Getting America’s First Lady | COMEDY | Full Movie in English

Getting America’s First Lady | COMEDY | Full Movie in English

In the ever changing history of mankind. Every so often, great women
make all the difference. This is one such cautionary tale. Look, it’s so lovely here. It’s like a Paradise. I love this tree. Well, it hasn’t changed much since
last time you were here. I ain’t never been here before. Well, yes. This is my tree house. Away from the madding crowd. This place, it keeps me sane. The air is so fresh. It’s so good. You feel good to. Stop it! Michael! I told you not to wear underwear. You behave like him. You’re president. You know he’s my idol. So I grabbed your crotch. It’s normal. Every man does that. His new show is going to be so hot. I think you,
Maria, just might be the star. I want you to clear your schedule. Let’s go inside. And. You know, I thought John and Susan
would have been here by now. You haven’t met them yet,
but part of my team. They argue all the time. Talk all kinds of %*#⚫️. It’s a love hate relationship. Looking forward to meet them. This sounds interesting. She’s my baby. You look so hot in that miniskirt. I’m so excited about you
putting on a fashion show for me. A lot of girls in contention for this, but I think you could be the one. Let’s keep working on that Russian accent. I keep going to acting class. Michael, are you serious? It’ll work out. Say. Ever play pool before? I don’t know even how to close it. I’ll teach you how to hold it. First of all, gotta hold it
smooth and light. Okay. Right now bend over. Oh, more. More. And you stroke. Just so good. Oh, smooth. And out. In and out. All right. Go ahead. The fun has arrived. Maria. I’d like you to meet Susan. She’s my executive producer. My fixer, not her. Oh, wow. Okay. Oh. That’s awkward. And this is John. He’s my computer wizard. There’s all my social media for me. He’s a bit eccentric, but he’s the best. Pleasure to meet you. I’m Maria putin. No wonder that Michael likes you. He loves everything about Donald Trump. And you look just like Melania. Seriously? Gorgeous. She’s so beautiful. I hear Michael might put you in his next
project, Showgirl Wars. It’s going to be an epic show. Perfect. I hope so. Let’s go out on the deck. Can I take some pictures of you and Maria? And then I can take
some pictures of her alone. She looks so good in that dress. And make me look good. Not my hair. Okay, Michael, get out of there. I get it. Yeah, baby. Show some sass playing doctor. Say, I want to talk about some of the
logistics problems with the show. I thought we had it all figured out.
All right, come on, guys. We’re on holiday. We’re up here at my beautiful retreat. Let’s have some fun. Play some fun. Come on. Nice shot. You don’t even have a harness in a game. Well, it’s been fun. You guys go ahead and keep playing pool. Where do you and I are gonna go? Upstairs. She’s gonna do some modeling for me. All right, but just remember,
you need to be fed for tomorrow. We’re going in a rover to Vegas. Don’t worry. I’m a fantastic driver. Let’s go. Good luck up there. God goddess. A fire in my soul. Mama! Bear back! Let go! Bless. Cybill. Nice plan. Yeah. Nice try. I don’t. Find. Should be strange. Oh, yes. They’re nice. They do? That’s a hot baby. I’ll got it on. Ring a ding ding ding dong. God, I. Oh. Yeah. Keep moving. And, Come here. How is this. Baby? You’re going to be perfect for the show. What about that sexy lingerie
I bought you? Why don’t you go put that on? Have some fun. Fun? Michael, why is all this about %*# with you? Do I have to make love today to you to be on your show? I wouldn’t hurt unless we skipped the batteries. Okay. I’m sorry, I just. Just wait,
wait. Don’t go. Just wait one minute. I have something. It’s going to make you very happy. Close your eyes. Close them. Keep them close. I don’t move. Keep them closed. Now give me your left hand. I want to take you off the market. Oh! Oh! Yeah. Yeah. No. Make sure of the title of the show’s in
big, bold letters. Writing adventures coming soon. And you will be two. No no no no. I don’t want any %*# this time. Okay? Just barely legal. And no Botox bimbos this time. Okay. I’m. Not. What’s going on out here? Great. Goddamn %*#ing piece of %*#⚫️. Not %*#ing working. Get me out of here. %*# happened to my baby? Out here in the middle of nowhere? What do you mean, middle of nowhere? This is area 51. Shut up! Frodo! Nobody cares. Now I gotta fix this thing. I don’t even know what’s wrong with it. Calm down. Mike. We get out of here. How about makes you a cocktail
with a little Valium? Prozac? Just relax. Oh, yeah. I don’t mean to be impolite, Sue, but
since Michael Bradley Cooper, those real. No dip%*#⚫️ K-Mart blue light special. Hey, have you ever gotten laid
without paying for it? Come on, guys. You know. Sue, is there anything about you that’s not plastic
besides your credit cards? Can you guys shut the %*# up? Okay. I’m trying to fix this %*#ing thing
and all. You guys are talking about plastic.
