind of bolt Yeah, and watch watch this [__] say they ship that ship from iceland back to china Carrier that delivered the raw materials in the first place Normally these ships are loaded with loose dry goods But they’re effectively just big floating boxes If they can safely store something in their holds they can ship it From there the next destination back through the mediterranean and the sues is up to the chinese city of forshen Stop dude. This is too much. This is too much This is too [__] much. This is for one dude. This is just aluminum This industrial city center across the bay for pre watch bro Everything’s made in china Hong Kong and Shenzhen has become a trade hub for raw materials like copper steel and aluminium Vendors like henan aluminium industrial company will buy these ingots directly from smelting plants and then ship them to their way I think I need to invest in henan’s inte aluminum industry co ltd I think I want to invest in this company in henan china Airhouses across the river These businesses then wholesale these raw ingots, but also turn the how do I buy how do I buy stock in that company Into alloyed sheets and plates to be sold at a slight markup to industrial customers throughout southern china A lot of these products are sold through existing contact networks But if you’re inclined to buy industrial quantities of metal they also post their wares on sites like alibaba Although I can buy the aluminum sheets from alibaba What would I use? minimum order 25 tons What the [__] why would I ever order 25 tons of [__] aluminum sheets from alibaba Even if you’re a business, they’re ordering. There’s no way they’re ordering that from alibaba Although you do need to buy five tons at a time so bro Oh, it should last you a while The 6061 grade aluminium alloy from iceland can actually charge a slight premium over regular sheets Because certain suppliers prefer the european manufacturers quality control and green manufacturing process Of course, most manufacturers simply don’t care as long as the material gets the job done So the marketplace between vendors and buyers is fierce However, once a deal is made 30 tons of cylindrical alloy beams are loaded onto a bar And floated another thousand kilometers up the pearl river to a machining plant just on the outskirts of the city of nanning It’s probably a city you’ve never heard of but it’s home to nearly Oh, yeah, but there’s 80 million [__] people there Hey, this is a random city in china you’ve never heard of in your entire life But look how many [__] skyscrapers there are this is where this is where 1% of the world lives 9 million people and it’s that’s more than that’s like at that’s like new york city That’s this is a new york city of people the major producer of the parts that makes the parts that make the products you interact with every day Once the beams are unloaded into the factory warehouse They’re loaded into grinding machines to etch out a basic spoke pattern And then there’s sliced lengthwise to produce hundreds of basic standardized gears Mechanical parts made out of aluminium are not nearly as strong as those made out of steel But the lighter weight and easier machine ability of this metal makes it very popular for low stress applications in basic consumer machines Once they’re machined the pilots of g- bro. This is like a hyper in-depth episode of how it’s made Because how it’s made will start with the items used they don’t start with the production and manufacturing of said items Uh mods can we timeout Brandon and screw chat? I know dispatches out read the pin read the pin read the pin please read the pin Oh my gosh anyways, um What was I gonna [__] say? No, this is like how it’s made but way more in depth because how it’s made would start with the cog This is an entire episode of how the cogs even made years and then shipped back down the river to another buyer Who ordered the parts in bulk a month? There is no pin mods can we repent it’s pin for me Uh plug your astros tataha and read for the sub uh fruitcake here or fruitcake for the three oil and petroleum engineer here Nobody no one knows us because we’re never home You’re just constantly working there zero for the sub top sweet uh amelio or a malalo Duster grizzin uh dom smart damian 1k uh 20 z or exo a one for the sub brands for the three before At this point the one ton of raw book sites scraped out the ground back in australia has been turned into 5 000 little metal gears the net material hasn’t awesome Actually changed that much apart from a few trace metals thrown into form an alloy However, as unrefined or it would sell in china for around 75 dollars a ton These basic gears on the other hand are now going to be sold in exactly the same city for 5 000 I need to invest in this chinese company How do I do it? Colors a markup of 600 which is so far justified every Chat that’s the business i’m getting into now step in the process, but it’s not done yet These gears are actually being forwarded dainey and take you for the five subs Thank you for the five gifts is the individual sub as well from guanjo to another buyer in vietnam They’re loaded onto a 21st shipping container and then into a small cargo ship Which will make the short two-day journey from the ocean gate shipping terminal No, not two-day journey short that ocean gate to the port city of hyphon Over time as china has developed It’s actually started outsourcing a lot of it’s basic manufacturing the same way that the west has outsourced their basic manufacturing to china Chinese workers and businesses have developed an array of highly technical industrial skills and expertise Cities like guanjo are also not cheap to operate in anymore and workers in these cities demand wages enough to compensate for this cost of living What this means is that basic hand assembly is far more economical in vietnam than it is back in china Major manufacturers like lg samasang bridge stone yazaki and foxcom all have massive Manufacturing plants in this city because it’s one of the most competitive places in the world to put stuff together It’s still close to china So technical pieces can be imported and assembled components can be exported with very few barriers While line workers here simply earn about one-fifth of what similar chinese workers would make a few thousand miles up north Damn So we’re buying ship from china of a china’s outsourcing that to vietnam In this case the gear is end up in a smaller factory that specializes in low-end consumer hardware Here the gears are attached by hand brossin low-key skip this video mozzanagre Into an electrical motion is fire Otar which is then combined with lower stress plastic gears a rubber belt a stack of steel teeth all held together by an injection molded plastic case None of these components were made in this factory just being put together here In fact each and every one of them have all taken a similar journey from raw material extraction to refineries machining Component manufacturing and assembly in addition to all the warehousing and shipping that comes with it But the journey is still not over yet The technical components have all been assembled But that package back on the doorstep in america didn’t contain an ec 43515 mcd p4 cross-cut electric shredder sub assembly It contained a user ready paper shredder Most manufacturers don’t want to deal with the stress and persnickety requests that come from retail clients So once this housing is assembled it’s shipped back to china to a warehouse that produces white labeled consumer products for several retailers across the world These generic internals will do this is so Understand how they profit on that you know what I mean Five the five thousand cogs are worth five k but like you’re only using like like [__] 10 of them in the printer But then you have so many other products. How are they making money? Like what do you think the profit margins on the printer are? Well, people are making money on the back end every time Australia’s making money shipping it to iceland iceland’s making money giving it to china china china’s making money giving it back to itself In another city giving it to thailand giving it back to china assembling it giving it to another company that then assembles that and gives it to the average consumer But like dude, how why is it not more than $50? How is it 50 bucks? Eventually be I understand it. I understand it’s efficiency and mass production That’s what it is that it really just is mass production because those cogs are used there’s a standardized like Set of you know rivets nails cogs And they use a lot of the same things for like those cogs aren’t just used for printers They’re used for a million things so they’re making [__] a million of them in a week And then they’re [__] putting those into a bunch of different products for all different models of but it’s like the fact that there’s One factory that just makes these cogs. There’s one factory that just makes these things is insane to me Paper shredder some of which will cost significantly more than others The way it works is that a retailer from a country like america will design a plastic housing to go around the internal components And then sell their model to end users In this case the american retailer will work with the chinese wholesaler to pick some injection molded shapes and colors Which they think will work with their branding to best appeal to their target consumers in their home market The chinese factory produces large batches of these models for a fixed price and will also work with other suppliers on packaging Additionally a printed cardboard box and foam insulation is provided by a supplier in Thailand And everything is put together and loaded onto specially compliant palettes Which are then placed into a 40 foot shipping container From there the chinese wholesaler and the american retailer use a third party customs broker Who specializes in booking slots on container ships and making sure everything gets through customs at each end with minimal headaches Since the boxes containing the paper shredders are not particularly I used to be upset at myself Like the next philosophy video i’m posting is how like specialized labor is kind of crazy Uh, but also really good But i’m fully okay with the fact that I know how nothing works now Because there’s no point in me learning There’s there’s no point in me learning how my printer works because it’s too much But I don’t even think that like from each individual perspective like of the Icelandic people That are making the aluminum They’re not going I need to know how this works with a printer They’re just going I need to know how to make an aluminum the one factory goes I need to know how to make cogs the one factory goes. I need to know how to assemble these cogs So it’s like they all know minimal things Large heavy or dangerous They can be forwarded straight from the port in los angeles to the amazon inbound cross stock a few miles up But isn’t that a little scary to how if like one end Of this production line faults everything fails You know Like obviously there’s bigger ones further back like if you don’t make the aluminum then obviously you can’t make anything But like if the cod factory blows up There’s no there’s none of these printers for a little bit unless they find a new supplier the road Trucks constantly drive this route 24 hours a day taking containers from the dock side to this distribution warehouse in a process called dry edge From this the containers are unpacked and individual products and then organized and sent out across the country To strategically placed fulfillment centers where they’ll await a midnight impulse purchase This whole process was just one single branch of a very small basic product tree [__]. My chatters are terrible right now. I’m sorry I’ve really tried to be better like not complaining about chatters. There’s like 85 people that are just spamming skipper. I literally shut up, please Tracing the origin of every could leave the stream component in this shredder would literally take hours And that’s to say nothing of goods with thousands of far more technical parts Even this cheap basic appliance far more technical parts. I feel like I would love to see a video I think the video of how an iphone is made is probably five hours long To go through every individual part of like a phone or a computer Like how your gpu is made Like how the how the the the [__] tablet you’re watching me on the [__] tv you’re watching me on A 4090 gpu how the [__] is that made? The way cpu’s are made is insane. [__], dude. It’s probably so technical Yes, cpu’s but aren’t cpu’s largely made is it cpu’s or gpu’s that are largely made in taiwan Switch will statistically i think it’s cpu’s right only be used about 12 times before being disposed of traveled Many times around the world because that’s the cheapest way to do things Australia has resources. I don’t know chat’s giving me different answers here gpu’s It has practically unlimited energy china has an unknown. That’s just blue lagoon in iceland This isn’t even a I don’t think this is a factory This is blue lagoon in iceland. I’ve been here the unlimited energy china has an unrivaled industrial network Vietnam has a large cheap workforce and the odd dude driving in iceland was [__] terrible The roads are so nice that they constantly have to like refix them up and shit And I was driving past like freshly paved asphalt and I just hear Just rocks hitting the bottom of the car and i’m like this is a [__] rental This is a rental and for like five minutes straight just Just [__] slamming the bottom of the car. I’m like dude. This shit’s gonna explode USA has insatiable consumers It’s up to you to decide if you think this web of comparative advantage has really made the world a better place But what it has done is made things cheaper and more convenient Today a paper shredder is an impulse purchase But just 50 years ago an electronic device like this would have been a family heirloom What the [__] is a paper shredder for We haven’t addressed that yet. What the [__] is a paper shredder for? shredding paper But why? Like important things like documents and checks. Why not just rip it up like 15 times It’s like legal shit. Like if you’re like a lawyer or something or like a business. It’s just easier to shred it I guess that’s why it’s an impulse buy If there’s one do you guys own a paper shredder? Invention above all of that which has made this possible. It’s the humble box most of why? Why do more than two of you own a paper shredder? If these parts have been fade around in along the way So if you liked this video go and check out the next one on me. I loved that I loved that video. It’s stressed me out, but I enjoyed it All right, JC and Vary for the sub washing for the five and the way that people including myself pay for brands because they think it’s better It’s the same [__] printer in different blasted case literally It’s just marketed differently on the outside gaming for the sub daddy for the three member Do you also a K to Jason the mean? Yeah, I do Jackie joe blind painting for the sub 206 for the three. We’re high together. I’m honored I’m not high I figure I figure mistaken I’m starting to feel tingle in my eyes from this ghost energy drink. Did they bring these back? They discontinued these and I saw them at walmart the other day and I went This shit makes me feel wired They did it’s not old. I bought this like two days ago Beyond and crazy with the sub snap trend for the sub call for the fows, but he’s thanks for being a dove Introducing my uh your cuts of my girlfriend be watching you together ever since thank you Ellen will actually put the sub damey in for the five gifted lara for the sub boogie with the three Dispatch five and six are really good. Just play them. That’s awesome. Oh gee and jc with the sub We’re gonna play five three on wednesday next wednesday next video chat Whoa, yeah get rid of that chat or each Thank you zod. What the [__]? What the [__] Keep over the three. We do it so that it’s impossible to be re-stitched together. It’s mainly for confidential stuff Yeah, that makes sense Where it’s like it’s shredded so finely that you’re not able to like piece together with tape That’s over the sub What happened some chatter was talking about how they have [__] blue balls or some weird shit Uh when chief are not chef or when chief when chefs actually got caught cheating in hell’s kitchen Lock in How do you get caught cheating in hell’s kitchen Coming with pre-cooked food from rigging doors in hopes of avoiding a punishment to sabotage Gordon, please I didn’t mean to burn the souffle. Don’t hurt me She’s gonna pwn his dish during a finale These were times when hell’s kitchen chefs got caught cheating Beginning with ben from season five who tried hiding an ingredient from the other chefs during episode 12’s individual challenge by own All right, that’s not a very good hiding tactic I mean I feel like hiding it would be like putting it away in a drawer I Just put a [__] hand towel over the [__] bottle So 12’s individual challenge by only using their taste buds Each chef competed to see who would come closest to recreating Gordon’s fish stew And although he was implied that everyone had equal access to the ingredients Ben decided to bend the rules as everyone else grabbed whatever liquor They thought would recreate the stew bended this instead right when I tasted chef ramsie’s dish the first thing I tasted was perino Not that he’s willing to share this information with anyone else. However, Gordon. I wouldn’t say that’s cheating I feel like if you’re in a competition where everybody gets the same ingredients and you have to taste something and use it I think it’d be cheating to be like i’m not gonna give it to you But I don’t think it’s cheating to be like i’m just gonna hide this shit You should have been quicker, you know And saw right through a scheme and called him out Ben Your alcohol is community property. Yes. Yeah, I just was yeah. Yeah, I don’t care you shellfish faster Yeah, even as a porter was left with this seba gourdens probably not gonna dock him for it He’s just like you’re peeing of it is a bitch play I think we could agree on that like hiding the ingredients from your opponents as lame as hell Is it cheating? No Is Because they would have to actively say it. It’s lame as [__]. It’s really cringy Like I would hate that guy if I was a competitor But i’m not gonna be like now he cheated Sour taste in her mouth. I was shocked by that I could have played that caddy game, but I I decided that that wasn’t the noble route to go But despite going to such lens to protect his secret ingredient He still lost the challenge another chef who got calmer rightfully served to them I feel like I was waiting. These are like realistic ways of cheating I feel like I was kind of expecting somebody to be like Jeffrey took Jeffrey took matt’s souffle into the kitchen and ended up pooping in it To make it tasteworse he ended up grabbing a bottle of [__] deer [__] and dousing it in it For cheating was tiffany from season 10 who thought that she could sneak burnt pizza past court ramsie It’s burnt look just put that part off who gives a shit Unfortunately tiff that looks like a disjourno pizza. Why are they making like frozen pizzas? Is that supposed to be like homemade? Part of who gives a shit Unfortunately tiffany’s plan backfired But one of my favorite scenes from family guy is when he’s uh reenacting like a Tarantino film And he walks up to his co-worker and he’s like do you have lunch today? And he’s like yeah, I brought pizza he goes from home or from a place from a place God just shoots him in the chest three times and takes it Because home homemade pizza sucks. Well, it doesn’t suck. It’s just like i’m not jealous of homemade pizza But i’m gonna be jealous if you have like Pizza from a place Gordon and chef andy immediately notice. No, it doesn’t. Yes, it does. What do you mean? I will say I think like frozen pizzas are are pretty solid. I enjoy them But if you’re like, yeah, I have homemade pizza from [__] screaming Sicilian I’d go. Oh, yeah now. Okay, but if you’re like I have pizza that I just got from a new york shop. I’d be like Give me a slice Pore a temp at hiding her mistake Now we’re sending bird pizza not crispy and delicious [__] birds burn Honestly, I would eat that I feel like I’ve been served pizza from restaurants that are that are this burnt I like a bit of crisp. This is a little too burnt. I would rather it be brown. It’s like pale It’s this one’s probably gonna have some flop on it and then it’s burnt on the outside So it’s just badly cooked, but I would still eat this I burnt my pizza before really badly because dude the instructions on frozen goods are so bad Have you guys ever made air fry air fried chicken tenders? They’ll tell you to put that shit in the in the air fry for 350 for six minutes. That will be soggy and cold That’s not cooked. I’m putting if it says 350 for six minutes I’m putting it at 400 for 20 And it’ll come out perfect I’m like dude who the [__] is writing these instructions same thing with a pizza So when you get a frozen pizza will be like put it at 420 in an oven for you know, say 10 minutes I’m gonna do double that One time I was like I want it really crispy. I’m gonna put that bitch in for 25 minutes Forgot about it came back char black hockey puck How to throw it out With bits of shit in there similar to tiffany season 11 zack had a plan that would also flop in episode four service challenge Zach precooked all the seven hoping to get ahead But instead had to start over and face the Gordon’s wrath for not understanding that fish was meant to be cooked to order And despite Gordon’s clear instruction. Yo on god though I just meal prep tuna And I always make I always meal prep for like four to six days And I meal prep tuna and day one and two the tuna will be really good by day four Choke nap bitch down. That’s just disgusting. That’s just [__] disgusting I’m eating it just because it’s food at that point. It’s so gross. No matter how good you make it Dude, and I googled that the other day. It says you’re only supposed to leave tuna in a fridge for one to three days I’m still gonna eat that bitch Four days from now. I’m still gonna eat that. I mean, what are the odds? It has [__] Foodborne illnesses in it. It’s to start fret low Zach secretly snuck the old salmon who meal preps tuna me because I’m tired of eating chicken and turkey Every single [__] day of my [__] life Because I have alpha gal and I can’t eat mammals anymore So pork and beef are out of the [__] question pal I’ve had enough shrimp and chicken and [__] salmon and tilapia to [__] make me Explode so I try new shit here and there Back on his pan hoping that Gordon would not know Steak I could eat tuna steaks Chris Chef told me that I can’t use the fish that I had just cooked off But if the salmon looked perfect, so I figured all I got to do is finish it off and send it out. However When Gordon found the tray of old salmon still laying around, he knew Zach was playing games and immediately called him out Where’s this from? Those are the old stuff, Chef. That’s the old stuff. Yes, Chef Are we been using that? No, Chef. Have we, Jack? No, Chef, we join the things straight to the order The truth? Yes, Chef. That’s why the story is, Chef Although Zach kept doubling down on his lie Gordon saw right through the bullshit and shit He’s all right through the bullshit 30 minutes later. There’s like six salmon missing Oh, where’d the other salmon go? Nowhere, Chef. They’ve been there’s always been four salmon on that plate No, they’re [__] hasn’t there was 20 to hit 10 minutes ago No, there’s always been four salmon on that on that plate, Chef I’m down. Look at me in the [__] eyes. Did you take salmon from the back and reheat it? No, I’ve been eating the salmon while I’ve been working, Chef I am quite part chef or not part hungry, Chef. Sorry Yes, no, no, Chef is right here. Shut the [__] up. [__] off the salmon But Zach wasn’t the only one to test Gordon’s bullshit detector because during season nine episode two Brendan made the same mistake with his sea bass You’ve cooked the bass. Is your meat ready? No, Chef And the garnish already? Oh, Chef You’ve got to work as a team Please Gordon then instructed the blue team to coordinate their timing for the next order and explicitly ordered Brendan to fire up a new sea bass But despite those instructions, he found himself questioning Brendan’s integrity when he received the new quote-unquote sea bass just minutes later Brendan. Yes, Chef. Is that the same bass? No, Chef. He didn’t start fresh one. Yes, it is He pops it in the microwave So where’s the old one that grew away, Chef? Show me and when Brendan could not find the sea The phantom search the phantom search in the trash can like when you when you when you look for your homework in school Oh, I must have left it at home. You know, it’s not in there But as he supposedly threw away Gordon continued to press him I’m gonna ask you one more time to tell me the truth Is that the bass from 10 minutes ago? Or is that a fresh one you cook when Brendan finally confessed to his deception Gordon decisively puts him in his place You do that to me one more time. Trust me. [__] the elimination. I’ll send you out there and then let me tell you that Yes, Chef I kind of hope Gordon Rams he starts calling people chud I feel like I’d be really funny in his voice What are you [__] doing you chud? You sitting here thinking you can [__] give me that sea bass Recooked it. It’s the same [__] sea bass What happened again? And while Brendan was caught cheating to save himself Andrew from season one was caught cheating to help his team after losing episode six’s challenge The blue team’s second punishment was having their storm locked for the entire dinner service Making things more difficult by having to enter a code every time they wanted to grab something from inside I’ll give you the combination See one they’d probably just leave the door cracked six nine zero why Log it I’m saying it once. Let’s go. While his team rushed over to get the store room open Andrew had a brilliant idea What give me the tape give me a masking tape Do it up just give me the masking. Oh, I got them But luck wasn’t on bro. I don’t think that’s cheating Aside as sous chef scott immediately caught him in the act and gave him a piece of his mind Just like Andrew at him from season 14 immediately confessed when he was exposed on episode three’s team challenge Where he realized that his risotto would not be ready in time and asked to use millie’s rice as a substitute instead This risotto is just not getting done. I thought I left myself enough time three minutes to go chef Do you have enough rice to go for two? Yeah, and when it came time for adam’s dish to be judged the team needed both his and millie’s dish to get a point to win The challenge however, the guest judge made one observation that put adam on the spotlight Did you guys both wind up with rice on the dish? You guys share on that one or Did you take some of millie’s rice? I’m sorry. I’m gonna cut the bush Bro, why I feel like they get so why do they get so angry? Do you think gordon actually gets upset at this? I feel like he fully has to upplay it. There’s no way he dead-ass cares that much Okay, did you take millie’s rice? Yes, sir After confessing gordon revealed that adam broke the rules and thereby lost the challenge for the blue team Which also happened to be the team that season tens robin tried to steal from during episode seven’s dinner service Robbin overcooked her beef and ran out of extras to fix her mistake as a result She nudges her teammate to try and steal some from the blue team Could someone go ask you the men have any more meat? How many do you need? I need some two more beef guys However, none of them had the guts to do so even here to get exposed by gordon when he asked her where the beef was I would like to get another beef from the gentleman so I could do it real quick Let me tell you something We just don’t go to the blue kitchen and get what you want. There’s a competition you silly cows Okay, that’s the last [__] time when telling you all got it. Yes, as a result He forced her to shamefully apologize to the customers and to suggest and you [__] No, you got to walk out to the customer and you’re like, I’m sorry. The fillet sucks. I overcooked your shit I’m sorry. It’s been an hour. I’d recommend the risotto I’m sorry. I didn’t need to park up here. I didn’t need to park up your steak. I Substitute for the beef. She screwed up A pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon. Let me get that right I’m sorry, man. We don’t have your beef. Would you like a swordfish or a pigeon instead? People eat pigeons Hey Rob I’ll have the swordfish I’ve been still looked like a genius in comparison to chavon from season seven who unintentionally cheated during episode two’s egg challenge Where each chef was paired to cook four different types of eggs in under five minutes That would be really funny if they’re like Maria Maria ran out of pigeons for over cooking them So she went out to the back with some cornmeal and snapped one of their necks From then on she actually She went outside and actually killed a [__] live pigeon the giant pita customer For chavon Gordon specifically requests. Yo pizza. Thank you for the five gift hits brown the individual sub Thank you. We got a sub. Thank you for the five gift. It’s 120. It’s your z-bank made him. Uh, yabi non junk Uh gangous real and jammy for the sub Uh, I am j mark luke is a big you for the sub eight of the subject of the five Uh just all the tech talk of somebody saying can I get one weeds and one marijuana To go to the dealer Jay’s even the thousand but he’s watching a video about the chatties factors is legit Uh city size factory for the housing and schools and kids were raised working in factory Glorb nathan and dasaup for the sub uh keep over the three Uh xd and ranch for the sub say that she tackled a challenge alone as her team was one person short However, all it took was her teammate autumn asking her to join forces for her to completely abandon I saw you said an argument about god to be talking about evolution Evolution is desperate for science and you want to be able to have a conversation if you were a statement But if you didn’t know evolution is just a theory It’s a theory of evolution the idea that an organism can create new genetic information isn’t proving It’s only ever shown that genetic information gets lost not added so the statement that humans evolve from apes is just a theory Uh evolution as well as the way that it is described is is just a theory But the idea that you could say that we just spawned here and have always been here is uh is like utter insanity um Because we just didn’t uh the evolution theory is a means to describe the way that we have changed throughout and evolved through history But you can’t for somebody to just flat out deny evolution And say that all of the fossils that exist and have been carbon dated that are clearly ancestors of ours are either false Planted the devil’s work. I don’t know That you can’t say that you know like you just can’t you like how do you how do you disprove that? Pizza thank you for the 10 gifted sluna for the two subs blub and it’s not luna. Thank you for the five gifted That’s kind of the point that I was making um it’s just it’s Evolution in the idea the evolutionary theory is different from like The idea that we have just not all always existed as [__] sapiens because we haven’t I’m not saying we’ve come from apes either because we haven’t apes and I have comments apes and humans have common ancestors But I mean it’s truly clear that we’ve evolved in some way or another because we have utterly useless parts of our bodies that we no Longer use we have deleted information not necessarily added new ones, but through mutations and other things. It’s proven that in the dna code Mutations have changed animals and species over time. It takes millions of years But we have tailbones. We don’t have tails We have things that aren’t needed any more. Yes, they may provide us like if you get a An appendectomy right you can use your appendix But it’s not needed as much as it was previously in your human ancestry It’s like you could see that in so many other animals like whales and other things that used to be land creatures that over time Ended up going to the sea you could see their biology and their anatomy proves That they used to be something else It’s not as simple as saying Okay, it’s just a theory, you know, it’s just a theory So yes, it’s just a theory, but just because it’s a theory doesn’t mean it’s not fully backed by mounds of evidence right Yes, it is simple. God created us, but and that’s your belief and i’m entirely fine with that You know, I I I I think faith in in everybody is the strong belief in God Or the doctrines of a religion based on spiritual apprehension rather than proof Right, so akin to how you’re saying evolution is bullshit and it’s just a theory. So is God, you know Uh, you you could you have as much evidence or less, right? Like i’m not i’m not dissing your religion I Foundationally used to believe in religion And I think that it serves a great purpose in society I don’t think anything’s wrong with believing in God. I personally don’t but to sit there and say well God’s clearly real because evolution’s just a theory Well, so is God right in the sense of there is no real foundational law based proof that he exists Right Jeff for the sub it’s not luma. Thank you for the five gifted and le for the sub ttv for the sub Thank you for the five gifted. I appreciate it, but yeah, um There’s also christians that believe in evolution and people that it all there’s people amongst all Abrahamic religions that do believe in evolution It’s not it’s not Crazy to find a christian that believes in evolution in modern day, right? Because it’s really hard to deny All right Let’s lock back in Ah, and in those debates and when it came time for Gordon to raid her eggs chavon exposed I gotta rewind let’s lock in here chat Okay, perfect. However, robin still looked like a genius in comparison to chavon from season seven One intentionally cheated during episode two’s egg challenge Where each chef was paired to cook four different types of eggs in under five minutes But for chavon Gordon specifically requested that she tackle the challenge alone as her team was one person short However, all it took was her teammate autumn asking her to join forces for her to completely abandon those demands And when it came time for Gordon to raid her eggs chavon exposed herself after failing to give him a straight answer Just ask me the question. How long did he cook me for? Oh, because she doesn’t know because she’s not the one that just cocked on my teammates helped me chef Your teammates helped you. Yes, chef I asked you to work on your own, but instead of owning up to her mistakes. She threw the blame on her team I should have pushed out of the way and i’m so mad at myself that I did I mean, why are we crying? I’m so mad I shouldn’t have listened to the teammates that were forcing me to do something that I should have known what’s wrong to do in the end gordon gave her just one point for only managing to cook one of the four dishes The ironic thing is that chavon got berated for cheating Like michael who somehow got away with what might be the craziest cheating story in this entire video in the [__] They never caught him but now yes, they know but i’m saying they never they never like docked his points Then one the final two contestants Raf and michael were each running their own size of the kitchen during a practice service When it was rav’s turn to run the pass the command station where he would be calling out orders and checking every dish before it left the kitchen michael saw an opportunity to expose his opponent’s weakness I wanted to make risottos the whole night without crab I was just seeing what I could slip past rav tonight to michael’s satisfaction rav wait what? So he just wasn’t adding a needed portion of the dish and gordon never knew Failed to spot the mistake even after gordon gave him a subtle hint allowing the dish to be served Tastes Oh So he’s not really cheating. He’s just failing to see that it’s wrong I had I was just sort of laughing like I can’t believe he’s letting him go like that Just as michael hope the dish got sent back to the kitchen Fulfilling his scheme and getting ralf in trouble with gordon the risotto is bland And he’s telling me as well how they could you call it the crab risotto without crab and There’s no crab in there to grab on the risotto. Did you change that? Yes, I did but I mean one big boy Nice and when ralf attempted to expose michael’s sabotage gordon swooped in to throw the blame back on him michael, what are you doing to me? Well, because I think originally gordon would have been mad at him for trying to con ralf But I think he wanted to see it play out and be like dude You couldn’t taste that there wasn’t crab and that because that’s even worse If you’re supposed to be a chef that’s serving good meals and you don’t know that the meat in the dish isn’t there Not grabbing the grab risotto route, right? You should know that yeah, that’s why you’ve got a taste of it. Yeah, you’re in control You’re in the driving seat and you should spot those kind of things yet instead of getting criticized for his devious actions Michael was met with gordon’s surprising approval michael At ralf looks stupid and took him down big time. That was an interesting lesson But if well, I think equally michael probably would have gotten shit on by ralf and gordon if ralf noticed I think that’s the thing. I don’t think this is cheating. I think this is like kind of like a test Where if ralf noticed it would have been really bad for michael Thank you for michael’s behalf gordon was so impressed so much So that sabotage incantescence at the past became a regular feature in future seasons You just sent out two [__] risotto There’s not an ounce of asparagus anywhere and it was done with us finished puree. You’ve got to taste that Oh, so other people started doing it in future seasons. That’s not from taking all right That was a fun video anyways um You act for the sub-caffeinate for over the three All that training has self to wait 40 minutes for my food It’s not for the five gift. It’s jeffin down for the sub jeffing for the sub. What is the ideal time? After you order that your food comes out There’s been times where it’s way too long and I think like over, you know 45 minutes and hours kind of annoying But I will say Isn’t it also? I don’t know if this is debatable. I don’t want it to come out too quick Like if i’m ordering an app And it comes out in three minutes. I’m fine Right, that’s good But if I order the app and before i’m even done the appetizer my main dish is out. I’m like You know and i’m not even eating slow I’m like I wanted to eat this and then the meal But now i’m like kind of bouncing between both because you just gave me everything Like no way you’re [__]. I’m not complaining about it But i’m saying like there is a Restaurants do wait That’s what the that’s what i’m saying if you order an appetizer That’s why they ask you do you want this to be an app or do you want this to come out with your main dish Because they’ll separate them Because you’re eating in stages You know I’m never upset if it comes out early, but I will be like damn I wish I finished this first You know Like if I order say order like gyoza as an appetizer and they come out with the main dish When I I still have some left i’m like [__] because now I got a bounce between them I don’t know that it’s not really a complaint. It’s more so just like I think I would rather the food come out in 20 minutes than five minutes That’s my take I don’t think like it 20 minutes separated from an appetizer Appetizer. I don’t care But like when I sit down at a restaurant. I’m like drink appetizer meal Not everything at once Because it’s overwhelming not thinking of the tier three sub. Thank you. We’ve got to stop. Thank you Went NPC mode there. That’s not a gifted sub. Thank you for the tier three Mcchunky. I’m a dumbass I appreciate the sub thank you for the tier three went NPC there. [__] All right, I gotta [__] again for the 15th time Uh, tell me down. I’m done playing christmas music. Tell me down 30 seconds Then we’re hopping into the next video. We got three more videos and then we’re gonna play some fortnight. Maybe some level bevel Uh Yeah, me down Chat Ludwig is in the uh block words event saturday for the first time. How do y’all think he’ll do I’m kind of curious. What’s the name of that song? You weren’t here. I remember are you weren’t here I really miss you by cult member and mia martina I think we’ll do pretty good. I feel like is Ludwig bad at minecraft That’s why I also think the charity stream will be really good on saturday Because there’s 60 streamers and there’s a lot of big ones So they have a bunch of charity goals that like change. I think it’s going to be probably one of the most fun block words my my team is a bunch of people you all probably don’t know outside of wolfy but um I’m with like five other streamers There’s [__] 10 teams of six players 60 people raising money for charity And at every goal you could give your team buffs And also when certain huge charity goals get reached there’s like 30 v 30 bridges and other like mini games that they throw us into That’s like [__] awesome Jack and cryptic for the side, but yeah, we got three more react videos. Um, then We’re doing fortnight. Maybe um Um Level devil as well. Tomorrow’s going to be a man to the adventure of three maybe dead cam friday brovie bro with sneege saturday Blackboard charity from ovember sunday reacts and chat’s favorite snack review. Monday. I’m not live tuesday Uh good night universe my little puppy wednesday dispatch Uh, we’re gonna do episodes five to eight finish the game next thursday random next friday reacts next saturday random philosophy lock in chat Block in chat also merch drop friday After block wars charity. We’re probably due to one late november early december where I match chat’s donos We’re also doing one december six with chris For toys for tots bad for the sub Lock in Uh, I kind of want to do I think the matching chats don’t know one chat. I want to do something for like holidays thoughts It doesn’t need to be like toys for tots But something around the holidays and like giving people getting people food or toys or something like that I feel