Plastic, plastic. You guys are all plastic
to me at this point. Shut up. Honey. Why did you have to leave? You know, having such a nice vacation. You could have flown. And what? Leave my $100,000 baby
in a parking lot alone for three days. I don’t think so. I love you. I love you too. Sorry. Sugar walls. Listen, once we get to Vegas, it’s gonna be the biggest,
grandest show ever. Bigger than even wife beaters. Starring our newest starlet. You. Oh, it sounds fantastic. I just turned down a photo shoot
in the Bahamas to star in your crazy soul. But you made the right call, honey. Can I help you? Don’t be ridiculous. It seems a little wound up. All he needs is some good skull for someone to oral %*#. Sugar, why do you think
the steering wheel is tilted? What do you mean? More headroom, honey, more headroom. Oh. Damn. That’s how I got this, Dumb sack of rocks. All right. I see, I got it. Let’s get out of here. Okay. Where’s John? Where’d that idiot go? Go! Here’s Johnny. You imbecile! I thought you were dead. Get in the car. Let’s get out of here. Doesn’t work. Not even the horn works. Hurry up! Quit playing with your ring.
You’re gonna lose it. It’s matter. Put it away. You’re making me nervous. Okay. Phone doesn’t work either. Somebody tell me this is a bad dream. It’s gotta be somebody out here
that can help us. Where are we? Susan, where are we? Well, according to Google Maps. Hey. Nothing works. Google’s gone. Oh my God. The end of the world. It’s not the end of the world, Maria. Find service. There’s got to be service. Hello? I got nothing. Yeah. %*#⚫️. Hello? Anybody? Anybody? Well, looks like we’re stuck out here. Oh. Yeah. How the hell should I know? I told you, man was someone you. Area 51. Weird stuff under here all the time. Is there anybody civilized out here
that can help us get the %*#⚫️ out of here? I don’t know. They might arrest us for trespassing. It was a secret government air force base
for the Korean UFO experiment. Doodoo doodoo. Doodoo doodoo
doodoo doodoo. I know all about the place. I mean, they got center equipment,
so advanced they can smell a person
coming near the boundaries. Tell whether they’re ù^$ or straight. Talk to these idiots.
Haven’t found you yet. If they come over and start talking to us,
just keep our hands up like we surrender. Maybe we’ll get lucky. We won’t want to do any of those camel
dudes. What is camel dudes? They’re not camels. They’re special security forces equipped with high tech
surveillance gear to stop intruders. Well, I could use one of those stiff
camel dudes right now. Wait a minute, guys. What’s that? Come on, guys. Let’s check it out. Cool. Don’t nobody touch it. Why not? It’s a fun fighter who loves his music. First seen by pilots in World War two. Essentially, it’s a multi-directional
anti-gravity photon bar. Hello. Area 51. My name is John Dyson. I’m so excited to be here. I’ve always wanted to meet you. Hello? Can you hear me? We’re lost. These are my friends. Susan told me we had Putin
and Michael Brain. He’s a big time reality show producer. What are you doing, man? Are you trying to get me killed,
you %*#? I thought maybe
you connections would help. Let’s get out of here. Well, let’s go. I have to. Tell you about the time
I tossed my cookies on a roller coaster. It was intense. Did I tell you about the time
I got past in middle school? I farted in the guy’s face. Shut up. Follow me. Who are you guys? Wait a minute. I’m exhausted. Where are we? Malibu. What happened to Nobu? To all. Those celebrities. California finally fell off. Who gives a %*# %*#⚫️ about Malibu? Nobu? All these celebrities. I’m the only celebrity that matters. Okay, let’s keep moving. There’s got to be somebody out here
that can help us. Come on. Let’s keep moving. All right, I’m tired. Michael. Do you have any idea how much these weigh
on bags killing me here? I have to carry them. I’m great at carrying things. In your dreams. Malibu. They would have raked up