like that would be a good charity to do something where I match chats donos. We try to raise like [__] 10k Feeling gonna be sick Cribs for the sub Holy heads at that stop All right chat lock in Right now The worst truth or dares ever Walking at this line. I do have to say I know about the slog incident That one is [__] so sad and also 100% I would have fell for that shit or not fell for it, but I would have done it unknowingly jump if you dare On may 24th, 2023 just days after graduating high school 18-year-old kamarin robins from baton ruse, Louisiana was celebrating with several hundred classmates on a trip to the bahamas They were staying at the atlantis paradise island There’s so many why is it that like this senior trip Is the bahamas Because it’s like the cheapest Way to vacation in the night in like I guess us territory esque areas Because it’s nice. Yeah, but like I think it’s just because it’s cheaper too. You’re not flying a [__] aruba You know or like italy It’s like you’re right outside of florida Basically zort in nasa that evening the group attended a sunset party cruise aboard black beards revenge a pirate themed party boat Around 9 40 p.m. near the uninhabited atthall island northeast of nasa Someone dared kamarin to jump off the boat into the dark ocean Several students tried to grab him and i saw a twitter video of somebody do that at a cruise and he died That happens like really often By the way Not often but it happens a hell of a lot more than you would think Not necessarily people just falling off the the sides of cruise ships But like it’ll be a bunch of guys that dare their friend to jump off a cruise ship and they’ll [__] do it But the cruise ship doesn’t find you like maybe during the day But it takes a cruise ship forever to turn and if you jump in the middle of the night off a cruise ship Their cruise ships are going fast Like that’s that thing’s a mile away from you like snap of a [__] finger They’re not finding you you’re dying in the ocean Stop him they reached for him attempting to hold him back, but kamarin broke free from their grip He jumped into the water footage captured the aftermath kamarin could be seen swimming in the dark waters friends through a life preserver toward him People screamed grab the boy. Hey the boy They were trying desperately to direct him to the flotation device But kamarin appeared to swim away from it within second [__] because it’s [__] pitch black Hell no, I wasn’t even thinking about that shit because it’s all the same color water It’s dark at night. There’s no lights because you’re in the middle of the ocean So the only light emitted is from the boat. So the second you’re in the water You literally can’t see [__] three feet in front of you Oh That is [__] terrifying He vanished from view the boat remained anchored for hours as students searched frantically the us coast guard royal bahamas defense force and united Was the tide not going was the tide going really quick so he couldn’t swim back to the boat Maybe search the waters until about 3 a.m. Royal bahamas defense force comador ramen king called the area really shark infested He said the probability of survival decreases significantly particularly if a person did not have on a life vest and particularly if a person is perceived to be intoxicated the search covered 325 miles over two days on may 27th Authority drown these called off the search kamarin robins was officially designated lost at sea His body was never recovered a memorial service was held at broadmore united methodist church bro the guy that dared him to jump off the boat Never living that down I feel like the friends that tried to hold him back were good But that also might have been one of the friends It was like i’ll dare you to do this in baton rooj Cameron was described by his baseball coach as a fierce competitor and by his family as funny and kind-hearted My darkest secret on may 28th 2018 in the early hours of the morning a neighbor looked out her window in haysham Lancashire and saw flames at 94 year old mary gregory’s bungalow fire fighters rushed [__], did somebody dare them to [__] set this grandma’s house on fire to the scene and found missus gregory unconscious in the conservatory Suffering from smoke inhalation. She was treated by paramedics and rushed to royal landcaster hospital But died four days later an investigation by Lancashire fire and rescue service concluded the most probable cause was a dropped or carelessly discarded cigarette mrs. Gregory was a heavy smoker with dude Oh So did she just throw her cigarette on the ground and then it lit herself on fire? How’s this a truth or dare? I was gonna say dude They don’t really do it like in the woods, but I will see people driving In front of me at a stoplight throw a lit cigarette out on the asphalt I know it’s not near the woods or something that you could set on fire I’m like dude you’re actively throwing an open flame out of a [__] window like if that rolled or caught something Dementia how bad that would be the coroner recorded a verdict of accidental death the case was closed Then weeks after the funeral during a game of truth or dare with two friends 17 year old tyran and darnton revealed his darkest secret. He told them. I have a secret I haven’t told anyone. I may have killed someone. His friends didn’t believe him. He persuaded bro He’s he’s he [__] lit a cigarette and [__] burned this grandma’s house down And then weeks later what weeks later told his friends him of truth or dare with two friends Then then weeks after the funeral during a game of truth or dare with two friends 17 year old tyran and darnton revealed his darkest secret. I don’t even think that’s a truth or dare, you know I feel like that’s so deep you couldn’t hold that in you know If you did that you would have to tell someone Death not Yeah, he’s fact he’s effectively telling somebody because he has to get it off his chest. It’s guilt If you say you know one more time. All right, so zod, you know how like No, but he had to tell somebody Because there’s no shot there’s no shot you’re 17 years old You [__] lit this woman’s house on fire and killed her and you just bring that to the grave Like 60 years from then you just hold on to that Great. He told them. I have a I wouldn’t say a word. You wouldn’t tell anyone You wouldn’t tell anyone No shot. I refuse to believe that you could say that now and then if you’re actually in a situation where you [__] burned Some grandma’s house down and killer Bro, you’re saying something. I think the guilt is slightly less because she’s 94, but even then bro, you know, you’re 94. She could have lived another [__] five years. You never know The secret I haven’t told anyone I may have killed someone his friends didn’t believe him He persuaded them to keep quiet, but in May 2019 did if I kill somebody. I’m not saying anything I had a whole in-depth talk with my friends about like hypotheticals And we got into the topic of if you ran like if I randomly stumbled to my friend’s door at three in the morning and I was like dude I need your help Like what their reaction would be And he was like, all right. Well, I would come with you and then I’m like, all right. I opened the trunk and there’s just a [__] body Are you helping your friend? [__] no [__] no I I made maybe I’m not like I’m not gonna immediately be like y’all I’m a rat on you But I’d be like yo, you killed someone What the [__] I’m not helping him. I would be like you need to turn yourself in man My goodness. This is this is [__] you’re a rat. You’re a rat I’m not ratting see Chris is taking that shit to the grave Chris is taking that shit to the grave Chris Chris I come to you Chris I come to you and I go Chris you gotta help me man I opened the trunk there’s a dead body. You’re burying that shit You’re not burying that shit. You’re going [__] no [__] no you’re snitching. I’m not gonna snitch, but I’m not helping I would be like bro. This shit’s out of my hands. You gotta leave I’m not I bury the body. You bury the body. Well, you can’t bury the body Chris You can’t bury the body. You gotta [__] do something else with the body. You bury the body. That’s gonna be found You gotta grind you gotta you gotta you gotta separate the meat from the bones grind that shit into asphalt and repave your driveway Then you live with the body then it haunts you for the rest of your life And then eventually you you can’t take it anymore So you you delve really deep in the psychedelics and then you end up going insane and thinking that you’re god Right and then then you know you end up at a church You know kind of proclaiming that you’re you’re a savior and then you know and you know shit hits the fan Teen during a counseling session darndon mentioned a friend who could send me to prison cause of what he knows He added that he had felt powerful at mrs. Gregory’s funeral. I cut yo Chris Chris. I respect that though I respect I respect you saying you’d bury the body with me I wouldn’t rat on you, but i’m not helping you bury that body Okay, no, it really depends who the dead body is in the circumstances as well Can I say that if it was like I killed this guy in self-defense in an alleyway I’d maybe hear you out But if he was like if he opens the trunk and it’s just like Oh, very [__] his mom I’d be like Just like [__] hyperventilating no No You gotta get it out get the [__] out of here. You gotta be like that that really yeah, dude Yeah, no, it’s a [__] toddler. It’s just a dead baby. I’d go no No Like he hit somebody with this car no Well because he knew i’d fold so fast. I think everybody bro. Everybody hypothetically is going. Yeah, bro I’d help no you’re not You actually have your friend come [__] knock on your door and he’s like I got a body in my trunk Yo, you’re [__] bagging on him instantly Who would have happened and everyone else in the room? That’s what one of my friends said One of my friends was like, I’m immediately ratting on you I was like, I respect that I can’t I can’t be bad at that. You know boom didn’t I would not help I think most okay most friends would probably say i’m not gonna help you I’m not ratting on you It’s very rare somebody saying i’ll help you because then you’re literally an accomplice to murder The counselor ended the session by saying I think you’re trying to tell me you’ve killed someone darton mouth. Yes Police reopened the case. They discovered drawings of mrs. Gregory’s floor plan with labels like good hiding place and quick exit Evidence showed what so he [__] purposefully murdered her No, I thought he was I thought he was gonna say oh, you know I accidentally like [__] threw a lit cigarette and I saw caught her house on fire drawings of mrs. Gregory’s floor plan he was planning that shit with labels like good hiding place and quick exit Evidence showed he had set the curtain. That is so much worse I thought it was gonna be like, yeah, no, I accidentally [__] set her one on fire and it caught her house on fire And I ran things on fire with a lighter unplug the phone disabled a smoke alarm. Wow He lit her curtain on fire unplugged her phone from the wall turned her smoke detectors off No, this is actually malicious. He had set the curtains on fire with a lighter Unplug the phone disabled a smoke alarm and placed a table in front of the conservatory doors to block her escape Investigators found disturbing searches under 18 murder and how long do murderers serve in prison? In november 2021 darndon was convicted of my why did he do it murder and sentenced to life with a minimum of 15 years The bridge incident on a summer day in 2024 two teenagers ages 15 and 16 were part of a group chat where dares were being shared among friends The conversation turned to Yo, suck me dry. Thank you for the five gifted subs. Thank them if you got a sub. Thank you for the five gifted Happy with the sub mr. Angel of the three which you’re putting on the three. I at least you believe in alien It’s aliens. I don’t even know what the hell you’re talking about ttv and darkest for the sub dark for the five Which opinion uh on the way to get accepted by charities because we have a huge bill and they denied my mom Because she had a house and they said you have an asset you could sell so it’d be homeless or pay thousands more and interest and money We don’t have I don’t do go fund me um What do you mean? What’s your opinion to get accepted by charities? Like you’re saying like a charity support you. I have no idea I just don’t do go fund me because it’s like if you give one person Uh, don’t not in your class. You have to give everybody a donut. It’s like I can’t pick and choose go fund me So I just do tiltify charities Uh, but i’m sorry you’re going through that man waylin for the three Watch all the vods really appreciate you. I’m gonna say every day. Uh, I watch you every day You keep me entertained. Thank you quick for the sub work for the sub 4x for the three you’re my favorite white boy How do I uh, how do I blow up? I love reacts advice daddy Huh? Like how do you do social media? It’s just trial and error, man You gotta give shit a try new bet h and eternal for the sub ll and babu for the sub case on craft for the sub Uh bad for the sub dead for the sub Jumping off a bridge into lake heartwell, south carolina the pressure mounted through messages other teams egg them on Wait, they were daring each other to jump off our bridge Of a group chat where dares were being shared among friends The conversation turned to jumping off a bridge into lake heartwell, south carolina the pressure mounted through messages other team These [__] did y’all ever do dares this insane? I feel like when I played truth or dare with like my friends it’d be like send a text to your crush eat a [__] raw egg Eat a handful of [__] mustard Some shit like that do the salt and ice challenge something that might hurt you, but not kill you Truth or dare dare go jump off the ben franklin. No And egg them on the [__] the two decided to go through with it They drove to the bridge and climbed onto the railing the drop to the water below was significant without hesitation Both teams jumped they plunk no way Into lake heartwell friends watching from the shore expected to see them surface seconds past then minutes Neither came back up while i’m assuming they got instantly knocked out jumping into water from that height is like landing on [__] concrete Emergency services were called immediately dive teams searched the lake eventually both bodies were recovered neither team had made it back to shore The local community was devastated candlelight vigils were held parents gathered holding candles and photographs of the two teenagers Flowers and messages were left at the bridge in the days that followed parents across the community warned about peer pressure games Spreading through social media the group chat that had contained the dare was examined by authorities friends who had participated in encouraging the jump Were left traumatized counselors were brought into local schools. The deaths sparked conversations about the deadly. [__] Is this then? Consequences of online dares the bridge where the teenagers jumped became a memorial site Parents begged other teenagers to think before accepting dangerous dares no matter how much pressure they felt from their peers The community mourned two young lives lost to a moment of reckless decision-making The boy that is terrible man. [__]. No, this one. So this one Not worse. I don’t want to try and compare them, but holy [__] playing water incident. Oh, no, not that one I was I thought I was gonna be the slog one on march 20. I don’t know what this one is second 2017 in florida Eight-year-old kihari pope was at a sleepover with her cousin and friends The children decided to play truth or dare the game started innocently enough Then someone dared kihari to drink my ass was all way they dared her to drink boiling water How do you even swap? I feel like instantly that shit touches your tongue and you’re [__] Not even spinning it out. You’re you’re you’re stopping They dare her to drink boiling [__] water They knew they knew how to boil water and thought that it was a good idea to drink it boiling water through a straw I could see whoa Boiling water through a straw I could see like some you know eight-year-old group of people that are doing truth or dare to be like put your hand in boiling water That alone would be you’re getting [__] third-degree burns The other children thought it would be funny to see if she would actually do it kihari accepted the dare She put the straw to her lips and drank the scalding liquid immediately. She began screaming in agony The boiling water burned her mouth throat and lungs. She collapsed the adults rushed her to the hospital Doctors discovered she had suffered severe internal burns to her throat and respiratory system kihari was placed in intensive care And she she died it went multiple surgeries for months She lived with severe complications from the burns her airway was damaged She struggled to breathe. The internal injuries were catastrophic despite the medical team’s efforts kihari’s condition continued to deteriorate The damage to her throat and lungs was too extensive Eventually four months later. She died from the injuries sustained from drinking the boiling water The case shocked the nation parents were horrified that such a simple dare could result in death Warning messages spread across social media about the deadly risks of dares among children kihari’s families I don’t bro this simple dares. I feel like it’s like true. I don’t think truth or dare is a bad game, but it’s like No a limit, you know [__] dare in your friend to drink boiling water. I simple yes simple dare how such a simple dare I would not say drink boiling water out of a straw is a simple dare that seems like some saw trap shit That actually seems like a horror movie Challenge spoke out hoping to prevent other children from accepting dangerous dares Her death became a cautionary tale in schools across the country I used to say no to everything but I used to say truth all the time Because I was even scared of like what people would dare you to do in general The children who had dared her to drink the boiling water were left traumatized by what it happened I would never say dare I would say if you asked me truth or dare like 10 times. I would say dare like once Kihari pope was just eight years old. That is the slug incident Yeah, this is the one that I’ve heard of The [__] thing about this is this doesn’t seem like that crazy of a dare to me and something that I would have done I Warm evening in 2010. Which is why it’s like even not more scary, but it’s like whoa 19-year-old Sam Ballard was at a party in Sydney, Australia with his rugby teammates They were drinking wine in a backyard. The conversation was lighthearted Then someone spotted a garden slug crawling across the patio as a joke One of Sam’s friends dared him to swallow it everyone laughed. It seemed like harmless fun. Sam Actually, actually Like if I was sick before I had heard of this if I was just like sitting drinking and one of my friends is like I’ll give you $20 if you eat that slug. I would have ate that shit Picked up the slug and swallowed it whole in Australia though. I mean, yeah, it’s Australia I know things are more deadly, but still everyone cheered the party continued Sam went home that night thinking nothing of it days past then Sam began feeling strange He developed a severe pain in his legs within weeks. He could barely walk He went to the hospital. Doctors discovered the slug had carried rat lungworm parasites The parasites had infected Sam’s brain causing a severe infection called eosinophilic meningo encephalitis Sam fell into a coma for 420 days when he finally woke up He was paralyzed from the neck down. The infection had left him a quadriplegic. He couldn’t walk couldn’t feed himself Couldn’t breathe without assistance. For eight years Sam lived with severe disabilities Requiring around the clock care. His mother became his full-time caregiver Sam’s friends were devastated by what their dare had caused in two Bro, but this is the only one Like out of all of these dares. This is the only one where I’m like I feel so bad for the guy But I also Like I don’t think these guys are bad people. You know what I mean Like daring your friend to drink boiling water. That’s insane Daring your friend to jump off a bridge insane Daring your friend to eat a [__] Bug or like a snail or like I would I I feel like that is very norm Not normal, but I’d be like that’s not crazy to dare somebody to do 2018 eight years after swallowing the slug Sam Ballard died from complications related to the infection He was 28 years old his death highlighted the hidden dangers that can lurk in seemingly innocent dares Sam’s friends carried the weight of what had happened for the rest of their lives The fireworks incident on october 24th 2024 during dewali celebrations in bengaluru, india a group of friends gathered to celebrate the festival of lights [__] Didn’t [__] sam pepper go to india and he like shot some kids eye out or something on the [__] firework fireworks were everywhere Were they it’s like a uh, I mean That’s also normal and fourth of july for people to shoot fireworks at each other that shit is insane though People shooting roman candles at each other. They’re literally bombs The night air was filled with explosions and colorful displays the men had been drinking and the atmosphere was festive Oh, no, they’re gonna say light a [__] firework with your hand or something and it’s gonna [__] blow them up Divan reckless dude every [__] fourth of july This past summer this fourth of july Saw some dude try to light a firework [__] blew his hand off And he’s wa it’s a video on [__] twitter He’s walking around his hands just falling off his arm and he’s holding his arm like this is just [__] gushing blood I used to I’m this is I never do this When I was in high school Me and my friends used to light mortars with our hate we would put them under metal uh buckets and shit and they would shoot shrapnel And I remember one time uh it shot shrapnel and it went And stuck to a shed right next to me And I [__] looked at that shit And we used to light the mortars with our hands and throw them And they would fall like the the I would wait for it to get lower and then I would throw it and it would explode Holy [__] dumbest thing i’ve ever done Insane Someone brought out a large box of fireworks and suggested a dare They challenged a 32-year-old man in the group to sit on top of the box while they lit the Fuses friends laughed and egged him on the man emboldened by alcohol and peer pressure agreed He climbed onto the [__] because you’re you are probably thinking this isn’t gonna hurt. It’s just gonna hurt Like i’ll be fine The box and sat down his friends lit the fireworks for a moment So it was a it was a cake it wasn’t a mortar Nothing happened then the entire box exploded beneath him. The force of the blast was catastrophic [__] was he like closing it from moving and then the whole box just blew up thick The man was thrown into the air the explosives detonated with tremendous power causing fatal injuries friends screamed and rushed to help But it was too late emergency services arrived quickly But the man died at the scene from his injuries witnesses told police it had been part of a dare The case received widespread coverage across india. [__]. Is that him sitting on the [__] box? This is during the day News outlets showed footage of the aftermath warning others about the dangers of combining alcohol Fireworks and peer pressure the man’s family was left to mourn a senseless My family used to do this bro fireworks are [__] dangerous Now when i light them off i haul ass away i’ll light it on the mortar and run behind something But when i would do when i was a teenager we used to get our hands on fireworks Holy shit from like 16 to 19 I would do Like [__] not johnny noxville level shit But I would openly light like bombs in my hand like a mortar And [__] just watch it and then throw it last second like idiot shit Steph his friends who had encouraged the dare were left traumatized and guilt ridden Authorities used the incident as a warning during future do or we used to when it would snow We would get the [__] never do any of this we would get we would make a mound of snow And then we would put a hole I would put a we would put a hole like drill a hole into the snow Shove the mortar in in the snow upside down light it and it would shoot into the hole to try and drill it out Stupid Stand like two feet away from it too. Just be like all right. Well, we’re waiting for it to blow up Just looking down right at it while these celebrations The table surfing incident on june 1st 2025 in bethela hem pennsylvania 17-year-old david nagie and his friends from freedom high school gathered after school They had been watching viral tick-tock videos of people table surfing riding on top of tables tied behind cars the videos They’re gonna take a turn and he’s gonna fall off of it and like hit a pole or something made it look thrilling and fun The teens decided to try it themselves. They found a folding table and flipped it upside down They tied it behind a car with rope david volunteered to be the rider His friends thought it would be hilarious to film. He climbed onto the upside down table and sat down You don’t need a band that guy It’s fine. I don’t end up gripping the edges The teenage driver got behind the wheel and started the engine the car began to move slowly at first david laughed his friends cheered him on then the driver accelerated recklessly the car picked up speed the table You know a casual thing the table surfing is obviously like scary because there’s No cushion. You’re just doing it on asphalt the other scary thing that like i’ll still do is Your friend toes you when it’s snowing You’re you’re on a sled And Your friend like your friends in a jeep or something and he’s just telling you with a rope You’re just hooked right up to that shit. They rip a turn dude. You fall right into a tree You can [__] die like But so many people do that and that’s not even like friends do that That’ll be like dads and their kids will do that Like the dad will be like all right get on the back and he’ll [__] drive 30 miles an hour Was kids [__] just like in the in the back of the [__] You know tube just pray in that they don’t smack into a tree bounced violently behind the vehicle shaking and wobbling Suddenly the table was flung into a parked vehicle on the side of the road The impact threw david off the table with tremendous force. Oh, no, he hit the ground hard his head struck the pavement He died from catastrophic injuries. The driver slammed on the brakes friends screamed and called emergency services Paramedics arrived within minutes, but there was nothing they could do Prosecutors charged the teenage driver with involuntary manslaughter the case drew national attention as an example of deadly tick-tock dare trends David noggy’s family spoke out about the dangers of social media challenges Schools across pennsylvania held assemblies warning students about table surfing What year was this? And similar viral stunts if it was during tiktok David’s friends were left traumatized what started as an attempt to recreate a viral video ended in tragedy The senior assassin incident on a day in may Are you making fun of him? No, i’m not making fun of him I’m saying it was [__] stupid that people would also do that in snow shit today 2025 that just happened June 1st, 2025. [__]. This happened [__] five months ago Burfing and similar viral stunts. David’s friends were left traumatized what started as an attempt to recreate a viral video ended in tragedy The senior assassin incident on a day in may 2025 high school seniors in arlington, Texas were participating in senior assassin. I never did that I feel like that would have been so fun, too If you don’t know what senior assassin is I because I had a lot of friends that would do it You basically get assigned somebody that you have to take out and then somebody’s assigned to take out you And you have like a water gun and you don’t know you only know your target You don’t know who’s targeting you and it’s just like you go until there’s like one person left popular end of school tradition The game involves students chasing each other with water guns trying to eliminate opponents It’s meant to be harmless fun away for graduating seniors to bond before heading to college because you’re pushing 70. I’m 23 I was in high school five years ago Players track each other’s locations and stage surprise attacks that afternoon 17-year-old isak leal was participating in the game with friends They had spotted their target and began pursuit in a jeep the chase intensified The vehicle accelerated through streets. The adrenaline was high The teenagers were laughing and yelling caught up in the excitement of the game as the pursuit continued Isaac climbed onto the back of the moving jeep He was trying to get a better position during the chase Friends later said he was riding on the exterior of the vehicle then the jeep hit a bump [__] road Isaac lost his grip and fell from the moving vehicle onto the street his head hit the pavement with devastating force The jeep screeched to a halt friends jumped out screaming someone called emergency services Isaac was rushed to the hospital with catastrophic head injuries for weeks He remained in intensive care clinging to life doctors did everything they could his family kept vigil at his bedside But the injuries were too severe in early june 2025 after weeks in the hospital Isaac leal died from his injuries Investigators confirmed the death occurred during the senior assassin game the incident sparked a debate about whether such games should be banned Some schools across texas immediately prohibited the tradition if you’d like to see more stories like this make sure to subscribe Like I don’t think senior assassin is inherently dangerous. It’s just like it shouldn’t go to that extent to try and get somebody out It should just be like, okay on school grounds. You play like very basically That’s not senior assassin’s fault. Well, no, it’s I mean, that’s just really unlucky events that [__] sucks genuinely. That’s sad. All right Henry and just for the sub lily for the three my dad cut his fingers off of the lawnmower My mom was inside uh radioactive a couple of years ago Radioactive what he’s now firemen uh by yale and the crazy shit people do drunk is insane Wow, what do you mean radioactive though fruit for the three dad tied his side to his four-wheeler And I got thrown off into a tree and broke my nose. That’s what i’m saying, bro People will do that all the time and it’s fun But it’s like if you [__] hit that tree in the wrong spot You’re dying Leave it the sub and see if the sub coach you over the sub entry for the five birthday was on the third Happy birthday, bro Balfa little mealy of the sub four x fifth ray I’m not reading that uh, it’s for the sub zalac for the sub dar for the three I’m not asking for money. Just like how do charities get to choose who they help and not I don’t know you would have to reach out to them. Honestly Uh, it depends what type of charity that you’re looking for specifically deep the sub Uh sock. Thank you for the five gifted’s y’all over the three at the end of last year This kid was a convertible was in a convertible and his but was on the trunk and his feet were in the seat in my car Hit a curb and the kid fell off had brain bleed and went into surgery. He was fine, but died a few days later what He was in a convertible Somebody was in a trunk. They fell and he had brain bleed. What the [__] drew of the sub sammy Even the three don’t eat out loud now you’re good as of the sub, but yeah, yeah now don’t do that Uh for v for the sub all right Uh next video Take thank you to the three um When I was a software at high school the seniors had to see her just asked the two guys were Way to assess somebody they got into terrible car crash shock the whole school were they okay y’all over the three uh not my car the car oh okay Also chat let’s lock in here for the next video Hold up. We have two more videos that we’re gonna play a bit of fortnight maybe some level devil You need to quit weed You guys have recommended me to do this uh or watch this video So we’ll tune in we’ll see we’ll see if it convinces me We’d is a serious drug that can have devastating consequences for your life This is an unpopular thing to say but it’s true It’s not addictive alcohol is way worse. I think it is addictive. It’s not chemically addictive You could still habitually get addicted to it Uh we’re dependent on it and alcohol I would say is worse We don’t think it should be illegal because for most people using weed isn’t problematic or has only mild negative But about 20 percent of people who’ve ever tried it develop cannabis use disorder and some of them become severely addicted That’s actually a stunning amount of people and I would maybe say I fall into the 20 percent, but I would not say i’m severely addicted to marijuana And I know you guys will be like, yo, you are and I will say like am I addicted to weed? Yeah, would I say i’m severely addicted? No I This is what i’ll say since I turned 21 I’m 23 now. I have not gone a week Mm. I’ve gone a week. I’ve not gone two weeks without getting high So in 150 something or 130 weeks. I have not gone two weeks without getting high I would say I get high probably four to five times a week If we’re being real If it’s around a holiday or vacation type thing i’m probably high every day Not the whole day, but Yeah I mean bro, this is an open conversation. I’ll have this I’ll have this concert chat I’m not gonna sit here because I don’t like glorify weed as like this miracle [__] drop dude No, it’s addictive in the sense that You could get Obsessed with being high because the biggest downside is Number one, I can’t stop thinking and I think when I get high I can chill And that’s bad And I shouldn’t do that number two When i’m high Everything is more enjoyable When I’m no longer high Everything is perceivably less enjoyable So because I know how fun it is in my brain to be high and watch a movie or be high and and eat food or be high and play video games I really enjoy doing that like everything well not everything but I don’t know I get high. I don’t get hot like i’m not high all day Right, there’s people that like wake and bake and they wake up and they get high I don’t do that. I get all the shit I get any I need to get done first But I will say yeah, I probably get high like four days a week four four to five depends Uh, there are days where it’s like two Uh, there’s days where it’s seven I’m saying averagely. It’s probably four to five Any who start using weed don’t know what they’re in for we gotta open up I gotta [__] be real here before we get into this [__] video In the us daily or near daily We’d use her skyrocketed since way before legalization and there are now more daily users of weed than drinkers of alcohol And most daily you well, it’s also a social perception of if you drink alone. That’s really weird I think socially and societally Being an alcoholic is like a You know, like if you’re if you’re an alcoholic, it’s like oh, you know, oh But if you are a stoner that’s not really like as much of an insult in most people’s brains as well as like If you perceivably and this is coming from somebody that would you know be considered a stoner, but If you told me Yeah, I get drunk alone on Tuesdays I just drink like a 12 pack I drink two sex packs And watch a movie. I’d be like oh But if you’re like yeah, I eat an edible I eat a 10 milligram edible at night get high watch movies and go to bed I would be like okay You know like I wouldn’t judge that as much Users consume very high amounts In 2023 one in 15 adult americans were suffering from some form of cannabis addiction In england cannabis is by far that bro. I drink 12 beers a day on my own. You’re making me think i’m starting to need help You need help. Yes I also need help. I I’m not sitting. I’m all i’m addicted to marijuana Uh, you drink 12 beers a day. That’s really bad. That’s really bad for your liver Uh, no, you do need help. I’m not [__] with you. That’s like you’re addicted to drinking You’re probably you have an alcohol taught in uh, you are you are um Reliant on alcohol on white beers. Yes 12 white beers a day is an issue Health wise, it’s like good for you to have one glass of red wine a night You’re having the equivalent of like five Updrug teenagers seek help for today will ignore medical you yeah 12 beers alone on calories, dude I’m not even talking like alcohol and you’re out and your alcohol You know, I guess abuse in that sense Is one thing you’re drinking 1200 calories of beer a day alone, that’s just beer let alone what you’re eating and also drinking How elsewhere casual uses I the reason that i’m not at i still smoke too like I shouldn’t smoke weed I don’t smoke weed nearly as frequently like I’ll smoke weed like once a month twice a month but I’m eating edibles for for averagely four to five days a week And people with mild is brought mad you smoke. Well, I don’t really smoke much So no, I think she would definitely be upset about it if I was like Literally smoking to join every day when I turned 21 there was a period where uh It was 2023 summer I smoked a joint and went on a bike ride for 30 days straight Like 30 days straight like I I probably I probably spent I spent a [__] of money on weed Uh, I spent a lot of money on weed And this isn’t to make people like I’m not advocating for this usage This is literally like me being like flat out about this like I I get high a lot Or I I got high even more than Now I get high less and I don’t smoke nearly as much problems And instead we focus on the people who have a serious addiction or are in danger of developing one even if they’re not aware of it Weed is usually discussed in the context of teenagers because using any drug while your brain is melting and rebuilding itself Is a bad idea Yeah, for sure. Uh, that’s why I always say you should wait till you’re 21 to get high um The first time I ever I and I do not advocate for this is literally like I I have a whole video of talking about every drug that I’ve ever done On my philosophy channel first time I ever got drunk. I was 16 Uh drunk not had a drink first time I ever got drunk. I was 16. It was new years at my friend’s house I drank malibu and orange juice and I got probably like eight out of ten drunk I probably would get drunk like twice a year then it was like on holidays Right like christmas or [__] new years or some shit first time I got high I was 19 Um I ate two edibles That my friend gave me Got way too high greened out threw up thought I was in purgatory really bad experience didn’t get high for like another Year and a half after almost until I was 21 Um and then after that it was like I turned 21. I just started getting high Instead we’ll have a frank conversation about how to fix you in your 20s and 30s We’ll combine research with our own personal experience of weed addiction. Yeah, it’s bad, bro People get high really early now People like it’s not even just it’s the word the u.s population, but also teenagers Like teenagers used to smoke cigarettes and get drunk And then throughout society then it was they would get drunk in vape now Most teenagers don’t really get drunk. They [__] vape and they smoke weed and it’s like Whether or not that’s better or worse. I don’t know I would say it’s better in the sense that you’re not getting [__] hammered all the time But the downside is like people get high in teenagers too Teenagers and people in general get high way more than they would get drunk Right. So yes, it’s like not as bad in the sense of like a one-on-one use But it’s like you’re getting high six days a week versus getting drunk twice a month And Unfortunately, and if you’re high in class like bro, that’s why you’re failing We do have it the reason it’s gotten more too because i’m not in school anymore When I was in college literally like a year and a half ago, even I I would still get high every week, but like I wouldn’t get high on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday I would knock it high because I had class in school work I had to do So if I had stuff I had to get done, I was not getting high Now it’s like, okay, I could probably get most of the work done that I need to get on high Which is like [__] to say but it’s like I if I got a [__] upload videos or do a manager call like I could probably get through that So it’s like and it’s very normalized Especially in like and I know I I’m very open about it I’m not saying all streamers are like this, but like If you have [__] 10 youtubers you watch Four of them are [__] stoners Maybe that’s an over exaggeration, but so many people in this space get high A lot On stream off stream They’re [__] fried. I mean some of the phase guys like silky or like [__] any of those guys bro Like you’re just [__] fried while they’re [__] streaming Plenty of both Please check out our sources, but also know this script is written by someone who used weed daily for 15 years before quitting Okay, so let’s get into it But coming addicted by accident Most people slip into addiction gradually and slowly They start using weed for a variety of reasons to experiment to cope or unwind from stress because it’s fun and easily available Weed can make you feel more alive and things more exciting music sounds better. Move is a funnier food is a delight It can be great fun with friends and a major source of comfort The frequency with which you’re consuming weed is the most obvious thing to look out for If you’re the biggest downside that I notice frequently is brain fog and memory like When you wake up a day after being high you’re not hung over like you would be with getting drunk But you feel stupid like You actually feel stupid for like four hours Like it’s not like weed brain like bro like just for in and forgetfulness is another thing Using daily or almost daily. This is a clear sign. You’re developing a problem As a daily user your risk of cannabis used as so why do it? I recognize the downsides, but I really enjoy the I really enjoy getting high It’s like why do people smoke cigarettes if you’re if it’s like cigarette smokers know they’re increasing their odds of getting cancer You know, I mean that’s like my response on why I so get high Like cigarette smokers perceive the pros of smoking a cigarette higher than the cons of getting lung cancer and dying young like That’s what it is