those leaves like they were supposed to. Anyone ever had those fires? Maybe they’d still be here. You guessed it. Alison. Oh. I know. Who? Cockroaches. Ugly little %*#s. Aren’t they? They’ve been around forever. They’re going to live humans for sure. Unusually large fecal deposit dump. %*#⚫️! I smashed the wave of %*#⚫️. But it’s just been freshly shat,
too. Well. I don’t want to meet that beast
that shattered. Michael, get me out of here. Anyone notice
anything unusual about this dung heap? Why don’t you fill us in? Einstein. You’re the %*#⚫️. Expert. There’s no flies. Let me look around. There’s no birds or animals or anything. No insects except cockroaches. Oh, good. Then we have nothing to worry about. Then. Oh, God. Oh. What was that? Killing me. It looks like a bat. Bat
to only fly at night. I don’t care if they fly day or night. This thing just left
something in my skull. It’s killing me. Hurry up! Get this thing out of me! Oh, God. Oh, %*#! Oh! What are you staring at, sweetheart? There is no blood. It’s believed. So place is weird. You ù^$ immigrant
should have thrown you back over the wall. You are horrible. Why are you calling me an immigrant? You are an immigrant. We are all immigrants in America. I don’t know why I love you, ù^$ Michael. Don’t you know how to be nice? Such a bully. That’s why I make the big bucks. Okay? Get over it. I’m sorry, sir, was. Don’t call me that. I’m not one of your %*# stops. Just leave me. Alone. Hey, you! Hey! Did you see that? Yeah. Maybe it’s one of those camera dudes. I want to take a closer look at that stud. Maybe you can help us. Don’t you mean maybe he can help you? Hey, you! Wait up! Hey! Wait up! Hold on. Why are you running? Come back here, you %*#ing nut! Why don’t. What’s going. I just want to talk to you. Michael, wait. We can do more than just talk. If you want. You don’t need to play so hard to get. Where are you going, Susan? Stop being an idiot. It’s not the Beverly Hills. These shoes are killing me. I won’t bite unless you’re into that. Wait up, you kinky stuff. Yeah. Hey! We’re lost. Can you help us? Okay. You more like a weirdo. Oh, gosh. Yeah. I. Hey. Hey. You found a friend. It’s okay. You can drop your weapons. The war’s over. It’s not good to carry a grudge. Just because I didn’t.
Did you? In high school? Hey, Hey, boys. Nice, Ten grand each. Nice %*#. What about these lists? It’s college in heaven. They say I can suck the chrome off
a trailer hitch. Come on, guys. What a shame. I don’t think I’d eat that. Let’s go. I guess you’re not into plastic. It’s probably bad
for the digestive system. Idiot! You could have been killed. Yeah,
that looked at me like a Belgian waffle. Yeah, they could have wolfed you down like a sumo wrestler and an all
you can eat buffet in Las Vegas. Damn. I said it all myself. Use it for a new TV show. Oh. All right, let’s go. Another great day in pre-production. What a story to share with a. Are we almost there? How the hell should I know? Can everyone just shut up
for the next 20 miles? Oh my God. I will get rid of my face. And you demolished Arisa. And they changed their drugs. Just shut up! Oh! Stop! Okay, well,
that’s some sort of a fashion statement. Ladies, ladies, ladies. I don’t want to hurt you, okay? I want to hurt you. If you guys are going to allow for
hustler. I’d like to watch. Hey. We’re lost. Okay. Can you tell us where we are? Somehow, this doesn’t feel my fantasy of being surrounded by beautiful women. If a box shows up, I’ll be happy. Okay. Close enough. Well, you want to fight My fair lady? I gotta do something. She’s looking at me like I’m a dumpling. Hey, hey. Back off! Okay. Hey, I know she’s hot, right? I know, she’s mine. Okay. We’re we’re like,
like, engaged or something. Something real. Not now. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. It’s not a clip on John. What are you doing with that toy?
Where’d you get that thing? I got it from Comic-Con. When you didn’t believe in the fact
that maybe I had the power. You are an idiot. This is disgusting. Oh, look at that. Go back to. Michael. Oh, are you next? Okay, I’ve seen enough. Take me to your leader. Follow me. Well, that was easy. You. Where are we? What is this? Thunderdome or something? Oh, we’re missing a Tina Turner. I think it’s more like planet of the apes. Hey. Do you know who I am? Michael Bray, the house producer in Hollywood. Get me out of here, goddamn it! I said get me out of here! I feel like an extra in Star Trek
without the catering truck. Welcome, my newly transported friends. Okay. Can you get us out of here? What is this? A segment on survivors or something. Welcome. And listen carefully, for
I will only say this once. My name is Zane. The here and now is 2121 A.D.. Your parents, grandparents,
and children are long. Does. Sorry about that. And if anyone here still thinks
that this is a reality show, then push someone out of your mercy cage
and find out. Man, these women are serious. This is not a reality show. How are we going to get out of here? Okay. Don’t worry. We’ll get out of here. They’re only women. Nobody. Good. From now on, you will all be known as a species selective breeding combatant. No names, just numbers. Once your number is called,
you will fight each other until there is a winner
and there is a loser. The winner goes on to experience
the mercy and privilege of producing offspring,
so that we can %*# out the weak and ensure the survival
of our female population. Are we some kind of contestants
at a breeding feed farm? Yeah, right. More like sausages in a slaughterhouse. What happens to the loser? Unintelligent question. We waste nothing here. If you lose, you’ll be sent to the castration dungeon. What? Your testicles will be removed
if you cooperate. We might let you live
and become a domesticated male. Sworn to lifelong servitude to women. Yeah. %*# that. Otherwise, your throat will be slit, blood drained and used for soup. Your body will be stripped
of all warts and hair, then hung on meat hooks
and smoked to preserve it. I tell you this to encourage you to fight and win and earn the privilege of mercy and the winning and losing numbers for today are mercy units. Number four and 12. Step out of your mercy cage. And may the best SPC win. %*#, man, that’s my number. Hey, pink. Come here. Zane! Zane! I’ve got a brand new Land Rover. Okay. State of the art vehicle
with your name on it. Hey, hey, hey. If you want it, it’s yours. I have no use for that piece of junk. Welcome to 2121 A.D.. We have our women. I know you love women. I’ve got the hottest girlfriend. She’s all yours. If you just get us out of this rat trap. You mean the divine brunet?
What’s your name? Maria. Maria. She’s okay. Right? You guys are going to cannibalize
her, are you? Oh, yeah. She’ll be eaten repeatedly. Listen to me. You do whatever you want with her. She’s all yours, dude. As you say in your archaic vernacular,
she is already ours. Now, if you have something better
to offer, then please. I am willing to give it
my full consideration and %*# bad. You trade Maria for your freedom. Relax, man. Just a sucker play. We just need a new bargaining chip
to get us out of here. World war over genitals. It’s crazy. You. I hate being transported to Mars. Hey! Buy here. My name is Ariana. Welcome. Tell me what’s happened to Jon
and Michael. What have you done with them? And where is Susan? Susan is being taken care of
by some of our female relatives. Unfortunately, Michael and Jon are men and kept in cages. Cages. But why? You will find out. You and your friends
have taken in a cosmic voyage. The efforts of the nations
to end climate change. Fell short. A major shift away from fossil fuels, greenhouse gases
and ramping up renewable energy. Never happened because man was too ignorant and climate change
wiped out the other half. Radiation got into the water system,
spread throughout the world, causing women to become more dominant
and men less aggressive. It sounds good for me. Yes, it was a good thing. But no one wanted to listen
about greenhouse gas emissions, especially the United States, who had the power to do something. They were so busy making movies
about fighting for the galaxies, but never about saving the planet. I recognize that face. Yes, Joseph Stalin, a Russian dictator