Order is up to 30 and certainly a pretty relevant risk since it might take years before you realize the full weight of it You’re developing a problem As a daily user your risk of cannabis use disorder is up to 30 and certainly a pretty relevant risk Since it might take years before you realize the full weight of it So if you’re not careful about it What started out as an occasional high becomes more and more normalized bit by bit your weekend? Yeah No, literally that shit crapped up like crazy When I used to get high I would get high like once a week once every other week And I wouldn’t even think about getting high. I just be like, oh, I got nothing going on today I’m just gonna get high, you know, like whatever And it was normal and then like if I can’t tell you when I started getting high five days a week I could not tell you I could tell you that when I was in college a year and a half ago I was not getting high five this week. I was still probably getting high two three times a week Right, but like I could not tell you that transition from like when I was just like, okay I want I and like I Here’s the problem and this is why I know I’m addicted is I would get high Every day if I knew there was no downsides I would be high all the time if I knew there were no downsides But there is so I know part of me is like this is bad for me But I’m like I still want to do it Ends revolve around weed or shift to activities that you can do stoned Often other hobbies or obligations become less of a priority Then I think that’s where like stoners are really bad is when they become bums I don’t think I’ve become a bum. I still think I’m a very motivated person to do shit like I think it would be different if like I was getting high and just not streaming Like there’s people that I know I know I know I’m not going to name them I’m strangers that just get high. They don’t go live. They get high. They don’t [__] do youtube videos They get high. They don’t make content. They get high. They don’t do work. They get high. They don’t do their school work They don’t study like that’s different The thing that I know I the thing that I know I would do more I would read philosophy more And that’s what upsets me is I love philosophy, but when i’m high, I’m not going to [__] Understand hardcore like fridge. I can understand videos while i’m high of philosophy But i’m not going to read like in-depth [__] You know Chopin hauer. I’m not going to [__] get that so I only read when i’m sober And When I have free time a lot of the time i’m high so I don’t read so i’m not like I’m instead of doing like I guess mentally stimulating tasks So that would benefit me memory and like longevity wise I’m still doing mentally stimulating tasks, but instead of reading or you know Trying to learn how to play the guitar or do something. That’s like a hobby I’m instead just playing marvel rivals or [__] watching a movie or you know something like that It creeps into most a week somebody redeemed heads at that me seeks for the three I’m at college up. That makes sense pretty high right now. I’m there for the set mister of the five That’s what gave you today, but I also graduated college work 40 hours a week I won’t smoke in the am but I do it after work sometimes I feel like some people give stoners to stegna because they’re functional stoners Yeah, well, I mean it’s the same thing of being like dude. I I have my family Half of my family members have been addicted to something right or are currently addicted to something I had known and grown up with functioning Alcoholics like I have witnessed family members that fully do everything and get everything they need to get done But they’re [__] drinkers They all they’re drunk You know a third of the day every day Like all the time bro, and it’s like that’s still not good Is it better than being a non functioning alcoholic or sooner? Yeah, but like I’m still I still get guilt within myself for like being Even a functional stoner Gump up the sub pj for the three. What’s up little firecracker by mouth for 10 hours to make it a cigarette? [__] Joshua up the sub’s edge for the three I drink three beat boxes day am I cooked? Yes That you drink three beat boxes a day I would black out if I drank if I chugged three beat boxes I think there’s an arguable standpoint where you’re like I drink one beat box a day But even then that’s not good for you Right, but you’re drinking three beat boxes a day bro 11 percent. That’s six standard drinks Maybe maybe oh maybe more because if it’s 11 percent Those standard drinks four 12 ounce four you’re drinking 12 ounce 11. You’re having You’re having like nine drinks a day Austin escaped for the sub and they’re also just like Not good like it’s like artificial shit and they’re sugars I don’t know if beat boxes have a lot of sugar But even then scape it ducky even the subrealized for the thrive Hopefully you saw that last don’t only in for the three You’re good at being open about these things people should be able to talk about it more Yeah, no, I’m gonna talk about it more I don’t think this video is gonna convince me to quit meet weed But like I’ll be open about that shit I’m not gonna lie to my audience and say that I’m not a [__] stoner Right. I am David of the three I’ve been weed three for the three months only different site It’s easier to lose weight have social interaction for 70 years deep into a heavy day habit Uh happy. I was able to quit Classic for the three. I want to say modern evidence suggests any amount of alcohol is bad Including so go out of wine. All the evidence was confounded all across bad nursing student Bentley for the sub I think the only thing is like alcohol is bad in general and it kills brain cells and also contributes to cancer But isn’t there like evidence that like red wine is good for blood flow or something Me seeks for the three. I felt most noticed for my friends experience High before I otherwise it’s hard for me to eat buzz to the five someday For a while how to stop so could we become EMC love for the three What if Andre the giant tip of the sub game for the five body instead of being like Chris What what if Brooke was the one needing help to bring the body instead of being like Chris different scenario chat Please refrain from sending bets right now. I really need to get into this video. Chomper of the three 18 guy high once safely Uh, I do it safely with friend stops two days a month is that bad. I have no idea lily for the three So radioactive. I’m at radiation treatment for cancer. Oh, well, I’ve cancer in the chat I hope your mom’s okay man land for the three you’re my role model I should not be your role model brother, but I appreciate that realize for the three Uh talk to my girlfriend now. It’s better. I love the advice Thank you easy for the sub pad and pad made for the sub easy for the sub hairy for the three You can play geometry dash not playing it anymore. If he has for the sub rabbit for the three Uh me seeks for the three gun for the seat chat. Please do not send bets during this video. Please please please please please please Days and finally it’s not that I don’t want them It’s worth two minutes and 38 seconds into a video and I know this is gonna take a long ass time for us to watch It’s an established ritual every day Over time weeds nature changes the joy and hearts Effects dissipate while a comfortable numbness takes over Weet can become your primary method of coping with life, but it doesn’t make you stronger better or more resilient Instead it covers up negative emotions by building a snail shell that you can retreat into Do you have a problem with weed? Super easy test stop doing it for four weeks starting today. Not tomorrow God four weeks a month Of not getting high would be so hard for me today No matter what you have coming up If the problem is like I I know I have an addictive personality and because uh like All I need to be in a different headspace like right now. I’m not high I’m drinking a [__] high caffeine drink that’s making my eyes feel like they’re [__] closing Like I know literally I am always on something It’s like and i’m laughing about it. It’s not good Right like I dude I am always on something I’m always on something not in the sense of like cocaine like I don’t do hard drugs but like caffeine Or it’s caffeine or weed really caffeine or weed Like I rarely do zens ever i’ll do like a zin a month and then i’ll drink like if we’re going to a bar I don’t drink casually but Yeah, man like i’m all I always want to be on something some sort of stimulant Shrooms, I haven’t done shrimps in like over a year Last time I took last time I took shrimps is [__] envy with my friend and I was freaking the [__] out it was terrible I hated it don’t do much rooms um But yeah That feels challenging or you can’t make it out of people do shrimps that shit is terrifying I’ve had really good. I’ve been the most scared in my life and the happiest in my life All mushrooms at the same exact time within an hour of each other Uh, it’s really it’s it you got to be in you got to be in a really really good headspace It’s also don’t do it. Don’t do it. Don’t do not do mushrooms This should give you food for thought Once weed has become a daily or near daily habit the cumulative damage to your life can be profound But first let’s talk about another thing that can become harmful without you Percent off annual plans and now back to weed Forever tomorrow For problematic weed users life can sometimes progress in slow motion The addiction keeps you where you are while your body ages and your friends move forward But youth masks stagnation for years You don’t notice how much weed might be holding you back because if you’re a young life changes by itself The outside world takes on the initiative and provides a lot of support for you You’re surrounded by peers may still have childhood friends progress through school start work or university and find new places and friendships Moving slowly is kind of okay in your 20s as life naturally throws experiences and challenges at you But it’s still not great for you This is the time when your body is probably at its peak and you can use it for things You’ll not be able to do later from sports to dating and staying out late traveling and experiencing the world It’s the easiest time to build a healthy social life the greatest predictor of how happy you’ll be over the next few decades You’ll likely never have fewer responsibilities again. So you can explore the [__] yo, this is act yo, no He’s actually spitting to me right now Wow, hold up Aggress Spending this time stoned with passive activities like scrolling over reposts on reddit is something you might regret later You’ll never get this period of your life back I also think it’s like bro the biggest problem too is like You get in a rut of the same shit every day and making you hot getting high makes me not care Like I could flat out go Um, I love my job. I love being able to stream I could go a month without leaving this room I could go a month if there’s no need for me to do anything or go anywhere And so i’m like, okay, you know, I could just [__] Like I do want to try a month, bro But I know like the problem is like If I get a month, I’m just gonna be like I’m not as well quit I think like more like I do I think I would ever be able to do a week No, or not a week a month probably no not ever, but now no I think realistically I would love to try and cut back to like twice a week And have like scheduled days where i’m like, okay [__], but I do love getting high see that’s why it’s so [__] bad As you age out of your 20s things change If you quit all quit see that’s some empty ass shit Because you you know that i’m not going to so you’re just saying that as a loose promise Because you’re not going to [__] quit don’t put that shit on me Right, you should [__] do your own [__] shit Don’t don’t sit here and be like if you quit all quit Massively around this time most people naturally tone down their weed consumption or quit entirely You’re entering one of life’s great inflection points and you risk getting left behind Your social life is different after 30 Friendships need care attention and active time investment to survive and weed addiction works against you on multiple levels Studies show that for some people weed can worsen social anxiety, especially if you start using more and more And yeah, there’s a lot of introverted people that get high. I don’t want to do anything I’m not I that’s not the social the social aspect of weed isn’t a problem for me I think he was spitting when he was talking about like your life kind of flashing before your [__] eyes Because Like the weed brain the best way that I could describe weed brain is I experience time in the same way as everybody else But looking back at like a year unless you specifically mention events I very it’s very hard for me to recall specifics of things that i’ve done Like if you’re like what happened in the last year I would be able to like tell you about trips and and like big things that i’ve done But I wouldn’t be able to be like yeah like march 10th I [__] went on a bike ride right a lot of people wouldn’t be able to do that But a lot of people would be like yeah, I went bowling a bunch around this time like I would just be like I have no idea It’s a blur it’s gray She feel anxious about socializing it becomes pretty tempting to just stay home and avoid events or new experiences Since weed numbs feelings, it’s easy to push away fomo or guilt about canceling last minute You’ll go next not a problem for me. I’m I like i’m gonna be openly transparent this whole video This is this does not apply to me at all It’s time But will you I don’t flake if I say i’m going somewhere i’m going somewhere. I hate people that flake I have friends that flake. I don’t hate them. I hate that they flake Uh flaking is annoying as shit. I would if i’m going somewhere i’m going somewhere I always want to do stuff too. So it’s like I want to go do stuff, but I want to go do stuff high Like that’s the that’s the problem. It’s like that it goes back to the first thing It’s like i’m not having a problem of like oh, I don’t want to be social It’s like no, I want to go [__] let’s go let’s go do this I’m probably going to eat an edible before we [__] go there though like damn what’s flaking Uh, hey, do you want to go bowling on friday sure it’s monday Thursday we still good for bowling yeah Friday two hours before bowling All right, so uh, we’re all going to be bowling at eight. Ah, I can’t come Ah, i’m busy That’s flaking Speaking from personal experience you may turn into a friend that’s unreliable flaky already shows up anymore But the not mentioning my [__] nip slip damn Or opportunities to hang out with friends you skip the fewer will be there in the future Especially if you do weed alone, it can become the central focal point in your life Reports show that many people with addictions gradually reduce the activities or hobbies They once enjoyed in favor of consuming bit by bit. This can make you withdraw from the people I doom scroll too much. That is true I do I think i doom scroll in general a lot though In your life While this can be pretty bad for your social life in your 20s It may be catastrophic by the time you turn 30 Because in this yeah, because then you’re a boring chud Then you’re a boring chud You have nothing to talk about outside of weed No, literally because if you don’t have hobbies your lane Like you’re a [__] it’s just like loser shit Like if you’re if you’re high from 20 to 30, you never pick up anything. It’s like you’ve never been anywhere You’ve never done anything. You never learned an instrument. You never learned another language You never [__] went anywhere. You never got into a club. You never got into a sport You didn’t [__] want to learn anything. You never even got really into movies You just kind of rewatched the same 10 movies over and over again like it’s lame 30s most people are plenty busy. What does chud mean? I don’t even know. I feel like it’s just like I feel like chud just means loser Chud death Translated English it just means [__] I feel like I need urban dictionary Cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller. No A chud is somebody with no good qualities at all Assholes morons idiots jerks pieces of shit meatheads You’re a chud You’re you’re lame. You’re chud. Right. That’s what chud means. Like I don’t want to be a chud [__] man. Like I don’t know. I think a big thing is like People are I People this is like meeting new people. This is me being like fully transparent When I meet a lot of new people they instantly start asking me about social media Because they want to know about it and it’s like sometimes it’s lame, but it’s like all right, whatever I love talking about philosophy too, which is like very broad and deep but like outside of that I think my other hobbies are just like Movies and shows. I’m not really into sports Right I don’t know like I don’t really have other like what are hobbies like what hobbies do you guys have? Like I don’t collect anything But I don’t know if like not using weed would change that I think I I’ve always wanted to learn an instrument or learn another language And read more philosophy. I think those are like the things that I don’t think I would I don’t think I have the motivation on weed or not to learn another language I think I’ll try to learn an instrument though Music puzzles You do bowling I do go bowling. I think that’s like a hobby, but it’s a very loose hobby Like I go bowling like every other week Like I don’t I’m not really like an avid bowler Right. I just go bowling more than most people do, but I’m not like a bowler um I work out But that’s not really a hobby. It used to be a hobby when I was in high school But now I just kind of work out because I feel like I need to Hmm Gaming I do like video games But I don’t really game outside of stream. I feel like gaming is a lot of association with my job Like I do game, but I only really play like ranked games outside of stream I don’t know what I would get into though Careers partners travel children and their closest friends are now priorities Free time becomes super valuable and casual hangouts turn into two adults comparing their calendars So people in their 30s. I’ve already been doing that chip, bro Somebody’s like, hey, I want to hang out. What do you want to do this or even for streams? I’m like, bro. I got a pencil your ass in I have no idea Way more selective about what and who they spend their time with Smoking a joint drops way down their priority list Even without falling out you may simply become incompatible if your identity becomes tied up with weed Well, I don’t think a primary hangout with anybody you should be Let’s get high Like if I go do something with like eight of my friends Three of us get high and the other five might have a beer or two and then we just do something Like the activity isn’t we’re gonna get blazed. Who the [__] does that? I’m not gonna go It’s not like oh, I gotta pencil you in to go get high like I don’t write that on the schedule Smoking a joint drops way down their priority list Even without dentists I’m falling out You may simply become incompatible if your identity becomes tied up with weed Or when your friends have a lot going on and you don’t this happens a lot without weed But weed can super charge it so many problematic weed users focus on a small circle of I feel like I gotta join a club I almost joined a bowling league in the summer to get good at it Friends and acquaintances who are also using weed This I’m also just not free a lot of the time I know I stream like five hours of [__] day chat But like when I wake up I have to do like two hours of shit then I work out then I stream then I do another two hours of shit And then it’s like okay now it’s [__] midnight like create an isolation trap And I know it’s not like a nine to five, but it’s like I am busy and I think that’s another thing that like a lot of people like my age Or like y’all’s age have it’s like you have a nine to five you get done and then it’s like all right I don’t have time to [__] do anything else If your friends quit or they withdraw to use it a train boxing. I would love to learn jujitsu That’s another thing I said I would want to know But i’m not gonna when am I gonna do that that’s what i’m saying like that’s all that’s what i’m saying It’s like even if I stopped getting high from like hardcore defending weed. This was crazy [__]. No, but literally like I I do want to [__] try this, but it’s like if I stopped getting high Bro listen if I stopped getting high, it’s not like oh, yeah, I’m gonna go take a boxing class I’m done stream of [__] midnight You can face i’m not done stream at midnight i’m done stream at 10 There’s not a [__] boxing class at that time Sudden isolation and loneliness or you may feel pressure to keep you just use that night Using it because you’re scared of losing your friends It’s harder and takes longer to make new friends in your 30s than in your 20s So to change your situation you need courage energy and motivation things weed addiction makes much harder to master Worse still people who feel lonely tend to use more weed to cope, which is linked to even more social isolation Weed can fill the role of your best friend. It’s there when you’re