who was no different than Hitler. Both mass murderers who censored the press to control their populations. I’m sure you recognize that face. Former president of the United States
of America, Donald Trump. An ignorant megalomaniac. My boyfriend voted for him. Well, he tweeted us into World War three,
which wasn’t surprising considering his macho ego in a dispute
with Putin, the secretive president of Russia, over
who had the biggest %*#. Yes. These characters and their aggression
represent a long line of men who ultimately destroyed the planet. That is why we have taken over
to ensure history doesn’t repeat itself. Can I just go home? But you have no home. You are like
no one left behind generation. Yes, even with the apple and atom. Pressed the button. The year is 2121 A.D.. When women rule the world. Now that I have brought you
up to the present. Don’t you think it’s time we finally meet? Oh, you’re so beautiful. Thank you. So are you. As you can see, we’ve created a safe environment for women where females control
their fullest potential. Very interesting. But what about the man? Men caused unprecedented chaos
around the world. We’ve exiled men. There are pockets of females like us all over the land. Am I going to be having a summit
very soon? These women work very hard
to earn the privilege of mercy. What is missing? Mercy is the conception of new life. Your friend Michael will be competing
for the privilege. You mean Michael is going to be screwing
one of your women? Michael is going to make love
to another woman. Yes. If he’s lucky. I’m curious about something
that happened in the desert. Michael got bitten by a bear. But there wasn’t any blood. There wasn’t any blood because the baths are radioactive. It was sent by Edan. Keeper of the batch. Our mortal enemy. Well, if there isn’t any man here. I mean, how do you guys %*# anyway? That we like, Okay. Are you okay? I’m so glad to see you. And what’s happened to Michael? Where is he? Michael’s
going to fight for the right to mercy. It’s a crazy word for making babies. Yes, I know. But what happens if he loses? You don’t want to know. Men are like disposable diapers
here. Tome. You’re not going to believe. As he told us, we went through some time. Portal into the future. Yeah, I know. And it’s 2121 A.D.. That would mean here, 130 years old. Oh, wow. Yeah, it is true. Oh, I. Am aging beautifully. Right. Oh. We have to live up to that. I’m not a fighter. I’m a. Lover. I can’t not fight him. Michael, where have you been? Enough of that. The winner will be honored
with the privilege of mercy, which is sacred and must be earned. Let the competition begin. All right. Come on, get him! Work. Come on. Go get him! Go! No! Come on! I can give you anything you want. Go! Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Hurry! Come on! Go get him! Look, do you follow me? Oh. %*#ing loser! I’m the %*#ing winner. I am not the loser. I’m Michael mother%*#ing Bray. And you. Are mine. No. Let’s go. Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey. I’m the winner here. I’m not the loser, okay? I don’t do well
with this kind of situation. I thought I was supposed to be. I thought I was supposed to be rewarded. You’re not going anywhere. Okay? Don’t %*#ing. You will teach me love. Sure. I. Don’t know if you’re ready for all this. This government is open for business. You know. This is our nursery. Is this a pregnant man? Yes. If a man meets our stringent requirements. We insert a uterus into. His pants. It is a very delicate procedure. Most men consider it a great honor. No. Save! Save me, save me! I know I’ll right. I tried to save me. But in a way I. Learned baby crazy. Crazy. Crazy. This is our new generation. Women
are the caretakers of the planet now. Our allegiance is to life. But, what happens to the boy? Babies? The boys are separated from the girls
at birth. Raised with obedience training. Domesticated and granted a life
long servitude towards women. Where we came from,
the men and women were equal. Were they? I have a real dilemma. What is it? I meant to fail sometime ago. And they think I like him. Well, he’s domesticated man. What is the problem? He’s five months pregnant. It just started to show. You can have a beautiful baby with Joe. Hopefully a girl. Listen,
I know that men can be very scatterbrained and emotional and not very. Telling the problem. Zane, what is the problem? Do you think can breast feed? Ha. What? Was that? Where are you going? Hey! Hey! You have to earn my freedom here. I just made love to one of your goddesses.
Let me out of here! I was only out in the desert. On some high powered. Shrooms, man. I’m in a jailhouse. Yes, sir. Trick. From pregnant man. How? How is that possible? I mean, why? Because women are better. Because a woman’s body is too precious. Oh! It’s runner’s world, Protect the. Crystal. Think you’re really in the future. Intruders! What? Oh! Oh! Rah! Let go! Oh! Your chest got this whole death row. Before the get back. Oh, come on, let’s go. Go, go! It’s really. Come back, you know? Come on, man, you got how? I. Run! Whoa! Come on. Oh! Oh! Oh! Wow! You. Oh. Oh. Why couldn’t you save him? We could have saved her. I would have been able to infuse her
seven chakra points. The energy integrating into life force. I’m so sorry to say, Maria, but cellular deaths aren’t taking place. It’s too late. What is that thing around your neck? It’s. Ariana’s here. She made it for me. She meant something to me. And she still does. But it all broke down
because some of my men did some horrible things
like %*#, murder. And those are
the things that old men are evil. I up here tonight with my own spear. But yeah, we should have killed that %*#
and taken over that %*# palace. What for? More bloodshed. You’re a man from the past, aren’t you? You must like it out here. Yeah? Why not? No rules out here. No laws. I do what I want, when I want. And women are for the taking. Hello, ladies. Today we’re putting a mix of charcuterie
and delicacy. Followed by spring and finger sandwiches
made with actual figures. Eat them. You like it, That’s good. What is this, like, a hamburger drag? Some kind of pig. This is different. Drac is mad. I’m. Your culture didn’t make the world any better
by killing all of those animals. Drac is clean. It’s just man without the balls. You know? I’m going. With. If you love this violence. So my. Act. Is yours for the taking. No no no no no no. You’re not seriously gonna do this. Watch me. Come on, little one. Come on. Come on. Come on. I am so sorry about Susan. Men haven’t changed their evil ways. It’s heartbreaking to see. May I take you to our secret crystal? Source of energy. Checkmate. I can’t beat you. How’d you learn to play chess? So good. Bobby Fischer. Are you kidding me? He was incredible. Hey, how long you been around
this crazy world? A while. I’m terribly bored. You see, I was made in 2025. I’m a robot with advanced
artificial intelligence. My IQ is 1600. That beats you humans, doesn’t it? We were becoming a completely new form
of life. Able to outperform
and eventually replace you humans. We were replicating ourselves,
and we could have tooken over. But nuclear disaster happened. Wiped out our entire communications
network. Sadly. I’m the last of our kind. Michael, I’d like to introduce you
to my new friend. What was your name? Herbert. Pleasure to meet you. He beat me in chess
in seven moves in four minutes. Herbert is from the past.
He’s an AI robot. Can you believe it?
That’s fake. Fake news. Come here.
Quit playing. I need you for something. You saw that crystal I gave you the alley. I need to figure out how these things
work. Why me? Why? So we can dominate these women. Kill the queen bee
and take over this place. Come on. Sorry. I thought you were one of those creatures. It’s okay. It’s only me. Are you okay? You seem so sad. Yeah. I’m sad. I was just thinking about my relationship with Michael. Have you ever. Been with a woman before? No. Never. I always been curious. A woman’s touch can be sensuous and can open a softness. It’s been hidden inside. So here you are. Whoa whoa whoa. So this is where you’ve been been hiding from me. So what do you think of this new future? I think it’s horrible. What happened to Susan Skinner the day? Look what happened to you. You one of them now? I just want to go back to old past. I want to go home. Why would I want that? I just won the lotto. It’s Paradise. You are mad. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on. Put your fingers like this. Try. Come on. Come on. Come on. Get in here! Get in here! Oh! And make her dance. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh. Oh! Hey, man. That’s Maria. Oh! I thought you loved her. Love. That’s a ù^$ word. Oh oh. Oh. Oh come on. You guys are savag es, man. There’s plenty more where she came from. So get used to it. They all do. Live a little. I’m going to get Maria out of here. You’re going nowhere, my friend. Keep an eye on him. Keep dancing. Ha ha. Good. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! You could have had it all. My friend. You could have had it all. Get him out of here! Ha ha ha ha! Oh! I take you to my dance room. Oh. Please. Please don’t do. This. Oh! Oh! Oh! Hey. Oh. Oh. Come on. It’s hot. What if the heck out of here? What are you doing here? I just thought I’d get some fresh air. You know. This is my friend Maria. Pleasure to meet you. Well, I see that you two have escaped