lonely. It makes you feel okay in the moment Your love life can also suffer Social anxiety and complacency is a great motivator to put off dating and having sexual experiences in your 20s And it doesn’t get much easier as time passes In relationships weed addiction can be extremely disruptive Reports show that partners of daily users can feel neglected that couple communication can break down and that trust evaporates The addicted partner usually doesn’t realize how poorly they’re handling relationship issues and can be blindsided when their love leaves them And to be frank in their 30s people want a partner who’s ready to share the growing Responsibilities of adulthood and wants to build a life together the older you get the more unattractive your weed addiction makes you Okay, but who needs friends or love if you have a career, right? Well the achievement delay machine Long-term studies show that heavy weed users are more likely to end up with reduced academic performance a worse education Lower income less savings and less stable employment Even when compared to people from similar family backgrounds and social class Many people with weed addiction struggle to show up for work. They’re not productive. They Feel like that is tier three weed addiction, bro Like if you’re not showing up to work like that Bro, that’s like that’s like bum shit. Like if you’re not you’re always late I’m late to stream. I’m 10 minutes late to stream because I’m doing other shit related to stream Right before stream that I was [__] filming a philosophy video right before that. I was doing another [__] god I’m not just bumming around and being like oh shit. It’s [__] 430. I gotta go live Procrastinate and they fail to meet their responsibilities The consequences of missed opportunities and bad decisions slowly accumulate Maybe you skipped networking events had no ambition and didn’t get promoted or hopped between entry-level jobs It’s also you always say you’re eating why I usually am eating right before I go live But i’m saying before that i’m eating later because i’m doing other shit Honestly, it’s either a I wake up too late or b I took too many [__] Today I woke up a little late and I had four I took four [__] And so that really like delayed my whole schedule of like okay. I’m gonna go live in 430 So I went live 10 minutes late Sorry, I went live 10 minutes late Much harder to build up say the weeds not the reason i’m not even high The weeds not the reason you had four [__]. Yes. It was bad. It was a bad shit They don’t ask brings since the addiction can cost you thousands each year In your 20s you transition from being useless to being good at something And so in your 30s expectations from others and yourself change sharply People tend to cut you a lot of slack when you’re young, but this has an expiration If you want kids you have to quit Well before I would have a kid I would have to quit for like multiple months because that [__] up your sperm Whole another conversation that eight the older you get the worse It feels to compare yourself to peers that are moving on in life and start achieving things And it’s not just career goals If you spend a decade or two using weed or no seriously If you want to have a kid you should not drink or smoke or use marijuana or any like substance for multiple months prior man or woman The time you grow less as a person you probably traveled less went out less met fewer people Had fewer interesting experiences and in a way lived less than your woman specifically too while she’s pregnant But you know man as well peers which all right hold up You grow less as a person you probably traveled less went out less met fewer people had fewer interesting experiences And in a way lived less than your peers which also really becomes noticeable in your 30s In some studies long-term chronic weed users had significantly lower life satisfaction from their motivation I think it’s different because like I do I travel a lot for work And just in general I travel so it’s like but I’m also I would say I’m luckier than the average weed user to because I’m in a different career path and I also I make good money. So it’s like I don’t know that part of the of what he’s saying I understand but it’s like I I think the big thing was when he was like minute three when he was talking about like Life flash before your eyes, bro And then just not picking up new experiences like I will agree with that Like I I would I would do other hobbies Pursuit of personal goals social and love life to careers and options Your life may just overall be much less fun and fulfilling than it could have been On top of all this your mental health is the final thing that you may erode over time the prison of weed What makes weed addiction so devious is how at first it can seem to improve your mental health It can calm anxiety or depressive feelings make you more relaxed and feel less lonely But weed acts on your brain’s reward system and the effects can flip without you noticing Weed can damage your ability to regulate your emotions and can worsen anxiety or depressive feelings and can escalate into serious mental disorders Which you might think that you can self-medicate against by doing even more weed This can impair your coping skills making you fragile and easily overwhelmed Unable to do yeah, you you kind of fall back on weed. You’re like i’m stressed out. I’m gonna smoke weed Instead of actually confronting the emotions feel with stress increase anxiety or depressive symptoms worsen your mood Cause mood swings and irritability The addiction can hold back a dam of bottled up negative feelings that’s ready to crash into you and the people around you at any time Until eventually it doesn’t work anymore Especially during a mental health crisis weed can make things much worse for you On the flip side. There’s research that shows that addicted people who give up weed experience a noticeable improvement in their mental health Here’s the thing all the negatives we talked about missing your life as it flies by Social isolation and not even getting close to living up to your potential are not happening sometime in the future But today no matter your age if you find yourself addicted or in danger of becoming addicted There is a way out It’s not fun and it will be hard you need to quit and the earlier you do the better your life will be Bro, that was like the most convincing case to stop weed that I think I’ve ever seen The author of this okay. Yeah, it’s an ad. I’d always end their video on it. That That was a [__] awesome video though quitting weed is easy. I’ve done it like 12 times As I watch this I realize I’m probably addicted to watching youtube videos seen as some 16 days into quitting after five years of consistent use is crazy Please take LSD slash bad trips It completely changed my life in a brutal overall positive way. I don’t know I don’t think the solution is yeah, you should [__] take a copious amount. That is literally a bot comment. That is a porn bot When I had as it is a porn bot When I turned 27 stop circle weed started at 14 Spooked every single day big amounts brain developed on it really made me around me I quit and was sober for about two years I felt met an amazing woman change job travel around the us continuing my dream About a year ago. I started smoking a few times thinking it was harmless See if I’ll turn it over the past year. It seems taking a toll in my life 30 grateful now Articulate when I’m experiencing given act we did 29 might have been a mistake Something I needed to make I’m 30 now this video is really resonating with me I think it’s like it’s the chronic use that’s bad, man. We’re gonna save this other video for another day, too Uh the [__] ted ed video. It’s only six minutes, but I want to save it for another day. I want to get into fortnight Uh, but yeah, I think it’s like I think it’s the chronic use that’s a bad thing. I don’t think it’s like minimal use But it’s like you could really tumble down pretty heavily same thing with drinking but PJ for the three my suggestion on hobbies eating and we’re going fishing sapphire for the thousandbodies makes me Want to stop using it as often so functions to human but it’s not eye opener. Yeah, no, I agree Why for the sub? I don’t think it makes me want to like quit weed fully, but it’s like I should get high much less Uh try rock climbing at a gym. There’s 70 in jersey. I feel like so this side That would be cool big for the three So it’s looking far too young didn’t necessarily hit in my practice day to day It felt like so many after so many years of drew saturation out of things Can I schedule but vid off after your bed? I took it stopped Uh grace period to inject a little silver two years of the small indulgences breaks always be temporary worth a shot true Sebastian awful with a sub-reach even the three watch your minecraft lucky black video at the end where you’re just cheating Shit was going on wrong that estimated account to gift to tell you this. Well, thank you for the three Yeah, no, I was just trying to beat the ender dragon there. It just was not working fleek. Thank you for the 10 gift It’s thank you for getting us up. Thank you for the 10 gift. It’s built for the three I’m kony and one for the sub captain for the three I think we should be more seen as a roar than an escape Preston and dap for the sub all linden a nine for the sub mr He seeks for the three notes from my friends experience. I did smoke to get high before I otherwise it’s hard for me to eat Yeah, you’re getting a dependency on it. Come for the sub each over the three Uh, mr. Moon for the sub life for the sub. All right. I’m gonna go [__] that we’re gonna hop into the new four night season Maybe level devil as well coming down 30 seconds. Maybe a minute. I got a pest really bad Uh, what song do I play? All right, a rascal and gamer for the sub moon life the sub as well erect for the sub to Uh, what would you do if you caught your teenage son so we could read taking animals tell them to wait I mean, I wouldn’t be like [__] at them, but I’d be like dude. You can’t do this right now. It’s like a health base thing I mean even dude age wise like my brain’s not done developing and I still get high so that’s bad but Sans for the sub well, thank you for the raid And erect for the sub what are edibles? Uh, weed that’s basically been either put down into like some sort of Not like god Friggin oil or they cook weed and what is it like de-carbonate or some shit Uh, and then they they basically cook that weed and then bake it into something Whether it be gummies brownies baked goods or other things So you eat the weed and it becomes something different in your body when you consume it versus smoking weed um So you’re basically getting high from eating weed instead of smoking it Yeah, like butter or something like that aren’t edibles the safest way of consumption Yeah, definitely more than smoking but still All right Chat let’s lock in here today We’re about to play the new fortnight season Maybe some level devil. No way is epic games down again Oh, no, it’s updating bro. I was about to crash out last time we were going to try the new update it [__] Lagged out dude if who’s down again, I would have [__] lost it when he played dispatch next wednesday Today we’re about to run, uh, maybe fortnight for a little bit brought to make him resign [__], we’re about to run fortnight for a little bit and then um Maybe some level devil tomorrow’s going to be amanda the adventure three and maybe um dead cam the horror game Um Friday is a brove you brought sneak saturday’s block wars the charity event for mover mover sunday We’re doing reacts and chat’s favorite snack review monday. I’m off tuesday It’s an early stream we’re doing good night universe my little puppy Uh, next wednesday we’re doing all four episodes of dispatch next thursday’s going to be a random game day next friday Is reacts next saturday is going to be a random stream slash short philosophy stream too And then we’ll go from there Uh, basically back on a regular schedule all the way till january 21st 22nd i might be doing an irl you laugh you leave might not stream that day but for those days, uh, but it will be a youtube video Uh outside of that i’m basically streaming regular. I don’t really know what thanksgiving’s gonna look like yet I’ll probably go live early those days Like the wednesday thursday of thanksgiving maybe take off one or two I don’t really know Depends what my plans are specifically as well But i’m gonna go live either way because I know people have like thanksgiving dinners And I don’t want to be streaming at like 8 p.m. on thanksgiving Ah, hold up Is the new fortnight season good though? Do y’all [__] with it Or no Kinda I feel like everybody’s been telling me to play it so that means it has to be good Either good or really bad One of the two Because why else would people be like yo, you got a hop on fortnight? I mean, I haven’t played fortnight in so [__] long y’all remember when I used to do [__] fortnight, uh Hold up. [__] bro. Done Jesus Is this it? Yeah. [__]. It’s updating It’s at 1% you’re kidding me How long do we think this takes to update 39 gigabytes I’m screaming. It’s at 3% we’ll play it. We’ll play it. We’ll play level devil first alert alert skippity toilet in in toilet shot or skippity toilet in the in the item shop alert alert I’m happy we didn’t play dead cam today. I did not want to play a horror game today Tomorrow we’ll do a man to the adventure though, and if we have time we’ll do dead cam too Otherwise, we’ll just do it next week What is level devil? Uh, it’s basically like a rage game Not like geometry dash necessarily, but similar I guess in function We’ll see we’re gonna launch it while uh fortnite [__] updates Oh, it just instantly threw me into the game. Hold up. I have to [__] I have to tab out of this Wait a minute Boom It’s at 6% [__] All right, whatever level devil time Some people have recommended this game whether or not it’s ass. I have no idea. Oh and now wait wait. Oh, oh what the [__]? Oh, oh Oh Hello Hello, why is this lagging my stream this game is like 420p you can’t even see it What the [__]? Hello? What’s [__] happening right now How do I [__] show my screen? Okay, can you guys see this? Bit for the thrill. I was gonna call it my friend. Uh, he said i’m gonna go drive said careful with his dad I hope that if you get pulled over child endangerment charge, he said you’re kind of being a bitch pulled over him and his dad’s in jail [__] Sugar for the sub praxinable loading for the sub accent for the sub. I don’t really know what to say to that man. I’m sorry um All right level devil chat This is supposed to be a rage game similar to I guess geometry dash. I don’t [__] know. Maybe not It looks like it’s [__] This looks too This looks too simple to to complete I I think i’ve seen this game before This is one of those stupid [__] games where you don’t know where you have to be until you play this game and die a million times Double jump through no problem, bitch. It can’t be that hard jump They can’t move the post Crash out incoming. I’m not gonna [__] it. It’s right when I jump [__] Dude, this is the first levels. Oh just full sprint. Holy [__] Dude, honestly, I feel like I understand the way this game functions. That was easy ass first level spikes Are there just gonna be spikes that come out of nowhere jump Bro, this reminds me of like some lame ass cool math games game that I would play easy You just got to bait the spikes But it’s gonna change every time. I’m gonna jump I’m gonna jump eight jump eight It’s feet it’s safe jump eight Oh jump eight easy Chat they think they control me in this [__] game. It’s not that hard Not that hard I’m literally steam rolling through these levels. Okay, something Chat, there’s gonna be some [__] flabbergasting thing that’s gonna come out of here I don’t think I should just walk down the steps No, it’s normal Unsuspecting tunnel. Do we think that I could just run straight down it? Yes What oh, I have to go into this hole Run dude. I literally can’t run fast enough. What the [__] Turn there we go Now is it safe Yes Push Dude, I’m liking these levels. I feel like they’re not that hard to accomplish thus far Oh Got a real meme or that made this game this ever easy Sprint right through death counters at 10 All right, you don’t need to keep track about oh, I almost just did that raw. You don’t need to keep track of my deaths That’s a bit dickheadish Spoke too soon. You have one tip, but now I’m ace in these levels I feel like my uh my experience playing uh cuphead I feel like my experience playing cuphead has slightly prepared me to be moderately decent at these games That and geometry dash it’s like the fast interactions also with the troll Also with the tr- I really don’t know what I need to do there You just gotta wait. You gotta be patient chat Three levels down. How hard can this game be? Oh, it’s just 14 deaths. It keeps the death counter for me. Who are these dangerous? What do I even need to collect the coins the doors right there? Why am I getting mad? I’ve literally been on this level for [__] one death easy You don’t even need the coins the [__] are the coins for? Oh You can’t give me an invisible bridge that I have to walk across That’s that that’s not even a troll. That’s just lame. I can’t see what i’m looking at Let me guess I just walk straight across Yep All right, so your eyes deceive you in this game chat. That’s why it’s called level devil I shouldn’t jump right here. All right. So the bombs they’re bombs. They’re bad Coins are bad coins are bad coins are bad coins are bad. Don’t oh my gosh Next one Hmm simple enough I’m gonna walk left It’s inverted controls. Is it all of them? It’s always inverted. Oh no Dude, no, my [__] controls are inverted Oh [__] Damn it It’s only one of them one of them to be one of them to be one of them to be one of them to be one of them to be Turn my keyboard turn my keyboard upside down Yeah, you think that’s the solution here? Okay Oh I’m not supposed to know when to cross it’s just [__] doing it. Oh the jump button moves the spikes up. This is not What happened to fortnight? It’s [__] updating And now i’m locked in on this game Okay It’s [__] It’s back to regular controls. Oh, I thought that was the last one It changes it re-invert it inverts and then re-inverts the control Wow, they’re [__] up with the controls like crazy 32 deaths I feel like that’s not bad for the amount of levels that i’ve gotten through [__] easy duty you kidding me just stand directly in the middle Jump bro. Are you kidding me? Well, I Okay, so i’m gonna have to run across when it pivots now easy See dude none of these levels you’re gonna be able to beat first try maybe maybe maybe maybe i’m like First try never mind. I literally just contradict myself immediately. Oh What the [__] you can’t do that What do you mean? And [__] it baits me it baits me. No, it baits me. What do you mean? How am I supposed to [__] it won’t it won’t move back I’m just gonna stand still on the platform I’m gonna not move and see what happens [__], it actually just blows this straight up bait You [__] you [__] Bang. [__]. I beat that level too. Dude. I feel like I beat this whole world. No problem. Are you kidding me? bounce bad bounce bad bounce bad Take a full night jump pad If only I had a glider I could only add a glider I could glide to the end of the level Skip that one You can’t you have there has to be a level of consistency here. There has to be a level of consistency here game What what how the [__] am I supposed to make that? How do you make that? Damn it Just gotta follow it. It’s gonna turn back at some point knew it I’m wondering what the boss level is gonna be like probably gonna be really hard That’s an impossible jump I don’t trust this. Why is that normal Dick Not even hard Good Dude, that one was that one was a [__] walk in the park for that being the last level there How many levels are there chat? I feel like we beat this shit. No problem Maybe not today, but in general. Oh It’s a [__] it’s a portal game But I have to fall to the other Beat the game. Do you think I beat it today, bro? That would take me way too long. I feel like they’re gonna get harder and harder There’s no way it stays. There’s no way it stays like this level of difficulty dude Like What am I supposed to do there? Do I have to wait? I I think I have to wait Now I don’t know if I trust this one Landed it Predicted that it would weave me like that. Okay Dude This [__] game bro Jump This one’s gonna [__] with me too Know it. [__] Stop it Easy I feel like we easily beat this world today though. What the [__] is happening It’s gonna [__] troll me and it’s gonna shoot a gap somewhere else. It’s gonna Remember where that was I think it was like right here No, it’s an actual one. It’s an actual one. It’s this one I knew it. [__]. I knew it was that one. I knew it was that one It’s the one in the dead center when I see it stop. I gotta stop It’s this one Easy last level here. I’m gonna skip that one go second knew it [__], wait Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Hey, and we’re done that dude those portal levels suck. Don’t give me any more of those. That was terrible I despised every second of that. What the [__]? [__]. I’m I just progressively get larger and larger Right [__] Dude Jump