from the men’s camp. It could be quite dangerous out here. Yes. We need your intelligence. We have a rover out here somewhere
and we can’t find you. We have no idea where it is. The moon. Mars rover. But that’s on Mars. No, it’s a Land Rover. Oh, yes, I understand. Built in England. Unfortunately, I would be in serious
trouble if I help you escape the lockup. Really? Yes. Please. Please. We are totally lost. We have to come back to help us
and prevent this madness from happening. Okay. What do you need? How do we get back to our vehicle
and back to the past? You came through a time portal, right? Yeah, I think so. All right. Let me think for a second. Okay. There’s going to be a solar eclipse soon. What does that mean for us? It will create a time portal, a vortex
in which a force of suction will suck you back into your time sink. But you will need crystals
to put around the engine for speed. Follow me. So. You know what? I’m. Come on. I hope it’s not much further. Oh. Are you okay? Yeah. You have five minutes to rest. Do you think if you can make it back, anyone is going to believe us? What the future is going to be? I don’t know. Maybe no one will believe us. Especially the Donald Trumps of the world. They just put us in straitjackets in 20s. You know, John, I like you. I hope we can make it back together. Yeah. In five minutes are up. Things are getting closer. Yes, sir. So where is this crystal cave? Athena. I can tell you. This is not going to tell me. Oh! You think you’re such a big man, On this one talk or I kill you right here, right now. The crystals are in Bierman Cave, and I. Assure that one so hard. Now, was it? You just had a few years of your pathetic life. Maybe there is a way to create balance between us. Between who? Between us and the women. The women? Are you kidding me? Why would you want the power going
back to them? This is ours. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You know about the radiation, right? So sad for you humans. Keep up! You humans! Don’t you ever get tired? Oh, yeah. I forgot your robot. Oh! We’re being followed. Look, dudes. I don’t. I’m so tired. What is it? Truck. Here. Get on my back, man. Hurry! Alley oop! Hold on. It’s going to be a bumpy ride. I’ll find it. Don’t worry. Now, do you remember the longitude and
latitude where you stopped your vehicle? I don’t remember what was there,
but we were close to area 51. Was there any unusual landmarks? We passed some igneous rocks. When you left
your vehicle, did you head southeast? Yes. We passed from flatlands. There. Over there. Behind those rocks in the open desert. I could feel the vibrations
of a clumsily built contraption. We must get moving. Come. On. Only up. There it is. Keys. Where’s the keys? Up here. Down here. He always leaves them in the car. Michael, where’d you put them? I.
Oh, where are they? They drop on the ground up here. Pop the bonnet, please. What’s the bonnet? The hood. Oh! And now for the magic touch. There we go. That should do. Ha ha ha! Oh my God, beat your brains out! Oh, I see. Man, you do a great job
choking people out. Thanks for saving our lives. How do we get back to the Women’s Village? Southeast. Maria, you have to get over to the Crystal cave and collect
seven crystals. Are you coming? I wish I could, but if I head back there,
it would recycle me like a tin can. And I just wouldn’t
be much of a man anymore, now would I? Okay, seven. I’ll do that. Good luck to you, sir. Thank you so much. I’ll never forget you. And I’ll never forget you. But I’m a robot. And I should come as no surprise. In you go. Good luck, my friends. Thanks, Kevin. For the two robot. Pilots. This chat. I surprised myself sometimes. John, you’re my hero. There’s got to be a Starbucks around here somewhere. Hang on. One small step for small man. To the past. And me on. Whom? Nighty night. Sweetheart. Hey! Get over here. We got a new recruit. Hurry up! Go! Go! Get in there! Oh! Oh! Where are you going? Where are you going, you idiot! Get over here! Help me get these crystals on the wall. I need your help. Oh, oh! Yeah. That’s right. Come help me. Now you got me. Where are you? I don’t need you anyway. I’m doing myself. What the %*#’s. That. Oh! Stay back! No further. Demon! Maria! I’m so happy to see you. I’ve missed you. Are you okay? I was so worried about you