that button hit that We get tiny. I hit this and I run back Bang dude. It’s all about memory of what you have to look at Or like what order you have to do things. [__]. I’m like flat Stanley You think I can make that You think I could make that [__] Oh no Dude [__]. I’m working like a [__] pancake Boom Sprint Ooh How to go with the flow there? You can’t just go forward chat. I was too big my head would have hit the [__] block We’ll be all of this world today and then we’ll do fortnight is that fair Or do we want to just run this and try and beat this today do a poll David Bafat over the three beat the whole game. It’s probably like 45 minutes to an hour. It’s so fun I’d be aren’t kidnapped for the sub drake and code for the sub flack and bob aldo Zion up rise with the sub pay for the sub we could just beat this today and do fortnight another day Any philosophy book recommendations? I read meditations really liked it Uh, I mean they have other Marcus Aurelius readings, but I would say like maybe switch philosophers I don’t know like what else have you read big to the three Um, I always say like starting out play this meditation or not play this meditation play this republic’s always good bro What are what are my or what are people voting? Oh shit? I forgot I could tab out 54 percent continue kyle for the sub. We’ll see how long it takes us to beat this first world Free block jump [__] another one three more jump Damn it jump jump jump jump jump jump Mmm jump dude. I hate how when I sprint. It’s not the same. I can’t just sprint jump all of them I have to like stop Run back quick easy Walk in the [__] park that level was think I’ve never done a minecraft quad job [__]. No, it’s inching towards the spikes Dish head you think you’re gonna get me with that [__] spike buddy. That was an easy ass level boom I’m the [__] I was the door. What the hell? Smearnch up this No, I know I get over that I get over that I clear that bitch She so you think the saw levels are gonna be hard buddy. I’ve seen all the movies spread Go all the way to the end wait Chat stops hammy about a red pole mods. Can we redo the pole? Whoo Jump that no problem. Huh? I think it wants me to go down, but I’m gonna go across know it You can never believe what the game tells you Never believe what the game tells you chat See they want me to fall directly down. I’m gonna fall right into the spike Killeen it’s gonna pop up right here New bat Yo, uh turn it on an emote only. Oh, I did the same thing twice Full sprint jump over It’s gonna pop out jump it easy One more We fall right through It’s good. It’s a good spike Bad spike Good spike right to the end chat. I’m understanding the devs mindset in this game now So I think i’m fully prepared to understand this take it out of your emote only you guys were just spamming fortnite So that’s why I was uh put it in there Chat we’ll just beat this world and then we’ll play a little bit of fortnite But I do want to beat this game another day is that fair I do want to beat this another day, but I do love this game. Oh, what the [__]? I can’t run any direction Bro, what? Anyway, I go I die It’s [__] flappy bird It’s [__] flappy bird Little they know I was a [__] goat at flappy bird when I was a kid Thank Interesting very interesting the block moves away last second literally could have never predicted that Go up to the top one And then we’re back Simple Simple and straightforward chat and I understand it instantly flappy bird This is going to be a trick up sorts Easy Wasn’t even a troll level that was just hard [__]. This is actually just flappy bird I love that where you think some spikes are going to kill me See i’m going to steamroll through these once I understand it I’m going to flow now get on fortnite after we beat the boss level of this world This one’s going to move. I feel like it’s going to be this bottom middle block. No it This one has to be safe, but but oh shit I tried to protect it. I just got to go straight for it I think this one goes top that one moves and then I just go to this one Chat’s mad annoying. They are complaining a very a very heavy amount right now I tried through it anymore only I do want to beat this game though Chat you’re literally I don’t know why we’re redoing the pole I’m going to beat this boss level and then we’re going to get a fortnite I do want to beat these levels the rest uh another day though like this is fun as shit Because you just have to learn like the absurd levels they throw you in Ooh All right regular movements I turn into a bird Oh, no, I I change gravity just like geometry dash Huh? What the [__]? You [__] It’s a last second swap. I don’t know how I survived that First try I’m locked in like crazy right now Why did I go sideways? Oh because I have to wait until we’re parallel to each other Right in the pocket Now what that still moves that oh, this is a high IQ level. This is gonna be hard for me Never mind Simple Boom I think I got lucky there Switch switch switch they’re definitely going to change where these spikes move Or that just big hole in the wall That’s fine too I feel like I don’t want to land on this You got to have patience on these levels chat if I get mad i’m going to start failing more 116 deaths That’s [__] nothing dude That’s [__] nothing Regular level three block jump. It’s an ice level [__] Slide jump slide jump Slide jump jump jump I tried to predict it. I tried to predict it and I couldn’t slide jump [__] slide jump Hold steady jump over jump jump jump jump We’re getting so close to the boss level or the world end level. Ooh I have zero gravity I don’t understand And then I gotta float back and grab this one This isn’t gonna bring me all the way to top is it? Ooh Yikes, I don’t understand what I’m supposed to do here This is very confusing for me All right, this flips up. I jump over and then I’m gonna have to go back I’m gonna wait for this to stop and then what? You just jump to the right. Yeah, but I’m not gonna make dude. It’s all the way What the [__] oh, I have to bait the spikes dammit restart pause jump over reverse Here we wait for the spikes and then we jump Now My god. I think I could just glide over. I don’t think I’m supposed to jump there Am I not supposed to jump there chat? Just wait hold hold boom We glide right over to it. It’s a [__] transparent block I should have known I should have known that it was a transparent block that would have moved when I had gotten too close to it I have to continue pressing right click all the way to the other one This is the right one Now this better bring me to the end of the level if I get trolled It almost killed me. Okay Interesting interesting interesting interesting debacle this puts me in it makes me super [__] slow I made it Don’t tell me it keeps [__] chasing me That would really suck [__] having to do this over and over again is going to be [__] unbearable Why am I this [__] slow and then it gives me supersonic speed? I have to instantly jump when I hit that What now whoo no Oh, you dirty bitch land it Simple as that We don’t have many more levels left. Okay. I definitely shouldn’t just go Mm I had a check. I had a check. Okay. I have way. I’m I’m on [__] mercury right now. The gravity is insane Land on this Just [__] myself. Why did I land on it that way? Yep, probably gonna rack up a million uh deaths on this level here Wait until it passes us easy Swap over easy One more swap super simple another one You can one of these take me to the area I need to go That would be [__] fantastic. Tell me this is the right one We’re gonna fall off here Easy I think that was it right. [__] one more level and then we’re on the boss wrap around I understand it Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. I see our I see our playing that I understand what you’re doing I understand what you’re doing I don’t like it, but I get it. I understand. All right All right little to wrap around level here. Let’s just not fall on the death spikes. That would be awesome We uh fall in between the death okay, and they move and they move they move the death spikes move It’s fine. I’m not the spikes the saws. We’re gonna move there. We’re gonna go here They’re probably gonna move again when I least expect it. Never mind Hmm I feel like I had that too dude No, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. We go here [__]. I feel like I could make that. No, we’re not making that. I don’t understand I gotta go here. I gotta stop I gotta bait it How do I bait it? Bro, how do I bait that? Duh You just go back the other way. I’m a [__] dumbass I’m gonna land on this. It’s gonna kill me. I gotta be quick. I’m [__] dead. No, I’m not [__], that was literally Pinpoint accuracy timing where the [__] am I supposed to go here for the last but my ass was gonna walk all the way around bitch You gonna put some spikes there. That’s fine with me Yep, knew that run the other way There’s a spike follow it doesn’t I don’t understand what I’m supposed to do when I get to that bit This one I run all the way around Other one I can just go straight to Oh, but it stops here. Does this one stop? [__]. It goes with it And then I wrap her up. What do you mean? What do you mean? What am I supposed to do there? It’s gonna chase me. That’s fine. I think I need to just stand my ground maybe This one I wait follow with we wait for big spike and then I go simple final boss level on world one of three chat Lock it in five tiers seems pretty straightforward probably gonna do you a cutback of sorts Oh, it’s gonna follow me all oh Am I good to go now? What is the [__] portal block? Wow. This is cheesy. They talk about [__] Talk about [__] cringe. [__]. No, you’re kidding me Jump over I get it now Holy [__]. I must just fell to my death there That was only level two chat. That was only level two. These are bad That was bad There’s a wall I don’t trust this. I don’t trust this I I feel like what am I supposed to go straight? Jump into it that one was easier than the other one This is tripping me to [__] out But i’m [__] crazy clutch with it though Bang [__]. Did I first try that one It’s gotta be bad. It’s gotta be bad. That’s surely gotta be bad. That’s not that’s that can’t be good. That can’t be good That cannot be good. I don’t know what my whole screen’s shaking Oh, there’s a big. Oh, there’s a big cog that’s running directly at me. Yeah, that’s nice What the [__] just full sprint i’m holding the [__] left key Surely I make i’m not gonna make that I am not gonna make that I made it wow [__] miracle reached the first ending. [__]. Is it a nice meadow What was that? I have to get five key after I get five keys. I’m able to escape What is this? Oh, I have to get I have to get five keys to leave In the levels How do I get the five keys in the other ones? Yeah, I have to get the keys in part two and then i’m able to leave okay, but we’ll beat that We’ll do part two and part three under construction You try designing levels quickly. Okay, so this is level three Level devil er and then it’s level devil list balls We’ll play that another day Did y’all [__] with that game? I thought that show was fun It I understand I think it’s gonna get really rage-inducing near the end Like or other levels once they start just trolling you consistently over and over again, but that was fun We’ll play that more. We’ll play on more in the future. All right. Let’s run fortnite Uh or the new fortnite chapter, I guess I learned you can pickled with the sub bb c for the threes and pop it edible No, curly end up with the sub ryan and pickle for the sub Uh phiam anderson hobs uh tv for the three year that jake c might be bisexual Most of you hear the stuff about misgiv the misgiv stuff from like a week ago. Yeah Uh, but I did not hear jake c might be bisexual. That’s great for him. I I You know, I support that I always say everybody’s a little bit gay Zach from the sub makeup of the sex shake your dreads. I don’t have dreads kyle and idr for the sub David with the three beat the whole game already with that. All right. Yeah, we’ll play that another day though Yo count me down real quick 30 seconds I’m pissing for the 55th time this stream surely Uh count me down. [__] chat. It’s here Who the [__] tv doom you [__] TV doom you [__]. [__] the lego footnite skid Not simpson you say I can play as that Gonna actually equip that claim That’s sick. I gotta move my camera over. Yeah claim the rest of these hold up Yo is fortnite hype again now. It’s the simpson season is the entire thing themed the simpsons How does this ship work? We’re on the new fort. It’s the first time i’m on the new fortnite season We’re about to hop into [__] regular battle royale. I guess. Oh, I got I had the dilulu mode is dilulu mode still a thing Oh, no It says games will start in a day. Are they adding dilulu back blue weapons? What does that mean? Dilulu oh dilulu new weapons. Oh g zero build zero build What does this countdown timer of two days? ranked zero build And battle royale I feel like we do do we do like regular do we do regular zero build or ranked zero build? I feel like we’ll just regular as zero build It’s only on the weekends Look at my hype ass character that I got [__] bark simpson should I make him do a dance? Not look at his ass vibe into this shit electro shuffle hit the gritty real quick part He really ain’t hitting the gritty his uh his [__] robotic self since it’s two is coming out too What do you mean simpsons too is coming out too with the [__] simpsons too They removed a lot of the bots so the games are harder now really I just noticed there was 300 000 people on zero build Which is probably the most i’ve ever [__] seen on fortnite in the last six months There’s a simpsons movie too Wait, there’s a new simpsons movie that’s dropping or the new simpsons movie is already out And they’re just revealing this shit Are they’re adding that like portions of whoa everything is themed the simpsons What a can I get out of this [__] dance vote Everything is themed the simpsons that’s actually [__] sick Yeah Yo, this character is kind of lame for not being a simpsons character. Can we agree on that? Yo, y’all [__] with the jays on my robot body while i’m Bart simpsons with the among us backpack Hitting the gritty with Sabrina carpenter and Travis scott while I run through the simpsons verse if Yo This is bringing me back to simpsons tapped out Do y’all remember simpsons tapped out the mobile game? I think it doesn’t exist anymore Yo, all these houses are simpsons How’s somebody already in there? [__], this is Ned’s house. Is he nice? Some lame-ass power ranger stream sniper literally peeked that bitch from a mile away Your ass is dead buddy. Oh your lane is [__] [__] I forgot that I have to deal with stream snipers in this game. There’s no way buddy decided to land where I wanted to land Oh, hit that no Yo, let me heal. Let me heal. Don’t hurt me. I see his weak ass [__], I should have grabbed that first. There’s minis It’s fine Oh, hello Oh, that was a bot [__]. It’s mon simpson It’s me your son bart. Oh, you just give me a big pot. Oh, you’re so nice Marge, you’re so sweet Tell me why I shouldn’t Damn that pitch has a lot of health All right, we gotta get the [__] out of here Yo, is there a Marge simpson in every house or did I genuinely just happen to stumble into net in Marge’s house That’s the simpsons house bro. No way. I just walked into that first try Can I sit in these chairs A blinky fish What the [__] does he do? Chat is the ranger shotgun or the tack better. I feel like the ranger is pretty fire. He had a head tap on that Dude, I love the graphics of this. It’s just like actually looks like I’m in the Simpsons It kind of looks like I’m playing a duped version of fortnight that shouldn’t exist The tax better. All right, good Oh, there’s another guy right there. Yeah, you’re driving the Simpsons people is that Homer? I’m chasing his ass down Go to the ca go to the couch in Marge’s house. I don’t even remember which [__] house that was I Think it was this one over here Does Ned know I killed Marge Probably not gonna be pretty happy about it. I’m at the couch. There’s nothing here. This is Ned’s house Well, which [__] one is Marge’s house Oh, this one Where’s the other family members like Homer and them? What do I Oh, do I need to fill the couch? I need to fill the couch what then it’ll do the intro of simpsons That’s sick if it does that. Oh, you suck even worse Oh, you suck even more than I suck [__] I need to get ammo, bro. You think I could buy ammo from Ned’s lame ass or no You think he’s strapped? Probably not That was a bot. Yeah, I know it was a bot There’s only 25 [__] people left in the game already Yeah, it was the blankie fish good What is the blankie fish do? It grants zero point dashes It’s a mobility. Is it better than these? I’ll keep blankie fish because it’s a fun item that I haven’t used yet Anyways, dude, I kind of feel like Fortnite doing collabs is kind of stupid usually But I like this Because normally it’s like the regular fortnite verse But then there’s also attack on titan I feel like them actually like bringing the whole universe into the game makes it fun The only problem is if you’re not a fan of the simpsons, this is probably lame as shit Wouldn’t that be sick as hell if they actually brought the literal aotverse into the game And they had titans walking around and stuff Like that I don’t think that would necessarily revive fortnite But I feel like that would make the game Like it would it would bring it like a fresh Vibe, you know, it would feel like you’re playing a different game every time rather than like Okay, I’m just using the same [__] weapons On like some lame-ass map that they had a title or lame-ass [__] dude the [__] recoil on this weapon is insane Oh These are bots. I’m also a bot. There has to be another person because I didn’t kill them. I see him That’s a human. [__]. I should have walked around like I was a [__] bot Run I just used the blinky fish for no reason run My god, get me the [__] out of here G-Wagons on its last legs doesn’t matter because now I have the blinky fish And I’m about to be cringes hell and use band-aids You think this guy knows where I went? Probably not. Dude, I haven’t played fortnite in forever One was the last time I hopped on fortnite on stream chat Could not [__] tell you I need better weapons though I think I stopped playing when it was just like dude every season just felt exactly the same You know what I mean? Like zero build Red or not zero build. Um Wait, hold up. [__]. What was I what was I saying? Oh OG fortnite revived fortnite for me for a bit and then it was like, okay OG fortnite’s just kind of like here And then they were going through all the seasons of it And then they were just coming out with like a regular season again, and it’s just felt lame This is kind of fun. I’m not gonna lie I’ll keep that. I’m not gonna use the ranger shotgun. I really need a better AR, honestly I don’t want to drop my bigs. Oh wait, no, that was many What are you thinking about the government shutdown? You know, let’s have serious political talks when playing Bart Simpson fortnite. No, I’ll answer that Uh, I hope it stops uh soon like I I hope they uh come to a greens on something so they could uh Basically get people paid Like it sucks that if you’re a government worker that’s basically being forced to work without pay like yeah, you might receive back pay But I mean you’re basically going a month without pay for an extended period of time That really sucks. Like at some point you’re literally not going to be able to play your rat anymore Okay. Yeah. Do we keep the compact? You’ll do this movement three weapons Put the p90 back There’s only nine left. You should have kept hundred player lobbies. Wait, there’s not hundred player lobbies anymore Is that why there’s only nine people? How many people are in lobbies now 80? Oh shit. Oh, so they made it 80 people and then reduced bot count I don’t think that’s that bad Like I’d rather have more real players in my lobbies, especially in ranked Then hundred players in [__] 80 of them be bots But I will say even in regular mode a lot of these are bots I know it’s to reduce queue time and shit and it’s like for more ass players, but that does suck All right, there’s two real players there I’m gonna let them I’m gonna let them duke this out real quick and then i’m gonna sneak in for a [__] third party Do you think you see me? [__]. I almost [__] died seven health seven health Holy shit, pick that up Grab the band-aids Start healing I’m like in an open window right now. This is probably really bad. [__]. There’s chug splashes Use these for quick shit Quicks is in your game. Oh, really? [__] new way Oh, this only is one [__] bullet What the hell is this dumbass doing? Oh, that’s what he’s doing blow up a scar First game back on fortnite about to get a [__] dub Historical run right now What did he have? He had a bunch of movement items. Is that good? Is the machine SMG good? Uh, the [__] it’s like a dumbass strategy is that how did he have that much health? I know he was chug splashy, bro. I feel like I was lasering him The ranger sold you bro. I should have just used attack What’s training weed do you smoke? Literally anything make for the sub dude for the three Johnny next giant’s uh brady of the sub pickle for the three Fears ago. I struggled with depression suicidal thoughts got