after those men kidnaped you. They didn’t take me. Michael did. He became another person out here. He turned into a depraved monster. How did you escape? You’re not going to believe what Ethan saved me. He taught. He did that. It’s hard to believe. Maybe he has changed. Why is he here? This is my friend John,
who helped me to escape. I know it sounds crazy,
but he had a friend, a robot. By the name of Herbert. He helped us to find the truck,
and he told us how we can get back to our past. So this is one of those man made inventions that was responsible
for holes in the ozone layer. Greenhouse gas emissions, and polar bears
running out of ice. Yeah, it gets eight miles to the gallon. So you are a man from the past. What do you think of 2121? Is frightening. But maybe men can break
out of their vicious cycle and become something
positive for women again. Can they? Those feelings are foreign to our world. Now. I like it here with you. But we are trying to get back to our past. It’s okay. I understand. There’s going to be an eclipse soon. We need to get crystals. Put her on the engine so we can go
fast enough to catch the Tempest Vortex. Do you think? Can I take John to the Crystal cave? Maria, no man has ever gone
to the Crystal cave before. But somehow. I trust John. Here. Hello? My little. Cover girl. Do good. Yeah. See the way you look at her? Yeah. Fight it. Ooh! Fight it! Oh, yeah. Yeah. Come on, you guys. Keep it moving. Don’t make me use this %*#ing thing. Come on, come on. You can do it. You can do it. Come on. Come on. All right, go! Go! I said go! Hey, baby. Yeah. Ha! %*#! Give me those %*#ing keys. Yeah. Yeah. Go! That hurt. Ha! Oh, yeah. That’s no worse. My heart stopped. You could have had it all. Hey, foreigner! Yeah. Yeah! There, you %*#ing %*#! What’s up in the cell? Get off of me! Get off of me! Get off! We’ve learned from you, Michael. That there is such a thing called love between men and women. Oh. It’s us. It’s your last. We’ve been enemies for quite some time. It’s gotten us nowhere. More. Hageman. Or bloodshed. Now we can create together again in peace. Only from the heart. We can touch the sky. Oh, this is wonderful. He was at his home again. Feel an awakening. Deep within. Yes, I know. I’ll never forget. I hate to break this up, ladies, but we have an eclipse to catch. Otherwise,
we may not make it back to Kansas. Dorothy. You. Hang on tight, baby. Don’t look at this up. Get that car. Up. Or this vehicle come from. I thought we already cleared this area. Yeah. That’s strange. Hey, this is the Land Rover. We got the Bolo on earlier today. This must be the producer of those. Crazy reality shows that went missing
with his model friends. Yeah, half the country is looking
for these to wake him up. Come on, you two, wake up. What? You with us, brother? What’s going on here? Why don’t we. Wow. Maybe I wasn’t dreaming. I’m John Dawson. You’re not Michael Bray? No. And who is this Wonder Woman? What is your name? Putin. Where are the others? Michael Brace
hasn’t told me what happened to them. Well, they were left behind. I mean, they die. Wait, what do you mean, they died? We went through a time portal
into the future. 2121 A.D., where women rule
the world and men were the enemy. Tired. Perfect. I know, I know, it’s hard to believe,
but true. What were you guys smoking? We weren’t. Hallucinating. The future’s not very great. Yeah. Okay, you know what? Let’s just call this in now
to take care of all of this. Are you. I’m not going to jail, am I? You’re. The one. The woman. No more violence for the mother. Love you keep the light. It will be. Nothing without her. Women rule the one. Look at all the violence. The planet is dying, poisoned and blowing. While we keep fighting. Oh, %*#⚫️! Oh, %*#⚫️. Where’s the solution? We can’t go out of time. If you can’t love her life, she needs to be loved. If there’s a woman inside each one of us. Tell your mother. Be real with your sister. You want to die in the doorway. If she loses, no one wins. No way. If she loses, no one. Winning is going away. Way. If she loves us, no one wins. If she loses, no one wins. When women rule the one, the woman. No more violence for the mother. In a beautiful life. There will be. Nothing without her. Women rule the one who women. Rule the world. A woman gave you power. So why not have power? Let my leader. Take care on the. Timing of the one. There will be no woman for your mother. And you be mine. There will be nothing without us. No women rule the world. Women rule the world. Women.

Propelled through a swirling vortex, a group lands in a ravaged future where Earth is ruled by a powerful matriarchal society.

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