to the point daily my house for six months during that time You help me throw up. I just give me a good laugh. I’m better a lot much better today struggle with things I do but you help me a lot more than you’ll ever know well I’m glad I’m able to help me and I’m glad that you’re still here and I hope that you’re getting the help that you need, bro Suicide’s never the answer man. I’m glad you’re still alive man genuinely Electric and crazy to the sub pick off of the sub bb c for the three on drape of the sub Now this season’s fun now That was also just first game impressions, but I am vibing with with this thus far I also did only go to cleatest [__] and evergreen terris Bro, I can I stop emoting please Do you think we’re ever going to get to a point where fortnite doesn’t collab with a president That’d be sick if I could be obama I want to be obama or jfk That might be a bad one Lincoln I’m landing new areas every time They have the theater as one of the locations who teach kids history The lincoln skin would be free the john wilks booth skin would cost money That would be really bad Chuck splash good weapon What is a crusty burger What the [__] this thing gives 30 shield Y’all watch the simpsons. I feel like i’ve seen the simpsons a bunch, but I I much I much more prefer family guy personally, but I do love the simpsons Uh, I wonder if this teleports me somewhere Yes It does I don’t know where to somebody was here though Probably went down this way. [__]. Is this a Springfield sign dude This is nostalgic. No, I did watch the simpsons, but I feel like I don’t know. I know the simpsons is like what is this the simpsons technically the longest running tv show Or like the longest running cartoon at least Which is like awesome? I don’t know if the simpsons has ever maybe laughed though, you know, I feel like the simpsons is very family friendly humor Isn’t it owned by disney as well I’m not saying that family guy is like edgy as hell all the time, but like I feel like I like a Non family friendly cartoons simpsons is like not out of touch with the reality, but I feel like the simpsons has its own like universe doesn’t really tie anything in I don’t know why I almost didn’t grab that. I see somebody over there This looks just like my simpsons tapped out world except if I had no decorations and only roads and buildings and I crammed them two feet apart like I was in uh A dystopian society another person over there You dig in the new map dude. I love the new map thus far. I think it’s fun I’ve only been to like three locations though, but this is nice We just witnessed a murder. Should I rush them? They seem very menacing They also have the high ground now. I’m in the car with this loser Where the [__] are you going? Are you just running away? Yeah [__]. I just what I just watched him die. No, I’m so bad. [__]. I’m so bad No, I’m gonna die No, I’m not I believe bob and weave bob and weave But you’re running from a crocodile This [__]’s gonna chase me. I know it Maybe this chess will give me a god item A [__] pistol This area is unluted though. This is prime time for me Yikes. What is that a big bush bomb? Are these useful? It is a pretty big bush. I will say whoa Whoa That reminds me. [__]. No, this is cmi. I don’t know if I want to tell this story There was I don’t know if I want to tell this story. Um Ah, you know, I brought it up. I gotta tell it. I used to go to this uh fishing club Uh when I was like it wasn’t my fishing club It was like family members friends of her friends you’d go to the fishing club They would have like cookouts and stuff Hold on What are you driving? I’m a clarin um We they would it was like this fishing club. Uh, it was like all guys And if you went to use the bathroom right above the urinal It was like all old men too like some grandpa shit And right above the urinal. I don’t know if you’ve ever been to a place like this, but if you’re a guy there’s like Okay, chance that you have it’s usually like a bathroom where like old men are like golf clubs or something It was just a naked woman And I remember being 10 years old and I would just be like, I need a pee I need to go to the back. I know I need to go to the bathroom And I’ll just stare at that shit at a urinal bro. It was like a picture from like the 1930s dog The bush brought it made me think of it because my god But it was like I remember staring at that shit and just being like wow. What is this? I’m starting a [__] [__] quest No, but I remember dude being like 10 years old. I was just staring at that shit like holy [__] I walked back out and everybody’s like you saw the picture didn’t you and I was like, yeah Bro, why are you shooting at me dummy? Nah now now i’m gonna third party the [__] out of these people No, i’m in the storm. That’s crazy Hold up I’ll continue the bush story in a minute What is this? [__]. They added an infantry rifle back into fortnite Uh, no, but I used to go and stare at the photo and I remember uh I probably got like I probably went there till I was like, you know like 13 And I remember when I was 13, I would look at that image and I was like damn this woman’s probably dead Because it was an old [__] photo Like they put that shit up when that club started There’s very upsetting thinking about it. I’m dead as [__] That [__] at 19 health You again Was she bad? I don’t know. I don’t really remember the photo. You think that shit’s like I got a photographic memory That’s [__] 10 years old I I just remember she was like standing. [__]. Why am I describing this image to you guys? This is [__] gooner questions from chatters right now. Holy shit. What was the picture like? Was she hot though? She was standing she was standing by a wall. That’s all I remember She was definitely dead. She was not in the photo. Um Not in the photo. No, no, no Because she was like that shit looked like it was probably from like the 1950s And she’s probably like 35 in the image And so I was like no shot her ass is alive that or she’s like Straight up grandma Use the shotgun Bro, I I wouldn’t use the shotgun. I even passed one. I actually I might have but I didn’t pick it up Oh, that’s gotta be the [__]. That was just in my game. Why does everybody have this exact skin? What were her knee cap size? That’s relevant What did that damage say? Wait rewind rewind How much damage did that shotgun just do? Oh, there’s a million people over there instant pivot Instantaneous pivot. My god. There’s another person here too. I’m [__] dead as shit. I’m so dead Maybe not. There’s a chance. Let me clutch up like crazy right now. There’s somebody up there. I’m gonna go over here It’s me It’s me but Simpson I mean Except I’m cooler because I have Jordan’s and an among us backpack. There can only be one of us Y’all buy [__] slushy What was this fanboy and chum chum? Thank you [__]. That gives you 25 and full sprint. That’s awesome Chat is the thunder better than the pump or not the pump attack [__]. He’s a ghost now You’re a ghost body here. I could have spawned a rift for 450 [__]. There’s march Head tap 27 damage. What is this game? The blinkfish He threw down a bush Where did he go? He [__] disappeared. Can I blink through the wall? No, I’m getting out of here I’m not dealing with that now. I’m getting shot at by march. You [__] ran away from me. No, you’re you know, you’re dying now No, you’re dying now. No, no, you’re dying. No, you’re dying. You’re dying. Thank you for the crown Thank you for the crown reminds me that fall guys guy Do I get the slurp shit if I topple this? Let me just break one No shield for anybody here Get a [__] over the opponents Hmm Take Is the are the SMG’s really got bad Get the purple awesome G. Where’s the purple awesome G? Oh shit. Take that Shotguns are worse Hmm What do we grab here? I think I’m gonna leave that big pot I need a better AR though. I got a [__] common Should we go to those smoke stacks? Start inhaling the fumes Drink the slurp. Take the tack What? [__]. There’s a person there. Wait Let me be real sneaky here. What the [__] is this? All right, we gotta find this [__] and team on his 10 seconds before this thing runs out I see him Now the jumping around by crazy is so wave Oh [__]. There’s more people Oh You’re fighting each other Is this exactly what I needed maybe he won’t know How is he shooting me through that? All right, one more game Fear for the sub savior for the sub tonics and no one for the sub prince curious in case of the sub chat We should play this another day too. We’re gonna play level devil another day dude. I’m vibing with fortnight again. What the [__] This is fun. You need a shotgun Why would you not have a shotgun because I have slips and other things Change your skin. Uh, dude. I think I’m gonna be Bart Simpson during the bucking Simpson season. Okay Think that makes probably the most sense Do you think New Jersey’s a good place to live? Uh, if you’re from New Jersey, yes It’s about it. Otherwise So now what not no, but it’s like I’ve never met somebody that has moved to New Jersey I’ve met people that are in New Jersey, but live in New York or live in Philly or some shit I’ve never I don’t know. I don’t think I’ve ever met somebody that’s moved to New Jersey in older age Like obviously I have when I was in like [__] elementary school and they’re like, I’m from north to carra I don’t give a shit dummy but um Yeah My friends from south carolina moved in New Jersey Dude, there’s people to have for sure. New Jersey has an influx of people from other states I think it’s a nice state to live in but it’s like I don’t know. It’s it’s an expensive place to live There’s a lot of [__] people There’s like 8 million or 9 million people in New Jersey Most states are not that many people for how small the state is thoughts on canada kit been there a lot of rich white people constant Wisconsin never been all right This is not the time where chatters all start asking me my thoughts on oh, I thought that would be shields Is this gonna be where all the chatters asked me my thoughts on the state they live in? And then people from other countries too thoughts on Belgium thoughts on the Netherlands Never been could not tell you we’re gonna cap this. We’re gonna risk it all here. It’s a bad play It was most definitely a bad play Should not have risked it all that was definitely a stream sniper that [__] was dancing right next to me One more game Wait, stop drop. Thank you for the [__] 25 gifted you goat. Thank you for the [__] stop. Thank you. We gotta stop. Thank you for the 25 [__] gifted You okay with three is there a reason why you upload videos weeks later after stream. Do you need new editors? Do you realize how many youtube videos I upload? I like having a backroll. It’s really stupid as a streamer or youtuber to only be uploading the videos directly after they’re streamed I don’t need to do editors. I have a backroll. So when I’m not streaming my editors could still edit So Some videos are uploaded three days after they’re streamed a lot are like a week two weeks. Maybe three Uh, it’s the priority of which I want them edited right like dispatch. I instantly gave to aden Because I was like, I want to get this edited now, but if it’s like A random horror game like that came out a year ago. I don’t really need like that uploaded right now. You know what I mean? There are streamers that upload instantly after they stream Um, I just don’t do that But like trending games. I’ll try and get out quicker rather than later, but it’s also like Bro, the people that want to watch me are gonna watch me. You know what I mean? I’m not gonna be sitting here being like, I need to get this out right now. So the viewers watch it It’s like if you’re only watching it because it’s the first youtuber to upload it like you’re not really a fan of that person, you know what I mean? Like if they’re like, oh, no, I’m not gonna watch this. I’ve already seen it before. I’m like, okay, that’s fine Wait, thank you for the 10 gifted subs. Thank you for the 10 gifted to where I appreciate that shit Thank you for the [__] subs man You know what I mean. I do say you know what I mean a lot It’s like filler You know what I mean. Hold up. Oh handsome face time to you Dude, I’m literally [__] streaming What did he send me a video of? Oh, no, I do want to play fortnite with him another day Bro, I will for sure play fort with you another day, but this is actually my last game We’ll write handsome after this That sucks. He just started a stream right when I’m about to hop off [__] fortnite. I have dog shit aim dog shit aim hold up patience is key chat on the battlegrounds patience is key on the battlegrounds Wait for the enemy to approach reload enemy approaching paid bots exactly All my viewers are also bots The [__] is the chest so I’m a ceiling Where’s the chest? Some guy was shooting at me. I don’t know if that’s going to be a problem scanning the area Security scan enemies clear Shoot the statue. What does it do? The first headshot damage will hit the Jebediah head [__], so it’s like it gives me protection But I can’t use the item. It’s just like armor The first headshot of any weapon That’s insane I’m taking the thunder shotgun instead of the [__] SMG the SMGs have been failing me miserably Why are there so many chests in this region? Holy [__] Is that another shotgun? SMG not taking it Taking that Upgrades people upgrades. That’s what we’re looking for It’s kara. Thank you for this sub. What are these? What are these? Oh traffic goes Am I supposed to break those? This is the quick mark Where’s the guy? Who’s the guy that runs quick mark? A poo A poo the quick mark guy Dude finding these chests Impossible, it’s got to be downstairs Okay, I’m gonna eat this I’m gonna take that And then we’re gonna dip And I’m gonna go kill this guy over here I see him I spotted the enemy Approaching said enemy. He sees me He is laseering me Get the [__] out of here. Run run [__], I barely I barely escaped death there That was horrifying Striker ar I feel like that’s better than the [__] suppressed ar The hell is suppressive fire doing for me or suppressed fire doing for me Oh no, they’re not gonna do where I am Like I’m getting pinged on the minimap Better shotty take that I need to get [__] eels right now What are those? Are those guys good or bad? They have guns. Oh, they got to be bad You lost the mask because he hit me in the head Or did I drop it? Bro, if that mask Oh no Wait, I’ll have the bots kill him [__], the bots are actually [__] full on attacking How was he how was he not dead? How was he not dead? How was he not dead? How did they not hit him one time? There was three of them shooting at him Eightish square. What the [__] is that name? Get me out of here We’ll play that another day though. That was fun as hell All right Kurt, thank you for the sub. I knocked laser first time I’ve been subbed. I’m 23 drinking the beat boxes That’s for the three I’ll wait for the sub ways. Thank you for the giftids [__], I’m the first streamer you sub to Wow, thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that All right A lot longer of a stream than I thought it would be but [__] dub stream chat Uh tomorrow we’re going to be doing uh, Amanda the adventurer, maybe dead cam Uh, it really depends how long Amanda the adventurer takes Friday is going to be a gamer challenge with sneak Saturdays block wars charity event for mover Uh 60 streamers. We’re going to be trying to raise like 50k plus Wait, it’s cough drop. Thank you for the 10 gifted sub think that we’ve got a sub. Thank you for the 10 gifted tomorrow venture, maybe dead cam friday, uh, brovey broke steaks saturday block wars mover charity stream Sunday going to be early react day and uh snack chat’s favorite snack review monday I’m not live. Tuesday. We’re going to be doing an early stream 2pm esc for veterans day We’re going to be doing good night universal. My little puppy Wednesday. We’re going to do all of dispatch episodes five to three Uh Thursday random games friday next week react Maybe dead by daylight as well Uh, and next sunday is going to be a react day as well early day though because I might Uh Go see a football game. I don’t know. Uh, we’ll see wades and utx with the sub brotha sub All right Appreciate y’all though. Hope you guys had fun streaming art not streaming. Hope you guys had fun watching. I had a fun streaming Um And go out to youtube videos. I’ll be posting on the main of the gaming right when I have speeches prepared We’re gonna raid handsome But yeah, appreciate y’all and I’ll catch y’all later We’re gonna raid at five four three two one. Goodbye chat. See you guys tomorrow
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Stream Start
00:46 Introduction & Weekly Schedule
05:05 Dispatch Game Schedule (Discussion)
12:39 Setup & Keyboards (Discussion)
18:34 Video Rundown
21:44 I Tested Get Rich Quick Schemes
1:18:22 Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Official Trailer
1:26:47 The Complete Supply Chain of Some Generic Consumer Junk
1:57:14 When Chefs Actually Got Caught Cheating in Hell’s Kitchen
2:28:04 The Worst Truth or Dares Ever
3:01:29 You Need to Quit Weed
3:53:27 Level Devil
4:39:31 Fortnite
A big thanks to Everest for uploading all previous VODs. https://www.youtube.com/@Everestjb
Streamed on: 11-05-2025
Watch it live (Twitch): https://www.twitch.tv/joe_bartolozzi
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If your friend or even sibling kills someone and you don't try to convince them to turn themselves in or call the cops on them. You just a piece of shit
1:31:00 in Australia the mine jobs are like 3 weeks at work and like 1 or 2 weeks home. Flights paid free food and accommodation
Bring back the walkind dead 🙂
You know?
THANKS BRADY
How tf is running a bill up to a band a get rich quick scheme😭
Night 49 sleeping to Joe Bart vods
2:28:04 Joe needs to stop reacting to these Ai vids bro, the voice is genuinely so irritating it’s unwatchable 🤦♂️
1:30:01 my god this just shows full well that this moron hasn’t had a real job a day in his life outside of sitting behind a desk
On the topic of Weed this is the realest imma be in a YT comment section. I smoke an ounce in about 2-3 days and it got worse around October of last year when me and my ex of almost 4 years broke up. Before the breakup I smoke an ounce in probably a week but even worse I smoke every blunt 2-3 with backwoods and I understand that its super terrible but I feel like if I quit idk if I could go on Yknow its hard for me to not be stimulated by something not even at work I have to be watching YT or Streams to keep my mind busy I cant stay in my head for more than 10min before I feel like im going insane. If u read this still stay safe and I love u all.
Typed this while smokin a blunt im sorry 😢
When he was talking about the optimal waiting time at a restaurant and if im getting pancakes I shouldn't be waiting 45 minutes (speaking from experience)
2:40:43 "yo, suck me dry"
Tell me why im getting hit with adds e ery 10 min bro
1:31:22
I wanna watch this man play cloverpit for 4 hours and try and reach 1B 😂
wanna play with me and staele fonai?
3:04:01 i was high for 2 years straight and high 24/7 a day every day and i had to go to the hospital i fs waked and baked and it’s not good nothing wrong w getting high a couple times a week tho
more gordan ramsay reactions joey
1:04:22 I’m poor as hell I rather pay 200 then 500+
2:22:14 being a line cook, usually servers will ring in the apps like 10 mins before the entrée, but if it’s busy a lot of the time the apps and entrée will be done within 5 minutes of eachother. 90% of servers i’ve worked with will purposely leave the main food in the heat lamps even if it’s ready, so you have time to eat your apps. so if your food ever takes forever to come out and somehow it’s cold, that’s why
Almost 100k views tuff tf
1:37:24 bro its steamy stacks
4:06:29 bro got the chris barnes scream
I train Muay Thai n a lil bit of jiu-jitsu n I do both high🤷🏽♂️
I’m sober and apparently I got weed brain cause I can not remember anything
A GAME THEORY
Half a million ads in one vid
plz review plant based mammal foods
1:46:34 😂😂😂 two balls 1 bannnnnaaannnaaa
Fnaf doesn’t need to be gory its not that type of horror
27:09 new laugh unlocked
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W gim
Bro I could eat 6 junior cheese burgers an hour easy 😂
2:15:15 as a catholic I do believe some parts of the evolution theory because of the sheer amount of evidence but I do still believe God made us and who knows in the Bible it says he made earth in 6 days but for God 6 days could have been millions to millions to billions of years and also Jesus was a real person and etc just him actually being the son of God is the question and I say yes
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im telling you with ai and how good its getting the future scams gonna go CRAZYYY likw were all getting scammed when were 65+ years old
58:49 Bad time to laugh Joe😭🙏
1:00:00
is the dad unable to recognize his son's voice?
7:22 Song???
2:28:38 I used to live in upstate NY and was supposed to get a senior trip to the Galapos Islands but due to covid the trip was canceled 🥲
I'm the same age as joe? I didn't know he was 21
1:29:36 This video on a paper shredder is very reminiscent of the essay I, Pencil by Leonard Read. It basically talks about the "invisible hand" through the production of a pencil.